CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"

[Ignatius 4,033]

3 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

Snyder's own Barry Tub!

factoid: he's suing Paramount for blatantly using his image in the sequel without his permission / compensation.

Home of Tony DeGrate and the first chick I ever fucked. As memory serves she was only marginally hotter than Tony D, but my green ass was so stunned by the fact it was actually happening that I didn’t care.

Best 13 seconds of my life…

[coachherman'sgrill 2,270]

After reading that, how long before I should be concerned about my erection

[Pimphand 5,918]

4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

After reading that, how long before I should be concerned about my erection

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/priapism/symptoms-causes/syc-20352005

[SamMan 1,372]

(SIAP) I saw this clip (only need the first 2:18) and thought about the conversation Sark had with Johntay (love the Permian uni btw): [spoilered for space]

Spoiler

But this thread is about Ced and the guys that are still here and bought in, so I’ll say I cannot wait to see him come back. I think games like this coming weekend are the ones where his absence is likely felt the most, because there is no way the aggies could tackle his ass for four quarters. First A&M rivalry week in over a decade—aggies talk shit to get their fans hyped, while a Longhorn (from Florida, no less), who hasn’t touched the field all season due to injury, talks about his team’s championship culture* to get Texas fans hyped. Shows where each team is in the process…Elmer’s got some work to do…and I don’t mean the buffet or the plumbing he’s about to wreck. 

*No, Tom Herman, culture isn’t changing the signage in the building. It isn’t watery eggs or burnt toast. It damn sure isn’t mocking the opposing team’s QB on the sideline. It’s this shit—the players…talking about the positive characteristics of their own team + teammates, honoring the former players who set a positive example for them to follow, and doing what they can to pay it forward. I never liked your fake ass, but I’m eternally grateful for the work you did bringing Bijan and RoJo and JWhitt to Texas. Hope you enjoyed your stay in Boca. Hey, maybe you can sell your crib to Mack…

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