Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC

[Dahobbs 17807]

6 hours ago, B00M said:

The only one that was debatable was makuba’s hit. 

No. There was no indicator of a targeting at all. That is a required element. He didn't lower his head. He didn't launch. The helmet contact was completely incidental. That wasn't close to targeting. Hell, it was even questionable whether the receiver should have been considered defenseless. 

[ousux 5619]

SIAP.  which one of you beautiful assholes did this
 

No idea, but I can't decide which is more impressive...finding a Longhorn steer perfectly fine with being a horse, or how well trained that blue heeler is. All around impressive

[Tex Pete 20946]

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

I've come to believe over the years his Texags persona is largely a bit that has made him a shit ton of $$$.  Nothing about meeting him in person really changed that.  I do think he's a true fan for sure and was a bit down, but I didn't get the impression he was surprised at how it played out.  Like I said, was complimentary of Sark, roster he's stacked, what we've done with NIL etc.

Yep. He’s a cartoon. I do think he largely believes the bullshit he shovels (most aggies do), but much is an act. 

[TexasEd 8142]

9 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

This is some fucking hilarious coping

Their moral victory is their coach’s 8-4 record this year 🤣

 

Sark's first season in SEC is 11-1 so far

[Beau Vine 54843]

So Brian Kelly is the ceiling? 

Okaaaayy....

[Carl Spackler 3524]

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Hwy, Zuhn. How you feeling about Ant Hill and the rest of the team now? Have you played the #1 defense before? Cause your ass got shut out on offense. 

Thanks for playing. 

It's even funnier when you watch Zuhn get stood up and knocked back on that play.

[El Squared 1829]

4 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I, too, thought "man I forgot how weird these yokels truly are, it's been a blessing not to have to deal with them for 13 years" in that moment.

Aggy says “ hold my jizz jar”

[Funk Doctor Spock 12801]

16 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

It's even funnier when you watch Zuhn get stood up and knocked back on that play.

I love it. I was focused on him every play, and every series he got punked. 

[Horn Dog 10031]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I don’t know. I think they stopped allowing him when the Big 12 began. I’m sure their excuse was liability. So we shouldn’t allow theirs. 

I can’t even bring my dog to kids soccer games for fear she will piss on thier artificial turf.  Seeing like we have plenty of reason why their dog shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near our million dollar field. 

[TrashMaster G 17726]

20 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I love it. I was focused on him every play, and every series he got punked. 

He was depending on the 12th man to intimidate our players into playing scared.

[CurlyDumps 4542]

Still in a celebratory mood. Victory gin:

[Bevoette 1445]

They're so butthurt over Matthew being in the side lines. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52865]

He does have an interesting idea there at the end

[ajax 2633]

Curiosity got the best of me and I took a look at the texags game thread. 

Those morons seem to think that if the football crosses the goal line outside the pylon, even though it was in Arch's hand and Arch was in bounds, that means the ball is out of bounds and not a TD.

Like they don't even know the basics of football.

[Tex Pete 20946]

6 minutes ago, ajax said:

Curiosity got the best of me and I took a look at the texags game thread. 

Those morons seem to think that if the football crosses the goal line outside the pylon, even though it was in Arch's hand and Arch was in bounds, that means the ball is out of bounds and not a TD.

Like they don't even know the basics of football.

They don’t know the basics of social skills or personal hygiene, either. This should not surprise you. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3116]

13 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

They're so butthurt over Matthew being in the side lines. 

 

[B00M 6575]

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

No. There was no indicator of a targeting at all. That is a required element. He didn't lower his head. He didn't launch. The helmet contact was completely incidental. That wasn't close to targeting. Hell, it was even questionable whether the receiver should have been considered defenseless. 

Ok, glad to hear it was so by the books.

 

 

12 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

They're so butthurt over Matthew being in the side lines. 

 

Doesn’t he have some made up staff position? Minister of culture or some shit with a low salary? 

[CurlyDumps 4542]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He does have an interesting idea there at the end

"If you'd like I can provide ample photos and video of said fantasy er scenario for reference."

[chainsaw 10005]

I doubt any of these kids have the faintest idea who he is. Probably would only recognize him as the Koala from the Sing franchise.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3346]

29 minutes ago, ajax said:

Curiosity got the best of me and I took a look at the texags game thread. 

Those morons seem to think that if the football crosses the goal line outside the pylon, even though it was in Arch's hand and Arch was in bounds, that means the ball is out of bounds and not a TD.

Like they don't even know the basics of football.

I saw someone on there thought it shouldve been a touchback lol

[mchookem 16517]

46 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

They're so butthurt over Matthew being in the side lines. 

 

[Scholz 12038]

Well they have the YouTube guys don’t they?

[Cairn Horn88 8434]

4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Maybe I haven't watched enough primetime games, but how many times have you seen a pregame intro that has an entire fight song with lyrics on the screen? That was so bizarre I'm convinced aggy begged for it to happen

Ya know…..if you think explaining it in script on the screen will help y’all get more people on board….well, it ain’t working for you.

 

[TrashMaster G 17726]

1 hour ago, Bevoette said:

They're so butthurt over Matthew being in the side lines. 

