Game Week Thread Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy

[Sgt Hulk 13875]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

31-17 good guys

I’m gonna go with the perfect reverse jinx. I don’t see us scoring over 30

[Pancho 45130]

 

 

 

[Js1 85639]

He’s starting to look like Fat Gundy

[Gil Bang 26061]

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

[Red Five 40968]

I definitely want to punch him in the face.

[Alien Octopus 593]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

Sweet you can hold him down. Leave the punching to someone else.

[tbone_ 14208]

I’d absolutely punch him.

[Red Five 40968]

[jw4381 3111]

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

[bureaucrat 38]

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

It is wild how many half baked thoughts are fired off in such a short amount of time - this guy never finishes anything with a coherent statement 

[Valmy77 13290]

We could walk through warzones to deliver food to starving orphans and the Ags would still hate us. Because their hatred has nothing to do with anything besides their identity as Aggies.

[GreenspointTexas 9691]

Its so fucking clear that aggy values this game more than we do. They are nothing without us. Even their ticket prices for this game say so. Next year, ticket prices will be half of what they are this year

 

Its just pathetic that they play the victim all the time, yet schedule more FCS programs than any power 5 school and backout of games like Wake Forest like a buncha pussies.

 

[Ravishing Rick 1138]

FFS he’s still sporting that chinstrap now that it’s fully gray?

[Zeus 6184]

7 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

If Ewers can't go, we'll have Arch's deep ball and legs. But, it will probably hurt the intermediate passing and screen game.

Trial by fire

So the easiest passes will be a little tougher. 

Ok

They won’t play 3 deep and tons of games with the DL with Manning. They will have to stay in their lanes and they will have to have more guys getting sucked up to try and take away the short stuff. Then the deep ball actually opens back up. 

[Bevoette 1290]

16 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I don’t see anything like that. You can get 50 yard line for close to $2k.

still absurd but nothing close to 10.

As of Wednesday on StubHub, the cheapest ticket available was $612, before taxes and fees. On SeatGeek, the least expensive ticket was $687, while a front-row seat near the 50-yard line would cost just under $10,000.

 

 

Per KBTX but who knows.  Too expensive for an aggy to see their asses get kicked lol

[Zeus 6184]

[Tex Pete 20561]

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

I was watching Jeff Dunham last night and saw that he had a Billy Loochie puppet. Scary! Still smarter than the real thing  

[oldhorn2 435]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

So WTF are you doing here? Go get a mango smoothie and root for USC...

 

Then go fuck yourself

[Dnaguy 12138]

24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I was watching Jeff Dunham last night and saw that he had a Billy Loochie puppet. Scary! Still smarter than the real thing  

Idk if this is the dunk you think it is.

I mean, you just admitted to watching Jeff Dunham.

[Gordon Shumway 456]

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The only dude perfect I fucking care about is that dude Quinn playing Perfect Saturday 

Fuck you for having me rep something so cheesy.  

[Tex Pete 20561]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Idk if this is the dunk you think it is.

I mean, you just admitted to watching Jeff Dunham.

Ok. 👌🏻 

[Sgt Hulk 13875]

Yeah I’d fucking punch looch in his punchable ass face

[Pancho 45130]

[runthebone 8052]

Got to be careful punching Looch in the face.  Need to time it between dildo thrusts or you might break a finger.

[UTexasFight 9561]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Now take out the decade when all they did was pay players and ending up on probation 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1150]

What’s the record since internet message boards existed?  That’s all that matters here.

[Ignatius 4046]

42 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What’s the record since internet message boards existed?  That’s all that matters here.

Since I first posted on the old Hookem.com/360 boards in 1995, we lead 12-5…

[Willfully Horn 8067]

42 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What’s the record since internet message boards existed?  That’s all that matters here.

12-6-0, good guys.

