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22 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Foolishness

Sing the fight song + alma mater, celebrate with your fans, and get your asses to the locker room.

 

 

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I had ChatGPT write a resume for Ryan Day that emphasizes his skills and doesn't shy away from his four consecutive losses to Michigan. If anyone can get it to him, please do so.   

Ryan Day
Head Coach, Ohio State University Football Team


Professional Summary

Experienced and dynamic college football coach with a strong track record in offensive innovation, player development, and program leadership. Proven ability to recruit top-tier talent and guide teams to consistent success. Currently facing high scrutiny due to four consecutive losses to arch-rival Michigan, presenting a pivotal challenge in maintaining Ohio State's elite status.


Coaching Career

Head Coach, Ohio State University (2019–Present)

Overall Record: 56-8 (through 2023 season)

Key Achievements:

  • College Football Playoff Appearances: 2019, 2020, 2022
  • Big Ten Championships: 2019, 2020
  • Consistent Success: Achieved four consecutive 11+ win seasons
  • Player Development: Produced multiple NFL draft picks, including Heisman finalist C.J. Stroud
  • Coaching Recognition: Named Dave McClain Coach of the Year (2019)

Key Challenges:

  • Four Consecutive Losses to Michigan (2021–2024):
    • 2021: Lost 42-27; eliminated from Big Ten Championship contention
    • 2022: Lost 45-23; failed to reach Big Ten Championship
    • 2023: Lost 30-24; first three-game losing streak to Michigan since 1995–97
    • 2024: Lost 13-10; game ended with a brawl that emphasized the embarrassing losing streak in The Game

Previous Coaching Experience:

  • Offensive Coordinator, Ohio State (2017–2018)

    • Promoted to acting head coach during Urban Meyer’s suspension, leading the team to a 3-0 record.
  • Quarterbacks Coach, NFL (Philadelphia Eagles, San Francisco 49ers, 2015–2016)

    • Specialized in quarterback development under Chip Kelly.
  • Offensive Coordinator, Boston College (2013–2014); Temple University (2012)

    • Implemented innovative offensive strategies, enhancing team performance.

Playing Career:

  • Quarterback, University of New Hampshire (1998–2001)
    • Set multiple school records under offensive coordinator Chip Kelly.

Education:

  • B.A., University of New Hampshire

Core Skills:

  • Offensive Strategy: Mastery in developing high-powered offenses.
  • Quarterback Development: Proven track record of grooming NFL-caliber quarterbacks.
  • Talent Recruitment: Strong recruiter, consistently attracting top-tier athletes.
  • Program Leadership: Effective in maintaining high standards and team culture.
  • Game Preparation: Strategic thinker, capable of meticulous game planning.

Current Focus:

  • Rebuilding Confidence: Restoring team morale and competitive edge.
  • Beating Michigan: Addressing performance gaps and redefining rivalry dominance.
  • Managing Expectations: Navigating intense scrutiny from fans, media, and alumni.
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I hope if anyone ever tries to plant a flag at DKR we start swinging and don’t stop until the cops start shooting. Fuck that shit happening on our field, I don’t blame anyone who doesn’t want it to happen on theirs…

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Love how the end of this pathetic game they both freaked out. Two garbage programs. Indiana deserves to run this shithole conference more than these two. 

Posted
35 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Foolishness

Sing the fight song + alma mater, celebrate with your fans, and get your asses to the locker room.

 

"We may have lost the game, but we won the after-game brawl!"

Posted
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Bring back Urban! We need a coach who will fix this shit and isnt afraid to get his hands dirty in the process

Where Was Urban Meyer's Hand? New Footage Is Out To Analyze | OutKick

 

 

 

I’m into some weird shit but not fingering a woman’s butthole, who isn’t your wife, in a bar. Some stuff doesn’t wash off. 
What if he went into the community peanuts or nachos after that??

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1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

’m into some weird shit but not fingering a woman’s butthole, who isn’t your wife, in a bar.

don't you DARE kink shame me

5 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

I hope if anyone ever tries to plant a flag at DKR we start swinging and don’t stop until the cops start shooting. Fuck that shit happening on our field, I don’t blame anyone who doesn’t want it to happen on theirs…

No, that's what aggy did.

