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Wulaw Horn
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Well, it’s been a minute since we’ve played these clowns.  I could write 10,000 words or I could write 100, maybe I will split the difference  We just witnessed a wonderful day of college footbal

WelfareBuysMyWeed
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Fuck these yokel motherfuckers back to their animal husbands. I went to the last Texas-Aggy game after telling my in-laws to kiss my ass and back their shit up by coming to Collie Station with me or s

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Sad to see this thunderdouche wearing our colors.

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12 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Reed is damn good for a freshman QB, but I'm sure we'll show him a few new wrinkles.

He hasn't faced a defense like ours yet. We're goin' in dry.

Reed also hasn't had the weight of aggy hopes before either. Can't under estimate aggy faithfuls ability to ruin another young QB 

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I have family that are aggys, and I hate them with my full chest. Fuck A&M. I spit on their stupid sacred grass specifically to disrespect their loser corp members who thankfully died in battle.

What is it with "having Aggy friends" or "Aggy family" on this site?

I just don't get it. I stay away .... FAR AWAY.

The last time I talked to an Aggy ... or was even in the vicinity of a known Aggy ... was at the 606 Oyster Bar on South Street ...  about around 1987 or 1988, If I recall, around the end of Ronnie Raygun presidency. (Apologies for some CR, but unavoidable)

Was dating a lefty New Wave chick from Southwest Texas State, who I think I met at Inner Sanctum Records. On a summer Saturday night, we met her roommate and her "new boyfriend" (in town visiting) at the bar in 606. Place was jam-packed.

Turns out, roommate's boyfriend was an Aggy "planning on joining the Corp and becoming an Air Force pilot." I knew immediately this dude had seen Top Gun like 20 times on his VHS player.

While roommate and Aggy were looking at drink menu, I whispered in my date's ear: "He's a Tom Cruise Maverick wannabe."  She laughed! I said, "Don't worry: not looking for any arguments. Let's just enjoy the food and drinks and split."

We had barely started the first round of drinks when it was already clear the dude had a chip on his shoulder ... and was ready to argue over politics with a UT student, surely an America-hating Sip from Liberal Austin ... with sort of New Wave style. (I was kinda New Wave because I listened to Kraftwerk, Devo, Flock of Seagulls ... among other stuff. Back then, mention Kraftwerk to the right artsy chick and she was hot for you instantly.) 

Five minutes into the first drink, this fucker starts bragging about his patriotism and love for President Raygun. Aggy gonna show a Sip a thing or two! 

Since I think patriotism is mostly fucking stupid, I laughed and pointed out some of the Raygun BS and patriotism hypocrisy. His retort was "You sound like another communist."  I laughed again said something to the effect of "you seem like the true believing patriot that would thrive in a communist regime with blind loyalty to the dictator." That hit the hot button, as pointing out hypocrisy aways does with these types.

Quickly, he was talking about how he would "kill for his country to protect freedom?" Literally said that to us during casual convo over drinks. His girlfriend seemed aghast. My date was. 

I said something to the effect of, "well, since your gonna be a Top Gun killer pilot, does that mean you would napalm some villages like Apocalypse Now, carpet bomb people on other side of the planet, or just drop a few nukes on a nation for good measure"?  

His face turned radioactive red ... so much it was lighting up half the 606. His date said: "I think we better just leave." My date agreed and said "Let's just split. We'll cover the drinks." He glared at me and mumbled something about liberals and UT. I shrugged. So they got up and left. 

As for me and New Wave chick, we wandered around South Street for a bit, ate burgers at some place, went back to my apartment off Barton Springs, listened to Kraftwerk, and, well, you know the rest of the evening ... 

As far as I know, that is the last line I ever said to an Aggy. Eternal scoreboard! 

 

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What is it with "having Aggy friends" or "Aggy family" on this site?

I just don't get it. I stay away .... FAR AWAY.

You're right, it was foolish of me to not DEMAND to my mom that she not get pregnant with my older siblings in the 70s. I really didn't use a firm enough hand growing up.

I should also tell my mom to stop inviting them to Thanksgiving, lest I look like a chump on Surly for not staying FAR AWAY.

 

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(I was kinda New Wave because I listened to Kraftwerk, Devo, Flock of Seagulls ... among other stuff. Back then, mention Kraftwerk to the right artsy chick and she was hot for you instantly.)

Thats fucking dope, tho.

