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I've been trying to think of the many ways this relationship between Elon Musk and Dotard can blow up.  You have 2 batshit crazy narcissists that both unfortunately have a lot of power and influence.  Elon is far wealthier and thinks he's the president.  Trump will be the president.  Both will be able to do a lot of damage to each other when they get mad.  It's not a question of if it will blow up, it's when and how.  A few things I can think of that could happen:

Elon turns the false information network against Trump

Trump tries to deport Elon

Trump tries to regulate Elon's companies and/or fucks them out of government contracts

Elon uses his money to destroy Trump's businesses

The list could go on and on, would be interested to hear other's thoughts and entertaining ideas.  Fuck both of these guys!

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Trump's probably already bored with him.

Elon reminds me of one time I went down a rabbit-hole of watching youtube videos about people building life-size stuff with giant Lego blocks. Young trustafarians building houses, functioning cars... sort of interesting but vaguely sickening, I think it was their high-pitched squeals. They squealed. Once heard it could not be unheard.

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31 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I've been trying to think of the many ways this relationship between Elon Musk and Dotard can blow up.  You have 2 batshit crazy narcissists that both unfortunately have a lot of power and influence.  Elon is far wealthier and thinks he's the president.  Trump will be the president.  Both will be able to do a lot of damage to each other when they get mad.  It's not a question of if it will blow up, it's when and how.  A few things I can think of that could happen:

Elon turns the false information network against Trump

Trump tries to deport Elon

Trump tries to regulate Elon's companies and/or fucks them out of government contracts

Elon uses his money to destroy Trump's businesses

The list could go on and on, would be interested to hear other's thoughts and entertaining ideas.  Fuck both of these guys!

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31 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I really wonder what kind of info Elon got on Trump when he bought Twitter.  He and Putin probably have the same dirt.

I'm of the impression Trump is using Elon more than Elon is using Trump.  Trump found himself someone people disliked even more than himself.  The fact that Trump will squeeze a few billion out of Elon in the process is just gravy.

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38 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I really wonder what kind of info Elon got on Trump when he bought Twitter.  He and Putin probably have the same dirt.

I don’t think Trump is afraid of dirt these days.  There’s plenty of bad shit about him out in the open.  Hell, he even brags about it publicly and nothing ever happens to him.

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I think the Elon, Trump alliance is going to last as long as Dotard is president, unfortunately. All Elon has to do is flatter him publicly and help him get paid to the point that he's one of the richest people in history. In return Elon gets power, all the government money he wants, and the ability to pursue his stupid projects like colonizing Mars. Meet the new oligarchs.

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Think the honeymoon will last for a while but Trump will eventually tire of Elon's schick, don't think there will be anything drastic like deporting Elon for lying about being in the country illegally on a student visa while working (oops) but there will be a falling out, Trump will call him names and Elon will come to heel like sad Ted Cruz after Trump emasculated him in the debates in 2016 and then had him phone banking for him later:

Ted Cruz Phone Banks For Donald Trump. SAD!

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21 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Think the honeymoon will last for a while but Trump will eventually tire of Elon's schick, don't think there will be anything drastic like deporting Elon for lying about being in the country illegally on a student visa while working (oops) but there will be a falling out, Trump will call him names and Elon will come to heel like sad Ted Cruz after Trump emasculated him in the debates in 2016 and then had him phone banking for him later:

Ted Cruz Phone Banks For Donald Trump. SAD!

Why would Elon come to heel?  How do you get one of the richest men in the world to come to heel?  

In short, how would tfg motivate Elon in one way or another?  Elmo is not in an elected position and doesn't seem to care to be in one.  So apart from saying "you're fired", which I think Elon would blow off, how would he be incentivized to stay in line?

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Just now, RDCanecutter said:

So all the billionaires suddenly become millionaires?

The billionaires will stay billionaires, especially if they are sitting on a pile of crypto.  But life would get very hard for everyone with less than a 7 figure net worth.  Mas or menos.

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49 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why would Elon come to heel?  How do you get one of the richest men in the world to come to heel?  

The way it works in Russia is the leader threatens to have them thrown off a roof if they don't stop bucking then, if they don't stop bucking, he has them thrown off a roof. We'll see something similar here.

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Elon said somewhere that we can expect things to get worse for a while before they start to build it back better. If they go through with even a fraction of what they're promising, it'll be catastrophic. If the process is "incomplete" and voters are angry, the oligarchs are not just going to be ok with being voted out of office in the midterms or in 2028. They're planning to come through those bad times way ahead of where they are now. Much richer and with permanent power. 

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1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why would Elon come to heel?  How do you get one of the richest men in the world to come to heel?  

In short, how would tfg motivate Elon in one way or another?  Elmo is not in an elected position and doesn't seem to care to be in one.  So apart from saying "you're fired", which I think Elon would blow off, how would he be incentivized to stay in line?

TBD but one is an incredibly rich narcist (the richest I guess) and the other is just a regular rich narcist who happens to be President of the United States, most powerful single person in the Free (so far) World... money can buy you a lot but unless elected, it can't buy you that kind of power. Donald could wield all kinds of things over Elon if so desired. 

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40 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The way it works in Russia is the leader threatens to have them thrown off a roof if they don't stop bucking then, if they don't stop bucking, he has them thrown off a roof. We'll see something similar here.

 

9 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

TBD but one is an incredibly rich narcist (the richest I guess) and the other is just a regular rich narcist who happens to be President of the United States, most powerful single person in the Free (so far) World... money can buy you a lot but unless elected, it can't buy you that kind of power. Donald could wield all kinds of things over Elon if so desired. 

