Surly Parents: After 172 Episodes, Dora the Explorer goes live-action/big-screen

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7 minutes ago, ajax said:

Just wear loose pants and get a large popcorn.

With a trench coat.   Make sure and go by yourself as well.  

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,975]

I don't think we have to worry about Jersey Man going with anybody.

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Austin’s very own, ex-Longhorns discussing some of the controversy about the creepy review

 

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7 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I don't think we have to worry about Jersey Man going with anybody.

Hell his soon to be fiancée is their target audience, Hispanic female, 14 to 16 

[MissingInAction 25,020]

I hear he's been cruising Quinceaneras for weeks to find a date. 

[CooterBrown 18,004]

Took my kid to see this today.

At least Eva still has a cute face because her body has morphed into the figure of a Taqueria waitress.

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Go on...

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So this Taqueria waitress...It's late, you're visiting from out of town, she smiles at you a lot, and you have convinced yourself that it's not because she's hoping you'll leave a big tip since you're one of the last few customer in the place.    What's the play here - are you just going to bluntly ask her what she's doing after work, are you going to write your burner number on a napkin, are you going to ask her what there is to do in the area that time of night.  Give us something to work with Cooter.

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20 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Took my kid to see this today.

At least Eva still has a cute face because her body has morphed into the figure of a Taqueria waitress.
 

 

Hits close to home, I went to college with Eva 

[Rougarou 594]

Eva was unrecognizable.

I thought this movie was surprisingly good; the animation sequence was cleverly written for some fan/kid service and it was enjoyable. My younger kid was a bit scared towards the end but overall pretty fun movie.