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2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

You're right, it was foolish of me to not DEMAND to my mom that she not get pregnant with my older siblings in the 70s. I really didn't use a firm enough hand growing up.

I should also tell my mom to stop inviting them to Thanksgiving, lest I look like a chump on Surly for not staying FAR AWAY.

at least you’re learning. good job

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Probably my funniest aggy story: aggy family friends were over during the holidays. This guy, the "older brother" of the family, was total stereotypical aggy. Loud, obnoxious, arrogant, super conservative, ROTC. Would call me "long hair" because my sides came over the tops of my ears or whatever. Every other sentence included tu. Total indoctrinated goob.

He cornered me that night and trapped me in this interminable, self-aggrandizing, overwhelmingly one-sided conversation.  It started with him being famous around campus for his legendary house parties (every single student knew who he was). Then came the bonfire story. He was still in school (think it was his 7th year) and was allegedly there when the collapse happened. And he fucking RELISHED this. This blowhard dons a thousand yard stare and reminisced like he was a first responder crossed with a Vietnam vet war hero. Pulling people from the wreckage. Hearing the screams, the chaos. The horror. The horror...

Two hours later, I had still not found a way to self-immolate or hang myself. And at some point, that night mercifully did end.

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2 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

Y, M, N, Y, N, N, Y, Y, M, N, Y, Y

 

46 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

How so? I love my light skin african queens.

You just explained it...

Yte, Mixed, N-word, Yte, N-Word, N-word, Yte, Yte, Mixed, N-Word, Yte. Yte.

 

For me, only 5 is No. 

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6 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Probably my funniest aggy story: aggy family friends were over during the holidays. This guy, the "older brother" of the family, was total stereotypical aggy. Loud, obnoxious, arrogant, super conservative, ROTC. Would call me "long hair" because my sides came over the tops of my ears or whatever. Every other sentence included tu. Total indoctrinated goob.

He cornered me that night and trapped me in this interminable, self-aggrandizing, overwhelmingly one-sided conversation.  It started with him being famous around campus for his legendary house parties (every single student knew who he was). Then came the bonfire story. He was still in school (think it was his 7th year) and was allegedly there when the collapse happened. And he fucking RELISHED this. This blowhard dons a thousand yard stare and reminisced like he was a first responder crossed with a Vietnam vet war hero. Pulling people from the wreckage. Hearing the screams, the chaos. The horror. The horror...

Two hours later, I had still not found a way to self-immolate or hang myself. And at some point, that night mercifully did end.

You’re describing my aggy best friend to a T. I watched the Auburn game with him and heard these points most of the night:

- Texas has played nobody. 
- Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. 
- the SEC is a completely different animal and Texas just doesn’t GET it. 
- QE isn’t special. 
 

Just win, baby! 🤘🏼

 

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15 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Probably my funniest aggy story: aggy family friends were over during the holidays. This guy, the "older brother" of the family, was total stereotypical aggy. Loud, obnoxious, arrogant, super conservative, ROTC. Would call me "long hair" because my sides came over the tops of my ears or whatever. Every other sentence included tu. Total indoctrinated goob.

He cornered me that night and trapped me in this interminable, self-aggrandizing, overwhelmingly one-sided conversation.  It started with him being famous around campus for his legendary house parties (every single student knew who he was). Then came the bonfire story. He was still in school (think it was his 7th year) and was allegedly there when the collapse happened. And he fucking RELISHED this. This blowhard dons a thousand yard stare and reminisced like he was a first responder crossed with a Vietnam vet war hero. Pulling people from the wreckage. Hearing the screams, the chaos. The horror. The horror...

Two hours later, I had still not found a way to self-immolate or hang myself. And at some point, that night mercifully did end.

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10 hours ago, F250 said:

Seriously, you haven't celebrated a win over aggy until you pounded an aggy chick doggy style on Thanksgiving night while she has to wear a Longhorns shirt throwing up the Hook 'Em while you slap that ass. Then have her fetch you a slice of pecan pie afterwards.

That's a lovely story and you tell it so well...

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Wulaw, great as always!!! 

I don't know if this has already been stated because I'm catching up to the thread but hopefully not lost in all the noise is that we are competing for a back to back conference championship game. Two conference championships games in two years in two different conferences. When has that happened before? Too lazy to Google but got to be pretty special.

And in summation, fuck aggy. It won't even be close. 49-10, garbage time TD as we sit err'body for the conference championship. 