 

Why the fuck do they care? I mean, seriously, what difference does it make?

Bitching about it just tells us about their small-dick syndrome insecurities.

[CurlyDumps 4542]

4 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Maybe I haven't watched enough primetime games, but how many times have you seen a pregame intro that has an entire fight song with lyrics on the screen? That was so bizarre I'm convinced aggy begged for it to happen.

Never seen it and yes, fucking strange. Cant think of a more plausible explanation than the dipshit new AD requested it.

[Deej 77168]

7 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Once I saw it was the side of Mukuba’s helmet contact the face mask of the runner, I knew it wasn’t targeting. 

The officials don't even know what targeting is, so don't be so confident. 

[atomheartbevo 90045]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why the fuck do they care? I mean, seriously, what difference does it make?

Bitching about it just tells us about their small-dick syndrome insecurities.

1234.  Nothing stopping them from having Johnny Manziel walking their sidelines almost every game.

[Deej 77168]

6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Absolutely awful. He can't rap. His cadence is fucking horrible. He sounds like one of those idiots at a party that tries to rap when they're drunk. 

Has anyone told aggy he's black?

[Deej 77168]

3 hours ago, Bevoette said:

They're so butthurt over Matthew being in the side lines. 

 

Oddly specific

[Gidnik 3372]

 

[beer 3245]

13 hours ago, Bevoette said:

Per Rusty post in FB , reporting 

Fucking section 8 housing is outta control

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[AUinHsv 580]

6 hours ago, ajax said:

Curiosity got the best of me and I took a look at the texags game thread. 

Those morons seem to think that if the football crosses the goal line outside the pylon, even though it was in Arch's hand and Arch was in bounds, that means the ball is out of bounds and not a TD.

Like they don't even know the basics of football.

To be fair - I thought that was the rule also. Maybe it is in the NFL but who cares now. However I kept wondering how they chose the one yard line. No where close to where it would be if the rule was what I thought. About the 5 inch line

[MontereyMX 886]

8 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Before the game there was a kerfuffle at midfield between a bunch of assistants/staff. Anyone hear anything about that?

and the background song was "the boys are back in town".  very fitting lolololol

[Zeus 6465]

20 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

55 is the guy that was shoving his hands in his face and trying to fight when they both got double personal fouls. Simmons didn’t deserve one at all imo. He prob shouldn’t have listed it but fuck that 55 dude. Just one of several dirty ass players aggy has on its roster. 

Fuck him

[Zeus 6465]

7 hours ago, B00M said:

Ok, glad to hear it was so by the books.

 

 

Doesn’t he have some made up staff position? Minister of culture or some shit with a low salary? 

While he is sort of an air head he’s a Texas legend and actually tries to be really thoughtful and inspiring to the guys. He understands ball and understands the team and is actually a resource to guide them. 
 

 

[Texasrocks 2193]

7 hours ago, ajax said:

Curiosity got the best of me and I took a look at the texags game thread. 

Those morons seem to think that if the football crosses the goal line outside the pylon, even though it was in Arch's hand and Arch was in bounds, that means the ball is out of bounds and not a TD.

Like they don't even know the basics of football.

In their defense, the announcers didn't know the rule either. The rules guy had to explain it to them. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11823]

25 minutes ago, Zeus said:

While he is sort of an air head he’s a Texas legend and actually tries to be really thoughtful and inspiring to the guys. He understands ball and understands the team and is actually a resource to guide them. 
 

 

He’s also a professor at the college of communications.  

[Bookman 4723]

There's a clear decline curve, but the Aggie tear fields are still producing. 

[TrashMaster G 17726]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

1234.  Nothing stopping them from having Johnny Manziel walking their sidelines almost every game.

Although, being on the sideline for EVERY game would likely interfere with Johnny's bender schedule.

[UTexasFight 9605]

3 hours ago, Gidnik said:

 

Hook ‘em was on point all night.

in pregame, A&M rolled out the flame thrower boxes with Aggie logos on to the field that their team ran threw and he’s backing up to it and acting like he’s wiping his ass on it 

[speed817 19575]

Decorated one of my engineer's cubicle this morning....

[TrashMaster G 17726]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Hook ‘em was on point all night.

in pregame, A&M rolled out the flame thrower boxes with Aggie logos on to the field that their team ran threw and he’s backing up to it and acting like he’s wiping his ass on it 

*through

[Zeus 6465]

59 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

In their defense, the announcers didn't know the rule either. The rules guy had to explain it to them. 

The rules guy was also a rube though calling that normal hit by Mukaba targeting. They really shouldn’t opine on targeting because when they over tuned it correctly it made it seem like there was some sort of cover up. 
 

It wasn’t targeting, the announcers and rules guy are biased and actively rooting for aggy. Maybe because they wanted a good game, more likely because they don’t respect or like Texas. 

[CashMcCoy 3213]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

It wasn’t targeting, the announcers and rules guy are biased and actively rooting for aggy. Maybe because they wanted a good game, more likely because they don’t respect or like Texas. 

Doubt there was any bias involved. Out of all the “rules expert” grifters, Bill Lemonnier is easily the worst and should be ignored or ridiculed. Fowler and Herbstreit have been nothing but respectful of Texas for a while now.