aggy @ Auburn

[Hermanator 7115]

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

and aggy is a 76% chance if they win out, yet they would be the SEC champion and get an auto-bid. That website sucks.

By "win out" it's just talking about the regular season. I think most of that 76 percent chance would be attributed to winning the conference, because if they lost the CCG and went to 9-4 I doubt they have a 76 percent chance to get in. 

We get in at 10-2 over them at 9-4. Because the playoffs take into account the full season and not just conference games. This is where scheduling a tough opponent week 1 and losing can come back to hurt you. 

Edited 4 hours ago by Hermanator

[Newdoc 3448]

2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Especially with all the boys, dudes, and fellas in the crowd getting frothy and riled up, slinging whooping catcalls at at their favorite boy cheerleaders gyrating on the sidelines

I may have to pause the game by several minutes to skip forward on the aggie crowd and corps shots.

[Billy Pilgrim 1969]

What’s going to suck is when we beat aggy next weekend they’ll completely fall out of the polls so we still won’t have a win over a top 25 opponent. Oh well, I’ll take it.

[immamac 42868]

Is this the fucking game week thread or the aggy shits themselves against auburn thread? 

[Alien Octopus 547]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is this the fucking game week thread or the aggy shits themselves against auburn thread? 

Yes

[jet black 230]

5 hours ago, Captain Obvious said:

The committee (and networks) would fall over themselves rushing to put Texas in the playoffs with a Manning at qb.

User name checks out

[MonkeyDoughnut 10312]

Hats off to DJ Durkin out classing Elko on defense

[Dennis Taylor 18835]

Gotdam barn fans you people have won games over people that matter. Don't storm the field for beating aggy. Act like you been there before 

[hookemATL 11773]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Is this the fucking game week thread or the aggy shits themselves against auburn thread? 

This is the thread where Rage vents his misanthropic/chicken little inner demons,  instead of enjoying the most aggy moment of the entire season we are going to entertain  (Ewers out for year/aggy blowout/arch awful/monkeypox runs through lockerroom/sark arrested and revealed as the Zodiac Killer)  

Lots of threads to talk about playoffs and SEC champ scenarios but this is Surly so someone has to offer the shit takes I guess. 

[HouTex 1882]

Probably already been said, but aggies did not lose.  They just ran out of [over] time.

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[TOR 5672]

6 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Probably already been said, but aggies did not lose.  They just ran out of [over] time.

4 times.

[TOR 5672]

[TheFlagship 433]

If I’m reading the tiebreakers correctly, after Bama lost, all Aggy had to do was beat a lowly 1-5 Auburn and they would have clinched a spot in their very first SECCG last night (believe they would have been ahead of UGA and Tenn at 6-2). What a moment that would’ve been for them!
 

Never go full Aggy.

[TOR 5672]

1 minute ago, TheFlagship said:

Never go full Aggy.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

8 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

If they leave out a 3 loss Bama for a 3 loss Aggy I will eat a sofa on live television. Assuming Tenn/UGA wins. 

The only way aggy ends up with 3 losses is as sec champ and guaranteed spot. 

[JBJ 3655]

Poor aggy.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3253]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The only way aggy ends up with 3 losses is as sec champ and guaranteed spot. 

That's true. Aggy has to beat Texas and UGA back to back. They fucked. 

[Longboard Horn 40355]

[El Squared 1804]

Look at all the success and obvious respect aggy getting with these opposing fans storming the field! The Elk is a miracle worker!

[Wulaw Horn 19116]

7 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

How would you leave them out if their 3rd loss is to Texas in the SEC champ game? The assumption the committee would be working with is that any other team wouldve also lost to us. No way they penalize them for that. 

Agreed. But they better beat tech or us. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3253]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Agreed. But they better beat tech or us. 

Yes, UGA has to win 1 of their next two games to get into the playoffs. 

[TOR 5672]

4 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Look at all the success and obvious respect aggy getting with these opposing fans storming the field! The Elk is a miracle worker!

The Qualitiest of Quality Losses.  It ain't every day Auburn wins.  

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33 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

If I’m reading the tiebreakers correctly, after Bama lost, all Aggy had to do was beat a lowly 1-5 Auburn and they would have clinched a spot in their very first SECCG last night (believe they would have been ahead of UGA and Tenn at 6-2). What a moment that would’ve been for them!
 

Never go full Aggy.

No they wouldn’t have.

they still would have needed LSU and Tenn to win next week 

[Hagbard Celine 10872]

9 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

This seems like win/win for us.  If we lose, we don’t have to fuck with the SEC champ game and go straight to the playoffs.  If we win, we get to drag our nuts over aggy faces and get revenge on GA…..and then go to the playoffs.

aggy receiving absolution from all of the chaos is a fair trade for the doublewin of losing and getting a bye week before a playoff game, home or away don't care we're awesome on the road then it goes neutral sites; win next week and get a shot at our own absolution against uga on their turf, win in atlanta, get a bye, lose slot 5/6/7/8 and host round 1

the only way we fall 9/10/11/12 is if aggy beats us and somehow beats uga then aggy will be the lowest-ranked p4 champion (3 losses) and both aggy and uga will slot 5/6/7/8 and we join tennessee 9/10/11/12

[Hagbard Celine 10872]

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Guaranteed? No.

But, it's happening. We are in the Playoff.

the only way it doesn't happen is if:

- a team with 2 losses has an opponent that forfeits one of those wins for some reason before the selection show in 2 weeks

- aggy beats us 100-0 and the committee moves us out of the top 12 OR we beat aggy and then uga beats us 100-0 and the committee moves us out of the top 12

- comet

- asteroid

[Huckleberry 33005]

9 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Yes, we should get in, but it ain't fucking guaranteed, like I said

You should change your name to fear-a-holic given your performance over the last week, cowering at the thought of Kyle Field and now trembling about Texas's CFP chances. 

[Pimphand 5768]

I feel like it is our civic duty to the world to send Texas 8&4 to their norm.

[Hagbard Celine 10872]

9 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You're the one that's making idiotic arguments. How does "controlling your own destiny" impact the line? No shit, they can still make the SEC championship game. That means nothing in the context of who the better team is and recent data points of aggy struggling with a 4-6 Auburn team.

last night they depleted their life force in a futile attempt to eke out a result over 4-6 barn

beating us is absolutely possible but after last night they will have to summon the ghosts of sul ross, e.king gill and the bonfire 12, and then deplete every last ounce of semen in their entire ecosystem, to get the result over us

they will go to atlanta and uga will carve them alive, viking blood eagle