[TrashMaster G 17658]

27 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Since I first posted on the old Hookem.com/360 boards in 1995, we lead 12-5…

Boy, those were the days

[Stunns38 3564]

Authentic aggy post there

[Hagbard Celine 10945]

14 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Something I think our board struggles with is the idea that we’re getting older and the world is changing around us. While most of us (me included) have no idea who Dude Perfect is, I am guessing that there’s a large part of the viewership who would have no idea who Lyle Lovett is. 

the macy's parade was on this morning

it's not a parade anymore - it's a series of autotune performances from children with no talent packaged and marketed for proles

much of the change happening around us doesn't suck and at any given time there will be people getting older

but the age of the observer has no correlation with the degree of enshittification or the change happening around us

[Mez2 4031]

My arrogance is deserved 

[beer 3222]

I just hope anyone tailgating before the game in this land before functional frontal lobes had the foresight to wear kevlar. 

[Halohal 504]

Where's that other month breather that was a crystal ball whisper. Hammy? Moon over my...

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3042]

 

[Josef Pwag 1745]

32 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

 

Ahhhhh...memories.

We have 4th and 5.

They have a gnome on a stick.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3302]

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

I’ve got some low key mad respect for him for making an entire business and living out of sunshine pumping and grifting the cult of personality that is the aggy diploma mill masses.

[WBT 20678]

59 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

 

Ok cool.  Hook 'em

[Bevo&Pevo 5236]

44 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I’ve got some low key mad respect for him for making an entire business and living out of sunshine pumping and grifting the cult of personality that is the aggy diploma mill masses.

He should lead those low browed mofo's to Guyana.  I hear there is an empty compound there seeking new tenants. 

[El Squared 1819]

52 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

Ahhhhh...memories.

We have 4th and 5.

They have a gnome on a stick.

We have a game-ending Justin Tucker field goal in their cuck stadium , 27-25.

[MIkeHoncho 1933]

My first choice in this game would be a never in doubt blowout from the first kick for the good guys.  However, a scenario of us ahead 27-17 with 1 second left, them with the ball, and we let them score and let them get the 2 pt. conversion to end the game 27-25 could be the most hilarious thing ever.  

[WBT 20678]

Feels weird that this game isn't today

[DFW Horn 6303]

26 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

My first choice in this game would be a never in doubt blowout from the first kick for the good guys.  However, a scenario of us ahead 27-17 with 1 second left, them with the ball, and we let them score and let them get the 2 pt. conversion to end the game 27-25 could be the most hilarious thing ever.  

[MrBig 5453]

16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them. 

Me either. I prefer to kick him in the balls instead. 

[Hagbard Celine 10945]

22 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Hadn’t heard that but I believe it.

They are goofy fucks but they got more than 15 minutes of fame. Their company makes $20m a year.

the idiocracy is here

[jdhorn92 1558]

57 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

My first choice in this game would be a never in doubt blowout from the first kick for the good guys.  However, a scenario of us ahead 27-17 with 1 second left, them with the ball, and we let them score and let them get the 2 pt. conversion to end the game 27-25 could be the most hilarious thing ever.  

I was told there would be no math 

[Hagbard Celine 10945]

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I really can't hate Billy Lucci.

Goebbels was the Minister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda

i'm sure he was also a really nice guy

 

13 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What’s the record since internet message boards existed?  That’s all that matters here.

this right here

we win the intertrons

the first html browser (mosaic) was released in september 93 but it was not a commercial product and accessible to less than 100 aggy so there were no intertrons to win

aggy won in austin 5 november 94

netscape was released 15 december 94

1995 was the first year aggy could compete for intertrons

including 1995, our record v. aggy is 12-5

thus, and therefore, abracadabra

[salonghorn 209]

42 minutes ago, WBT said:

Feels weird that this game isn't today

Remember those Friday 10:00 a.m. games?

[Hagbard Celine 10945]

now that we've settled on the current record of 12-5 due to the intertrons, we should note that is a 70% winning percentage

our all time (76-37-5) record is a 66% winning percentage

aggy missed the opportunity to run out of time for 12 years

this means aggy ingenuity prevented the intertrons-era record from running out to 20-9, saving 8 more losses

advantage: aggy

[Tex Long 4473]

2 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

Ahhhhh...memories.

We have 4th and 5.

They have a gnome on a stick.

To be completely fair Gnome On A Stick is not at all bad as a band name, although just plain ol' Gnome Stick is even better.