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Game week 12, 2024, Texas at aggy

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Wulaw Horn

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Well, it’s been a minute since we’ve played these clowns.  I could write 10,000 words or I could write 100, maybe I will split the difference 

We just witnessed a wonderful day of college football. Texas clinched a place in the college football playoffs. Anyone who doesn’t get this is a pants shitting retard (my dad, after his tramatic brain injury is one and he even gets it). 
 

Aggy lost to a shitty Auburn team and while they still control their own destiny they are in a win and they are probably in the playoffs situation while if they lose they likely finish as like the 6th best team in the league. Knowing the history of aggy what do you expect?  
 

Some fun stuff- we have had a brutal last decade, however:

last head to head win- Texas 

last conference title- Texas 2023, aggy 1998

last playoff appearance- aggy- never- Texas- 2024

i could go on and on and on (and I’m sure some will) but even during the worst time in our programs history we are outdoing those dipshits, and I expect we will crush their spirit next Saturday. 
 

About the game:  it’s football, anything can happen. But, and I swear this isn’t homer-ish, we literally are better than them in every single position group with maybe the exception of kicker and definitely punter (I’m still low key pissed at Sark about punter). Could they win?  Sure. Is that likely?  Not really. 
 

my guess is we go in as like a 9.5 point favorite on their home turf. Which would make us like a 14 point favorite in Austin. If our offense doesn’t actively buttfuck our defense I don’t see how they score enough to matter to us. I’m not getting into a major prediction of the game situation as there will be a thread for that, but, I’m figuring on Texas winning, as is the historical norm. 
 

Hook ‘Em high like an eagle soars, nobody is overlooking this game Bill in Sinton. 

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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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Fuck these yokel motherfuckers back to their animal husbands. I went to the last Texas-Aggy game after telling my in-laws to kiss my ass and back their shit up by coming to Collie Station with me or shut the fuck up. None of them came, I went alone. It was fucking glorious. I saw a 70 year old man cry in the stands. Fuck you A&M. I hope your campus burns to the ground, you soviet fucks.

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If Texas wins, they still won't have beaten a team that matters.  However, if Aggie wins, they will have beaten a national championship contender, showing their program is on the upswing. Advantage Aggie--Looch prolly.  

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

If Texas wins, they still won't have beaten a team that matters.  However, if Aggie wins, they will have beaten a national championship contender, showing their program is on the upswing. Advantage Aggie--Looch prolly.  

I mean- yeah- this is 100% true.  

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17 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf am I looking at?

Just tried to play a game online just now, this pussy quit as soon as I got an interception. He did not finish (DNF) and I never even got a chance to score on em. 
Probably a mad aggy wanting to blow off steam after their disappointing loss, and got matched up against Texas lol

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12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- yeah- this is 100% true.  

Texas is for real only when it suits aggy.  

Texas is for real and should beat the hell out of aggy, and I'm hoping they somehow don't make it closer than it needs to be.  Cheers to Texas scoring on their first possession to ease the pressure and then the defense does what it does--choke out opposing offenses.  The Longhorn DL should absolutely pillage the Aggie qb and run game behind their OL.     

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7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Just tried to play a game online just now, this pussy quit as soon as I got an interception. He did not finish (DNF) and I never even got a chance to score on em. 
Probably a mad aggy wanting to blow off steam after their disappointing loss, and got matched up against Texas lol

omfg that's even better than insta-quitting lol

they rage-quit within seconds lmao

Can you save the replay? Put it online, that's hilarious. Tag it on youtube and you'll get hits.

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8 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Texas is for real only when it suits aggy.  

Texas is for real and should beat the hell out of aggy, and I'm hoping they somehow don't make it closer than it needs to be.  Cheers to Texas scoring on their first possession to ease the pressure and then the defense does what it does--choke out opposing offenses.  The Longhorn DL should absolutely pillage the Aggie qb and run game behind their OL.     

This is true. Outside of goofy shit I don’t see how they score on us. Goofy shit happens all the time in football so whatever, but we win like 8 or 9 times out of 10 because of this dynamic. 

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omfg that's even better than insta-quitting lol

they rage-quit within seconds lmao

Can you save the replay? Put it online, that's hilarious. Tag it on youtube and you'll get hits.

Ah I didn’t screen grab after. It lets you record what happened last 1 min or 30 seconds or something  

Still pretty funny though, right after that tough 4OT loss. 
 

he was on headset too but I’m watching F1 and didn’t hear 

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11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Kids?  I'm 53 and got both my undergraduate and graduate degrees from UT, but don't know what that is.

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The Hex Rally traces its origins to 1941. Having lost the previous seven away games at Texas A&M, a group of worried UT students sought the advice of a local fortune teller, Mozzelle "Madame Augusta" Hipple.[2]

Hipple told the students to burn red candles the week before the game against A&M. The red symbolized challenge and opposition. In response, store owners, dorm residents, and other UT supporters around Austin burned red candles ceaselessly. That Thanksgiving, the Texas Longhorns snapped A&M's home winning streak with a 23–0 win.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_Rally

Hex Rally has been a thing since then.  One might argue you only need it to break a losing streak but whateves the tradition is yearly.

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