Ok, cool

Hook 'em

Fine whatever

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13 minutes ago, Droopy said:

You’re describing my aggy best friend to a T. I watched the Auburn game with him and heard these points most of the night:

- Texas has played nobody. 
- Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. 
- the SEC is a completely different animal and Texas just doesn’t GET it. 
- QE isn’t special. 
 

Just win, baby! 🤘🏼

 

They have to tell themselves something when they know what they are in for.

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3 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Wulaw, great as always!!! 

I don't know if this has already been stated because I'm catching up to the thread but hopefully not lost in all the noise is that we are competing for a back to back conference championship game. Two conference championships games in two years in two different conferences. When has that happened before? Too lazy to Google but got to be pretty special.

And in summation, fuck aggy. It won't even be close. 49-10, garbage time TD as we sit err'body for the conference championship. 

Ok, cool

Hook 'em

Fine whatever

Booty

Can’t speak to other schools but we did it in 95-96 when we won the last SWC championship and the first B12 conference championship.

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Can’t speak to other schools but we did it in 95-96 when we won the last SWC championship and the first B12 conference championship.

Won it in the last year in the SWC.  Won it in the first year of the Big 12.  Won it in the last year in the Big 12 . . .

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Also, aggy is only facing the nationally ranked #18 offense and #2 defense vs their #44 offense and non-top 50 "wrecking crew". So, pretty even as they say.

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Won it in the last year in the SWC.  Won it in the first year of the Big 12.  Won it in the last year in the Big 12 . . .

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2 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

What is it with "having Aggy friends" or "Aggy family" on this site?

I just don't get it. I stay away .... FAR AWAY.

The last time I talked to an Aggy ... or was even in the vicinity of a known Aggy ... was at the 606 Oyster Bar on South Street ...  about around 1987 or 1988, If I recall, around the end of Ronnie Raygun presidency. (Apologies for some CR, but unavoidable)

We had barely started the first round of drinks when it was already clear the dude had a chip on his shoulder ... and was ready to argue over politics with a UT student, surely an America-hating Sip from Liberal Austin ... with sort of New Wave style. (I was kinda New Wave because I listened to Kraftwerk, Devo, Flock of Seagulls ... among other stuff. Back then, mention Kraftwerk to the right artsy chick and she was hot for you instantly.).

 

"It was 1998 and I was kinda grunge because I was into this new grunge scene, fresh new bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam"

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50 minutes ago, Droopy said:

You’re describing my aggy best friend to a T. I watched the Auburn game with him and heard these points most of the night:

- Texas has played nobody. 
- Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. 
- the SEC is a completely different animal and Texas just doesn’t GET it. 
- QE isn’t special. 
 

Just win, baby! 🤘🏼

 

 

I see you've made at least mistakes here 

 

1. Making an aggy best friend

2. Trying to have a rational football discussion with said friend 

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23 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Won it in the last year in the SWC.  Won it in the first year of the Big 12.  Won it in the last year in the Big 12 . . .

wanted to point out we won it first year in the SWC too. Texas has won every conference it's been a part of in their first year so far.

Speaking of fun facts, A&M is literally the only school in NCAA history to be 0-3 in their first game in a new conference, lulz. Lost to Rice in the SWC opener, lost to Colorado in the Big 12 opener, lost to Florida in the SEC opener. By contrast, Texas is 3-0 in their first game in a new conference.

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12 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Right. But I’ve witnessed violence at an a&m game that had nothing on the line for them. And then their behavior surrounding the bonfire game…

I was in collie station for that 1995 16-6 game, staying with some friends who swore they could get me a ticket. That fell through and I just watched the game at their house. After the game, that town was fucking pissed off. My friends told me that they saw several Texas fans shoved and punched in their section and told me I was lucky they couldn't score me a ticket. I remember posters on hornfans had similar stories from that game.

To pay them back for putting me up, I placed a big to-go order from that "Wings and More" shithole they all love. I was wearing my normal Texas baseball cap when I went to pick up the food and everyone in that shithole was glaring at me when I walked in. As soon as Jethro at the counter saw my hat, he grabbed the stack of food bags and said "we got more stuff to put in it". I could hear him and his dork buddies giggling in the kitchen, obviously spitting/jizzing in the food. 

He brought it all back out a minute later, and it rang up to about $100. I just turned around and walked out.

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