Texas vs Kentucky - 2:30pm on ABC

[JGrayDBU 339]

Take him out, now1 obvious limp.  will not get better today.

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

[kingkoopa6 8369]

I miss Dickson 

[Drew 2493]

Just now, satyanash said:

Yuck. What a dud drive

Especially after a good first down run.  
 

And ewers does look gimpy.  Need to make the change and let him be healthy.

 

Also god damn our punter fucking sucks. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5203]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

and a hoser.  Eh.

[Bodowned 763]

somebody send this punter to Siberia

[Zeus 6085]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I've changed my stance. I might be able to stand Beth Mowins over these two morons 

At least Beth has a good excuse to be a pussy

[The Original Greaser Bob 2841]

Gotta put Manning in.  Ags going to try to hurt Ewers next week.  Manning needs to get some snaps.

[Drew 2493]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

And a QB with nothing to lose at this point who ain’t scared to throw it. 

[thunderlounge 7865]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

great time for a 30 yard punt. 

 

When does the portal open? In time for the playoffs?

[Alien Octopus 538]

17 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

Yep. Talking West Campus days 

It was cain &abel’s early 90’s

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

I wonder how many bj's Dua Lipa has given? I wonder if she was part of the freak fest, or whatever they called it?

[OU Sucks 8866]

Can anyone on this board with eligibility punt the ball?

[ATXhorn17 1624]

Is Sark stupid. Why is Quinn out there hopping on one leg.

[Zeus 6085]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

The new thing is 7 yards or even 5 yards but yeah, need to let more bounce. 
 

I do love his return ability though the dude is special

[MillerEP 30491]

Our offense is going to be one dimensional as long as hurt Quinn is in there, so we’re going to need our D to get some stops until sark pulls his head out of his ass and puts arch in

[taybo20 2877]

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

But even with it, this freshman already looks more poised than Vandergoof

That’s 100% true

[TexasGolf 4965]

Turn over time 

[Surly Bevo 25045]

43 yard punt and that was one of the better ones.  We have to significantly upgrade there.  It's a stretch but not a HUGE stretch to say the Georgia game is closer if we have a decent punter.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

At least Beth has a good excuse to be a pussy

She also weirdly knows more about football 

[I Plead Da Fif 293]

Ideally Quinn would play through the 3rd but with that level of a limp no reason to trot him out there. Arch time, Sark.

[bad_teammate 13215]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I wonder how many bj's Dua Lipa has given? I wonder if she was part of the freak fest, or whatever they called it?

Go take a cold shower, bud

[taybo20 2877]

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Is Sark stupid. Why is Quinn out there hopping on one leg.

Exactly! Put arch in

[MonkeyDoughnut 10300]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

My money is on already having the talk multiple times and not knowing where he is.

[Dahobbs 17625]

Kentucky has good receivers. I think blitzing the young QB is the wrong move. Make him read the defense. 

[Cajun 11714]

Why in the hell is Ewers still in there?

 

[taybo20 2877]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

43 yard punt and that was one of the better ones.  We have to significantly upgrade there.  It's a stretch but not a HUGE stretch to say the Georgia game is closer if we have a decent punter.  

Our punter sucks ass. That’s an advantage Aggie has over us 

[Minute Bull 279]

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

somebody send this punter to Siberia

I will volunteer to go find a new punter in Australia. Taking one for the team:

[Hermanator 7106]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

That's old school football. That's not what teams do anymore. 

Punters are too accurate these days putting it inside the 10 for the guy to just stand on the 10 and let everything go over. Only did Golden did wrong there was fair catch signal prematurely 

[Stunns38 3536]

More holding

[DixonHur 11338]

This QB is vastly better than the starter so far.  

[Nivek 16945]

So much holding not called there

[MonkeyDoughnut 10300]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

43 yard punt and that was one of the better ones.  We have to significantly upgrade there.  It's a stretch but not a HUGE stretch to say the Georgia game is closer if we have a decent punter.  

Lack of hang time is the big killer

[hookem48 4700]

god damnit Sark run the ball, run the ball, run the fucking ball, 2 runs and god damnit Sark pull your head out of your ass.

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

our punter kicks it net 30 almost every time, our opponents punters seem to all get net 45 or more. 

 

thats a huge change of field position. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Go take a cold shower, bud

No way. It'll kill my high. I'm just thinking out loud here.
 

Sorry for partying!

[MillerEP 30491]

This backup had some life

[Underdog 28710]

Alligator arms. 

[TexArcher 37974]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

It's a whole generation of players who've missed that memo.

As if starting at the 5 is statistically much better than at the 2?  Take the more than 50/50 chance of getting the touchback.  

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Boley has an arm. Why were they starting Vanderdude?

[satyanash 14529]

Boley is legit. We need to keep scoring because UK looks a lot better on offense now.

[Surly Bevo 25045]

Just now, taybo20 said:

Our punter sucks ass. That’s an advantage Aggie has over us 

A big one.  Their Southlake kid has a leg cannon.  

[LTtxfan 49244]

New QB for Ky is ballin'

[Earl Haffler 597]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I wonder how many bj's Dua Lipa has given? I wonder if she was part of the freak fest, or whatever they called it?

one too few

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

we werent offsides on that play?

[taybo20 2877]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Kentucky has good receivers. I think blitzing the young QB is the wrong move. Make him read the defense. 

Idk… I want to speed him up and keep his eyes down 

[TexArcher 37974]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Can anyone on this board with eligibility punt the ball?

I don't think I can kick a ball more than 25 yards, so it would be the same.

[Minute Bull 279]

Their offense looks far better with this kid.

[taybo20 2877]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

we werent offsides on that play?

Guess not, but we gave up 11 yards up the middle lol

[deech 2291]

Simmons is a man child.