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Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy


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just checked in on pat

no rankings

just copium

@immamac do you know the aggy 247 people?

i want them to produce that fucker on live video for an interview - we go to the tree rat forum and cook up the questions list - then you do the interview with the RV road trip crew

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the stacks of speakers will be visible on national television - i hope we take video of decibel meters and have baseline hearing test metrics for our entire program that will be on the sidelines, and if there is hearing loss after the game, we class-action individuals beginning with talkiebird (john sharpE)

if they are prepared to attempt physical impairment of our staff, players and administration they need to suffer criminal penalties

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He can't even think of a way to twist his rankings where Texas is behind aggy now.  Or not even top 5.  So he's just not gonna do them.

After this weeken, if Aggy wins, he'll produce no less than 5 "I told you about Texas all year" articles.

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What's even the point of the extra speakers? Are those going to be sitting on the sideline behind our team directed at our bench? If they're pointing towards the crowd then who gives a shit; I'd love to understand the placement of those. 

And i believe the rule is that you can't pump in artificial noise while the team is lining up preparing to snap the ball on offense. This is the only thing in the rules I could find quickly and I'm not sure this is even accurate:

"Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed. The noise level must be consistent throughout the game for both teams. However, all current rules remain in effect dealing with bands, music and other sounds. When the snap is imminent, the band/music must stop playing. As with all administrative rules, the referee may stop the game and direct game management to adjust."

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5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

What's even the point of the extra speakers? Are those going to be sitting on the sideline behind our team directed at our bench? If they're pointing towards the crowd then who gives a shit; I'd love to understand the placement of those. 

And i believe the rule is that you can't pump in artificial noise while the team is lining up preparing to snap the ball on offense. This is the only thing in the rules I could find quickly and I'm not sure this is even accurate:

"Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed. The noise level must be consistent throughout the game for both teams. However, all current rules remain in effect dealing with bands, music and other sounds. When the snap is imminent, the band/music must stop playing. As with all administrative rules, the referee may stop the game and direct game management to adjust."

I sincerely hope someone is monitoring and, if necessary, disabling those speakers. We all know they're going to cheat like hell

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This is fantastic. NSIAP
https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/725291

 

Getting me fired up.
Like unlocking an entire part of my brain that had forgotten about all of this


Worth the watch before Saturday when you have 30

I had never heard the part about _iaz reading an email to the defense from a fan/booster saying to key off of Tannehill’s feet to determine whether a pass or run was coming. 

 

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15 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is fantastic. NSIAP
https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/725291

 

Getting me fired up.
Like unlocking an entire part of my brain that had forgotten about all of this


Worth the watch before Saturday when you have 30

I had never heard the part about _iaz reading an email to the defense from a fan/booster saying to key off of Tannehill’s feet to determine whether a pass or run was coming. 

 

LFG!!!!!

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1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

What's even the point of the extra speakers? Are those going to be sitting on the sideline behind our team directed at our bench? If they're pointing towards the crowd then who gives a shit; I'd love to understand the placement of those. 

And i believe the rule is that you can't pump in artificial noise while the team is lining up preparing to snap the ball on offense. This is the only thing in the rules I could find quickly and I'm not sure this is even accurate:

"Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed. The noise level must be consistent throughout the game for both teams. However, all current rules remain in effect dealing with bands, music and other sounds. When the snap is imminent, the band/music must stop playing. As with all administrative rules, the referee may stop the game and direct game management to adjust."

Yeah we've all heard that they pipe in noise, and I believe it, but is there more info / details out there about this? My apologies if it's already been posted in the thread, but there's no way I'm going back through the whole thing. 

And I wonder, like the earlier poster who asked "how is this even legal".

Don't make a shit though. We're gonna mudhole the dirty sheepfuckers.

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Had to sign up for 12th man whatever to download my tix for Saturday and just got an email with schedule of events for Friday and Gameday.  At the end in all bold/maroon there is a note reminding all fans not to rush the field.    FAFO Fuckers.  Maybe I should plan on recreating my 15 year old self in 1995 and rushing their field after we beat their ass.

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2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

What's even the point of the extra speakers? Are those going to be sitting on the sideline behind our team directed at our bench? If they're pointing towards the crowd then who gives a shit; I'd love to understand the placement of those. 

And i believe the rule is that you can't pump in artificial noise while the team is lining up preparing to snap the ball on offense. This is the only thing in the rules I could find quickly and I'm not sure this is even accurate:

"Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed. The noise level must be consistent throughout the game for both teams. However, all current rules remain in effect dealing with bands, music and other sounds. When the snap is imminent, the band/music must stop playing. As with all administrative rules, the referee may stop the game and direct game management to adjust."

This is correct.

amplifying the band primarily (same thing we’ve done in the past)

If they don’t turn it off /band doesn’t stop playing when Majors has his hand on the ball, refs should stop play/warn/penalize

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So….The consensus on why A&M will win Saturday isn’t really about A&M’s team but rather the belief Texas won’t be able to handle the fans and the noise they’ll make because A&M has been waiting for this night for 13 years.


 

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Just now, Pancho said:

So….The consensus on why A&M will win Saturday isn’t really about A&M’s team but rather the belief Texas won’t be able to handle the fans and the noise they’ll make because A&M has been waiting for this night for 13 years.

