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3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Modified my will. Tamales will be served. Pork. Muslim friends can have Kibe.

 

Went to a funeral of someone that was very influential in my life a few years back. His favorite meal was a Whataburger cheeseburger. What did they have laid out in the fellowship hall after the service? That’s right, dozens and dozens of Whataburger cheeseburger and fries.

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I went to a funeral once, where my wife's family friend's son died in a car accident. This guy was a ladies man. His mom wanted stories told at his grave site, where all these chick's would regail us with how they got drunk and take his clothes or whatever back their own apartments.

Then we went to Sauvie Island where the wake was taking place where everyone was getting drunk and eating Mexican food. The place was also a farm, and the Mexicans pulled up to move the water lines to the next area of the field, and whole bunch of college aged guys went out there and decided to race to move the lines the fastest. One guy brought his 22 pistol to start the race. Mexicans won, but probably the most interesting funeral I've ever been to.

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On 11/22/2024 at 8:51 PM, royiv said:

Went to a funeral of someone that was very influential in my life a few years back. His favorite meal was a Whataburger cheeseburger. What did they have laid out in the fellowship hall after the service? That’s right, dozens and dozens of Whataburger cheeseburger and fries.

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I'm going to bump with something that happened to me this weekend, sort of a "would I be the asshole?"

My step-mom's family was in town and some even further extended family joined.

Long story short I sort of hit it off with my step-mom's, sister-in-law's niece. I wasn't blatantly flirting or anything but we enjoyed each other's company. 

She has a long-distance boyfriend currently but say it doesn't work out and I see her again at some point. Is this - a bad idea? fair game? a really bad idea? My feeling is it would raise some eyebrows but isn't really "wrong" in any fashion.

I mean I don't even have her phone number or anything it just got me thinking. 

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11 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I say go for it. But I grew up in South Louisiana, so you should take that into account when weighing my advice.

Yeah for me it feels like something that would be kind of case-by-case. 

What would make me (potentially) feel bad is that I'm fairly close with my step-mom's family and it would be weird for her SIL.

Granted, they're from East Texas. 

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10 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Sorry, but if you are attending for the deceased, you’re doing it wrong. 

 

5 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Yesterday, I attended a Celebration of Life and never thought to duck out for tamales. Now I feel like a total failure. Thank goodness more people I know will die and I’ll have the chance for a do-over. 

Hey man - we've moved on.

I need to know if it's Kosher to fuck my step-cousin's cousin. 

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24 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

I’m a bit disappointed in you, Z. The appropriate question is: Was it Kosher to fuck my step-cousin's cousin?

I wish I was that much of a player. Although I think I got the most out of my minutes this weekend. 

She's a Tech grad and a nurse in case that matters. 

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I wish I was that much of a player. Although I think I got the most out of my minutes this weekend. 

She's a Tech grad and a nurse in case that matters. 

I was never much of a player either, but I can coach, and you’re killing me.  A nurse?  God damn son, get in the game!

And, we are generally an assholes or not. If not, consensual honest action does not make you one.  

 

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15 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

I was never much of a player either, but I can coach, and you’re killing me.  A nurse?  God damn son, get in the game!

And, we are generally an assholes or not. If not, consensual honest action does not make you one.  

 

There's a wedding coming up she'll probably be at. I could stand to work on myself in the meantime. 

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm going to bump with something that happened to me this weekend, sort of a "would I be the asshole?"

My step-mom's family was in town and some even further extended family joined.

Long story short I sort of hit it off with my step-mom's, sister-in-law's niece. I wasn't blatantly flirting or anything but we enjoyed each other's company. 

She has a long-distance boyfriend currently but say it doesn't work out and I see her again at some point. Is this - a bad idea? fair game? a really bad idea? My feeling is it would raise some eyebrows but isn't really "wrong" in any fashion.

I mean I don't even have her phone number or anything it just got me thinking. 

 

wait until she gets stuck in a dryer, that's your green light 

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