Maybe. In that case I'd see Elon just up and fleeing to some other country.  I mean, maybe he'd get found and thrown in prison, but I think it's more likely he'd just walk away.  He can grease a lot of palms very well.

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Elon gave Trump his endorsement and $119 million.  The value of those two things (and whatever else he may have given him) is how much Trump owes Elon.  If it's just the endorsement and the hundred million then I think what happens is that Elon is going to ask for something substantial and Trump is not going to give it to him, probably because it will be outlandish or way more material than the help Elon gave Trump. That's when the shit will go sideways.

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1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Elon gave Trump his endorsement and $119 million.  The value of those two things (and whatever else he may have given him) is how much Trump owes Elon.  If it's just the endorsement and the hundred million then I think what happens is that Elon is going to ask for something substantial and Trump is not going to give it to him, probably because it will be outlandish or way more material than the help Elon gave Trump. That's when the shit will go sideways.

Elon will ask for a $500 billion NASA contract.  Trump will counteroffer with a Big Mac meal and a free ride on Air Force 1.  Elon will tell him to fuck off.  Trump will then nationalize space X and outlaw electric vehicles.  Elon will strike back with a Twitter ban and a bunch of Russian bot shit talk.  Elon will be deported and/or executed.

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8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I've been trying to think of the many ways this relationship between Elon Musk and Dotard can blow up.  You have 2 batshit crazy narcissists that both unfortunately have a lot of power and influence.  Elon is far wealthier and thinks he's the president.  Trump will be the president.  Both will be able to do a lot of damage to each other when they get mad.  It's not a question of if it will blow up, it's when and how.  A few things I can think of that could happen:

Elon turns the false information network against Trump

Trump tries to deport Elon

Trump tries to regulate Elon's companies and/or fucks them out of government contracts

Elon uses his money to destroy Trump's businesses

The list could go on and on, would be interested to hear other's thoughts and entertaining ideas.  Fuck both of these guys!


Elon buys Melania.

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7 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

TBD but one is an incredibly rich narcist (the richest I guess) and the other is just a regular rich narcist who happens to be President of the United States, most powerful single person in the Free (so far) World... money can buy you a lot but unless elected, it can't buy you that kind of power. Donald could wield all kinds of things over Elon if so desired. 

Yes, Trump is pretty stupid and he's putting stupid people in charge but god damn if the president, especially with all these new found powers, wanted to truly destroy a US citizen, on US soil...no amount of money would save that person unless they left and hid.  

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10 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Gonna be an upcoming episode of wife swap.

I think Trump makes a  run on nationalizing a few of the companies if/when Elon gets out of line.

Michael Cohen said in a Midas touch podcast, that I watched earlier this year, that he thinks at some point Trump tries to become dictator, and if successful, will call in like the 50 richest billionaires and have them sign over a chunk of their wealth and companies to him or else. Wish I had favorited it, but he does a bunch of hour plus podcasts with them and I am not watching through them all to find the one he said it in to link.  I remember because it would be hilarious for the billionaires to get fucked just like everyone else.

9 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why would Elon come to heel?  How do you get one of the richest men in the world to come to heel?  

In short, how would tfg motivate Elon in one way or another?  Elmo is not in an elected position and doesn't seem to care to be in one.  So apart from saying "you're fired", which I think Elon would blow off, how would he be incentivized to stay in line?

Elon came here illegally. Trump can have him deported at any time. Nationalize his businesses and put someone in there that will feed him a chunk of profits like Putin does.

8 hours ago, Bojack said:

Elon said somewhere that we can expect things to get worse for a while before they start to build it back better. If they go through with even a fraction of what they're promising, it'll be catastrophic. If the process is "incomplete" and voters are angry, the oligarchs are not just going to be ok with being voted out of office in the midterms or in 2028. They're planning to come through those bad times way ahead of where they are now. Much richer and with permanent power. 

Image of The Greasers will still be Greasers, and the Socs will still be Socs.

For the very rich bad times are just an opportunity for massive profits later, because they can buy up stuff cheap that desperate people need to sell to survive and their immense wealth insulates them from the same desperation.. 

4 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Elon gave Trump his endorsement and $119 million.  The value of those two things (and whatever else he may have given him) is how much Trump owes Elon.  If it's just the endorsement and the hundred million then I think what happens is that Elon is going to ask for something substantial and Trump is not going to give it to him, probably because it will be outlandish or way more material than the help Elon gave Trump. That's when the shit will go sideways.

Trump always avoids paying his debts. Nothing he would probably like better than sticking it to Elon later and laughing about it at his rallies.

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1 hour ago, Jhawkmvp said:

Michael Cohen said in a Midas touch podcast, that I watched earlier this year, that he thinks at some point Trump tries to become dictator, and if successful, will call in like the 50 richest billionaires and have them sign over a chunk of their wealth and companies to him or else. Wish I had favorited it, but he does a bunch of hour plus podcasts with them and I am not watching through them all to find the one he said it in to link.  I remember because it would be hilarious for the billionaires to get fucked just like everyone else.

He better make sure he has the military in his pocket before he tries that shit - I have a feeling those billionaires would buy him an unhappy ending otherwise.

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9 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

TBD but one is an incredibly rich narcist (the richest I guess) and the other is just a regular rich narcist who happens to be President of the United States, most powerful single person in the Free (so far) World... money can buy you a lot but unless elected, it can't buy you that kind of power. Donald could wield all kinds of things over Elon if so desired. 

i’m sure an audit of Elmo‘s finances will find nothing that would interest the IRS if Trump sic’d them on him

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