I've asked before, but at what position group is aggy stronger? ST and kicking games?

Somebody responded with DL, but the stats don't really back that up much. Not after watching the USCe and Auburn games. 

10 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

NO!! 77-0 MINIMUM!!

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11 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I've asked before, but at what position group is aggy stronger? ST and kicking games?

The ags are far superior at goose-stepping, sheep-humping, nut-squeezing, and jizz-jar-filling.  And if you don't understand how that's an advantage, then you don't understand much of anything ya stoopid sip!

 

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The closer this game gets to kickoff the more and more confident I feel about Texas beating a&m. We hit our stride at this exact time last year against tech and ok st and I feel like we are about to do that again. Sark gave Elko a wedgie last time his offense faced Elko’s defense and Elko remembers that. He will fold under the pressure. 34-17 Texas. 

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16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So….The consensus on why A&M will win Saturday isn’t really about A&M’s team but rather the belief Texas won’t be able to handle the fans and the noise they’ll make because A&M has been waiting for this night for 13 years.


 

I Guess Season 8 GIF by THE NEXT STEP

Which is why we need to go out firing on all cylinders and let all that pressure come crashing down around their sideline.  Fan intensity can be a tremendous ally or a tremendous burden.

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I'm guessing the aggys - for the most part - are big Rogan fans. Or should I say were big Rogan fans? You just know some of those goofballs are going to get in their feelings over him rocking the Horns. 

Although I'm not sure how I feel about Texas starting to get a little early 2000s SC with the celeb shit. 

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16 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

The closer this game gets to kickoff the more and more confident I feel about Texas beating a&m. We hit our stride at this exact time last year against tech and ok st and I feel like we are about to do that again. Sark gave Elko a wedgie last time his offense faced Elko’s defense and Elko remembers that. He will fold under the pressure. 34-17 Texas. 

We were also on our way to sticking UK's face in a pile of shit before QE got gimpy and everyone dipped their hands in a bucket of massage oil. 

aggy will need to play maybe their best game of the season and i think Texas just needs to play... good.

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27 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I've asked before, but at what position group is aggy stronger? ST and kicking games?

Somebody responded with DL, but the stats don't really back that up much. Not after watching the USCe and Auburn games. 

 

For me it’s more about their defensive strengths matching up well against some of our offensive weaknesses. They are generally good at staying on schedule on defense, allowing them to get pressure on obvious passing situations. Their weakness is being prone to explosive plays. We don’t need to rehash the Quinn thread, but needless to say his strengths do not include handling pressure or throwing downfield. 

On the other hand, I’ll be really surprised if they score more than 14-17 points unless our offense totally fucks over our defense like the first half against Georgia. 

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15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Although I'm not sure how I feel about Texas starting to get a little early 2000s SC with the celeb shit. 

Bring it on.

the more the merrier. These celebs don’t follow garbage….

and the early 2000s SC teams are not a bad time in the history of college football to be emulating 

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shame on belmont for letting bowels have a taste of relevance in an LHN production

plonsky really didn't have any reason to be included either but whatevs

way too nice of a video even if the production was robust

totally softpedaled the '07-'11 time period and aggy behavior

and totally skipped over all of their bullshit the last 8 years

this isn't the reyjkavik summit or nixon going to china

they divorced, wanted to continue to fuck, we said no

they went to the lege to bitch and moan - that was mentioned in the video

not said was that aggy wailed and moaned and cried

they couldn't believe we were not going to cancel our noncons on our dime for them

when we cleared out our noncon obligations cdc offered to hatefuck

by then they were too scared to get naked and be exposed as frauds

they have never done shit before or after the divorce - they wasted a 12-year head start

we didn't join the sec to re-establish marital relations with this virus, this infestation

we didn't join to recast a shadow over their massiveness

but here we are

time to tango

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

shame on belmont for letting bowels have a taste of relevance in an LHN production

plonsky really didn't have any reason to be included either but whatevs

way too nice of a video even if the production was robust

totally softpedaled the '07-'11 time period and aggy behavior

and totally skipped over all of their bullshit the last 8 years

this isn't the reyjkavik summit or nixon going to china

they divorced, wanted to continue to fuck, we said no

they went to the lege to bitch and moan - that was mentioned in the video

not said was that aggy wailed and moaned and cried

they couldn't believe we were not going to cancel our noncons on our dime for them

when we cleared out our noncon obligations cdc offered to hatefuck

by then they were too scared to get naked and be exposed as frauds

they have never done shit before or after the divorce - they wasted a 12-year head start

we didn't join the sec to re-establish marital relations with this virus, this infestation

we didn't join to recast a shadow over their massiveness

but here we are

time to tango

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34 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I turned it off when Plonsky started talking. Adding Bowels to mix is just bad form. He is rooting for Aggy

Oh cmon. There's too much Kurt but it's worth the watch. 

Even Manny Acho is likeable in his appearances.

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The dude claiming he’s going to get the score tattoo if they win is the definition of a giant aggy pussy.

You want to throw down the gauntlet tough guy? Promise to get the score tattooed no mater who wins. If you’re gonna be hardcore man be hardcore. Jack ass.

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