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5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Love how the end of this pathetic game they both freaked out. Two garbage programs. Indiana deserves to run this shithole conference more than these two. 

What did they do to deserve it during their 33 year losing streak against Ohio State?

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8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Love how the end of this pathetic game they both freaked out. Two garbage programs. Indiana deserves to run this shithole conference more than these two. 

Indiana got its shit pushed in by one of those garbage programs last week. They don't deserve anything. The other "garbage program" won the playoff last year. 

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16 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

I hope if anyone ever tries to plant a flag at DKR we start swinging and don’t stop until the cops start shooting. Fuck that shit happening on our field, I don’t blame anyone who doesn’t want it to happen on theirs…

You probably ought to touch some grass, buddy

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23 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

I hope if anyone ever tries to plant a flag at DKR we start swinging and don’t stop until the cops start shooting. Fuck that shit happening on our field, I don’t blame anyone who doesn’t want it to happen on theirs…

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29 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Key Challenges:

  • Four Consecutive Losses to Michigan (2021–2024):
    • 2021: Lost 42-27; eliminated from Big Ten Championship contention
    • 2022: Lost 45-23; failed to reach Big Ten Championship
    • 2023: Lost 30-24; first three-game losing streak to Michigan since 1995–97
    • 2024: Lost 13-10; game ended with a brawl that emphasized the embarrassing losing streak in The Game

Amazing.

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36 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I’m into some weird shit but not fingering a woman’s butthole, who isn’t your wife, in a bar. Some stuff doesn’t wash off. 
What if he went into the community peanuts or nachos after that??

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1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

OSU fans are the most entitled whiny bunch of bitches in college football.  Hopefully they will fire Day and take their long-overdue decade  wondering through the wilderness.

Georgia is closing in on that title. 

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11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao Ryan Day. When is the last time an Ohio State coach was owned this much by Michigan? And this was a down year for Michigan at that.

John Cooper early in his career. 

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35 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Can you imagine the impotent rage of the gomers if we pull that shit tonight.

i mean i feel like the bar has now been set...

 

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL day is the softest of soft. His playcalling (even if it was chip’s) and just absolute shook game management would infuriate me if I was an o$u fan. 
 

If Ohio state would have worried about playing the game as much as they worried about getting a flag planted after getting beat at home, AGAIN, Ohio state wins going away. 
 

to quote #20 “some people just need to learn how to lose”

to the buckeye fans here, I feel your pain, I would absolutely want Day fired, but I know how shitty it is to go through coaching purgatory so not sure who you get that is an upgrade. 

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1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

I hope if anyone ever tries to plant a flag at DKR we start swinging and don’t stop until the cops start shooting. Fuck that shit happening on our field, I don’t blame anyone who doesn’t want it to happen on theirs…

I hope y'all are joking about being butthurt and putting up more of a fight about a planted flag than your team did an entire 4 quarters.  Notice how UMich left the field politely, like good boys?

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I’m into some weird shit but not fingering a woman’s butthole, who isn’t your wife, in a bar. Some stuff doesn’t wash off. 
What if he went into the community peanuts or nachos after that??

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11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I hope y'all are joking about being butthurt and putting up more of a fight about a planted flag than your team did an entire 4 quarters.  Notice how UMich left the field politely, like good boys?

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Exactly! My wolverines weren’t doing anything that hasn’t happened to them or a number of teams. O$U was just salty they got beat by a down michigan team. They should have left 

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14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I hope y'all are joking about being butthurt and putting up more of a fight about a planted flag than your team did an entire 4 quarters.  Notice how UMich left the field politely, like good boys?

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And Michigan should have come out and started fighting.  It's the right thing to do.

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1 minute ago, SameSame said:

And Michigan should have come out and started fighting.  It's the right thing to do.

Michigan was beaten down early in our game, no fight was left.  tOSU shot themselves in the dick repeatedly and were defeated in the final minute of the game.  There's a huge difference in mindset in those two situations.  

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I always liked Michigan, as they were one of the few “black shoes” teams in the mid-late 80s. Similar to my feelings with ND, as I liked them and knew Coach Holtz prior to him being the HC while I was in high school
(Mid-late 80s).

I have a sideline jacket worn by Lou from the 88-89 season. No grass was in the pockets.

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