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Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy

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Wulaw Horn
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Well, it’s been a minute since we’ve played these clowns.  I could write 10,000 words or I could write 100, maybe I will split the difference  We just witnessed a wonderful day of college footbal

WelfareBuysMyWeed
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Fuck these yokel motherfuckers back to their animal husbands. I went to the last Texas-Aggy game after telling my in-laws to kiss my ass and back their shit up by coming to Collie Station with me or s

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Sad to see this thunderdouche wearing our colors.

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1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

No idea what Elko will do but based on who he is and how important this game is to him; I am going to guess he is very aggressive in his blitz packages. He went to a lot of overload blitzes in the 2nd half vs Auburn. I think he brings them early against Texas. The key is not going to be the .5 second more of protection, but winning 1st down. Stay out of obvious pass situations and Elko is not going to get a chance to bring exotic blitzes. 

aggy/Elko have been preparing for this game since it was announced that Texas would be playing aggy this coming weekend.  In fact, they were working on Texas during spring training, their bye dates, and even last week instead of focusing on Auburn…..they will. E out of their minds, and it’ll be very loud….Quinn and the OL must be in sync….buckle up boys…..gonna be a hoot.

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My son got to meet Anthony Hill and Collin Simmons at an event recently at his clinic.  They are awesome kids.  Getting those two in back to back years is insane. They are going to wreck shit next year.  (Frankly they already are a a pair.  Collin’s last two games have been stellar).  

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Yeah, I'm sure it'll be way harder than playing a great Bama team in Tuscaloosa last year, or a great Georgia team at home this year, or playing Michigan in the Big House, or ou in Dallas.  Y'all really don't know shit about atmosphere.

And the thing is, y'all can pipe in all the noise you want, but you're still a 6 to 8 win team that will hit the top of its range because it avoided almost all of the SEC heavies.  All but one....

No one is scared of you, or of Kyle Field.

You'll see...

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4 hours ago, Lou Loomis said:

Fuck stolen valor

Fuck collies

fuck weird cult shit

fuck the color maroon 

fuck gomerism, in general

 

Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth. 

Collies are great dogs. Not so much as a mascot, but they're pretty damn great as companions. Smart as hell, too. Like, even smarter than CTJ. 

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19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy/Elko have been preparing for this game since it was announced that Texas would be playing aggy this coming weekend.  In fact, they were working on Texas during spring training, their bye dates, and even last week instead of focusing on Auburn…..they will. E out of their minds, and it’ll be very loud….Quinn and the OL must be in sync….buckle up boys…..gonna be a hoot.

Pump in crowd noise and aggy chants all week and Sark can tell them it is time to eat when you hear it just like Lanning.

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1 hour ago, Atticus said:

I love the humble pie Blue has been willing to eat this year. Fell out of grace after putting the ball on the ground, but kept working and owned up to his shit. Keeps falling down, keeps owning up to his shit. 
Hopefully he takes his game to the next level next year game.

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

……and smarter than their handlers.

This also true, sadly. I love me some Collies mom has one), Blue Heelers, Shetlands (mom has one), Australian cattle dogs, Swedish Valhunds, Australian Sheppards (mom has one), Border Collies  All are great companions. My mom got them strictly because they're great with kids (my neices and nephews) and with other dogs (mine). They're fucking awesome. They'll watch TV with you, don't bark, just want cuddles, and they greet literally everyone who comes go the house, burgalers included! 

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5 hours ago, immamac said:

aggy is the poster child for when keeping it real goes wrong. 

I was around it and in it for 2 short years up close and personal. Its always been wild to me how fucked up these people are and how fragile they are. 

I once attempted to dye my long hair platinum  blonde, it didn't work obviously and I had bright orange fried hair. I had to buzz it off after a week but decided it would be fun to do a Mohawk before fully buzzing it off. 

That week I had the Mohawk people wouldn't sit anywhere in my vicinity and I had the majority of people literally get off the sidewalk and switch sides that they were walking on to avoid me. 

Pussies the lot of them. 

I graduated from that shithole when I was 19 before any of you fuck with me about being aggy, I was never aggy I just didn't know shit when I was a kid and didn't realize how much culture mattered. I never fit in with that racist piece of shit institution. For those that think it's revisionist history you can find my pictures in the composites hanging in the lambda chi fraternity house in west campus. I was initiated into the Texas chapter of a fraternity that had a chapter at TAMU because I was in Austin so much they didn't know I didn't go there during and after rush and I didn't ever fit in with those backwards fucks.

This isn't a story.

This is a FUCKING LEGEND.

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5 hours ago, immamac said:

aggy is the poster child for when keeping it real goes wrong. 

I was around it and in it for 2 short years up close and personal. Its always been wild to me how fucked up these people are and how fragile they are. 

I once attempted to dye my long hair platinum  blonde, it didn't work obviously and I had bright orange fried hair. I had to buzz it off after a week but decided it would be fun to do a Mohawk before fully buzzing it off. 

That week I had the Mohawk people wouldn't sit anywhere in my vicinity and I had the majority of people literally get off the sidewalk and switch sides that they were walking on to avoid me. 

Pussies the lot of them. 

I graduated from that shithole when I was 19 before any of you fuck with me about being aggy, I was never aggy I just didn't know shit when I was a kid and didn't realize how much culture mattered. I never fit in with that racist piece of shit institution. For those that think it's revisionist history you can find my pictures in the composites hanging in the lambda chi fraternity house in west campus. I was initiated into the Texas chapter of a fraternity that had a chapter at TAMU because I was in Austin so much they didn't know I didn't go there during and after rush and I didn't ever fit in with those backwards fucks.

This is how you fraternity. 

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't know what's happening with the matrix, but I agree with Ketch and Looch.  I need to take a shower

 

Hm. I've been feeling the same but if Ketch and Looch agree then clearly I'm missing something and Hill does not actually deserve consideration.

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