Texas vs Kentucky - 2:30pm on ABC

[Bodowned 763]

Jesus Christ, Colin Simmon’s acceleration is STUPID.

[Underdog 28,770]

Just now, NAVY said:

The fuck you going on about? 

Your grammar skills. 

[naija 2,869]

thank God we are part of the conference that gets live fellatio broadcast in HiDef these days

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,505]

Woooooooooooooooow

Simmons is going to be a serial killer next season 

[bschoolprof 6,272]

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

That was the stupidest play I’ve ever seen a college QB make.

He also threw it away on 4th down.  

[Stunns38 3,548]

If guilbeau would have looked for the ball, that’s a pick 6

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,032]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Wut

Our ST is a liability almost every game. 

[Hank_Hill 18,894]

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

That was the stupidest play I’ve ever seen a college QB make.

You didn’t watch the Ole Miss game today I see

[Topper13 3,383]

Simmons is a man

[Rimbo 26,064]

Tell you what, though. This UK QB has moxie.

[Nivek 16,982]

Can they just stop sucking this conferences dick?

No.

[TreatyOak 16,418]

[Bevo&Pevo 5,217]

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

[Braff Zacklin 13,659]

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sark has his flaws but B2B 10 win seasons. It's nice after the last decade. 

[hookem48 4,703]

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

That was the stupidest play I’ve ever seen a college QB make.

no it wasn't

[Rickylovesweed 14,540]

This Kentucky QB is good. Kind of confused how their coaching staff hasn't realized this already. 

[FOXHOUND 1,034]

Simmons is a Sergio Kindle starter kit and by the time he's in his 3rd year he'll have an Orakpo frame, he shot out of fucking cannon on that 2nd down

[Hook1997 5,399]

Officially worried about one leg Quinn vs aggy and Sark never making a change.  Game might be 10-7

[MillerEP 30,495]

Link? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,505]

Honestly, this kid is pretty damn good. Once he gets control of his arm and the game slows down, he's going do some good things. So I hope he's injured next season when we visit. 

[gofuckyourself 8,379]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Tell you what, though. This UK QB has moxie.

He's a true freshman, and damn good.

UK offense could be trouble the next couple years.

[deech 2,291]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Woooooooooooooooow

Simmons is going to be a serial killer next season 

Ummm....Maybe it's my experience watching Mindhunter - but he already is

[Thatguy 8,853]

7 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

tre fuck you ill do it myself wisner 

[AUS-97HORN 11,822]

this fucker can absolutely throw on the run. 

 

quinn hasnt been able to do that since his rib muscles got hurt.... that was 8 weeks ago. 

 

really aggravated that sark is so fucking hard headed about this... along with Q fucking knowing hes hurt bad and refusing to just take a seat this 2nd half when he had a 3 score lead. 

[Tonesky 948]

5 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Sark needs to find an OC, a kicker, a punter, and a new ST coach this offseason.

How about a non-fumbling running back or two?

[Topper13 3,383]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

Dont forget the meteor in Norman

[wood 11,257]

That last drive might have been our most impressive one I've seen all season. I told Mrs. Wood (no pics) just before it started that we were running the ball so well that we should just run it every play on this drive until they stop it. They couldn't.

[sith_horn 2,407]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I have to assume Stark is worried about breaking QE mentally if he sits him during a slump.  It’s the inly explaination I can come up with

Or he doesn't want to further encourage the controversy, which is somewhat linked to Quinn due to the external noise it would generate. But damn if this isn't exactly when you're supposed to bring your backup into the game. Hope Quinn is healthy for next week.

[Bodowned 763]

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Simmons is a Sergio Kindle starter kit and by the time he's in his 3rd year he'll have an Orakpo frame, he shot out of fucking cannon on that 2nd down

Orakpo / Kindle are too low a ceiling for him; this motherfucker looks like Micah Parsons as a college freshman.

[thunderlounge 7,928]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

This Kentucky QB is good. Kind of confused how their coaching staff hasn't realized this already. 

Seems like a prime candidate for transfer portal NIL. 

[OU Sucks 8,911]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Woooooooooooooooow

Simmons is going to be a serial killer next season 

Hopefully not, we could really use him on the field.

[Drew 2,518]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

The only thing that would  have made this day better is Penn St and ND and Aggy losing. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

Wisner = Emmett Smith

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,032]

Just now, hookem48 said:

no it wasn't

You’re right, literally giving the ball to Kentucky for a fumble/int touchdown was worse.

[gofuckyourself 8,379]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,505]

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Our ST is a liability almost every game. 

True, but we still need Banks in staff. He's an A++ recruiter. We really need to go out and hire an analyst to help out. 

[Hank_Hill 18,894]

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Our ST is a liability almost every game. 

…because our punter is meh. Banks has been great here and everywhere else he’s been

[Dahobbs 17,679]

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I have to assume Stark is worried about breaking QE mentally if he sits him during a slump.  It’s the inly explaination I can come up with

But it isn't a slump. He is fucking injured. 

[Keef 779]

I am old enough to remember Tank Jackson fucking up the coin toss and us getting 12 extra points blocked. So I’ll take these mental lapses. 

[Nivek 16,982]

This Kentucky QB is good. Kind of confused how their coaching staff hasn't realized this already. 

Stoopid.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,032]

1 minute ago, Tonesky said:

How about a non-fumbling running back or two?

Baxter 

[Surly Bevo 25,143]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

He's a true freshman, and damn good.

UK offense could be trouble the next couple years.

I will say this again for those of you in the back.  Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself.  

There is no tape on him....he's athletic, can he do it once everybody has studied the shit out of him and schemed for him.  

We will see.  

Edited Sunday at 12:02 AM by Surly Bevo

[Js1 85,562]

Just now, Topper13 said:

Dont forget the meteor in Norman

Screw it, no chance they fire BV if he beats Bama and it causes more SEC CCG chaos. Ou winning helps our OPP winning % on the resume 

[Underdog 28,770]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

He's a true freshman, and damn good.

UK offense could be trouble the next couple years.

Depends on how many OCs they go through while he’s there. 

[Rimbo 26,064]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

He's a true freshman, and damn good.

UK offense could be trouble the next couple years.

No.

It don't make a shit.

[Kwix 2,199]

2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

Don't forget Notre Dame on your list

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

he ran that drive fucking perfectly, kept their defense on their heels the whole drive

I meant because the ball kept getting snapped with too much time on the clock and he took his time out with 10 seconds on the clock.

[Rimbo 26,064]

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Baxter 

How about a non-fumbling and non-injured RB or two?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,505]

1 minute ago, deech said:

Ummm....Maybe it's my experience watching Mindhunter - but he already is

Man, what a great show. Sucks Netflix canceled it. David Fincher is a master. 

[NAVY 6,747]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Your grammar skills. 

OK lord of dictionary butthole missionary cocksuxkery