Game Thread Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC

[sidis 9,858]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I loved it. After the 2nd one in a row at one point later in the game, I commented to the guy next to me: “keep doing that. We’ve got Wisner over 25 carries. Give him extra time to collect himself”.

And like clockwork: handoff to Wisner, 7-8 more yards on the next play.

problem was both of those drives ended in turnovers.

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3 hours ago, royiv said:

Genna might not appreciate being doxxed.

Spoiler

that's some fine aggy tail you've got working for you there are LMCO as per her linkd pic

you need to edit that pronto and if not self-report that post asking for it to be removed

 

[Hagbard Celine 11,009]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

As I said earlier last week, they marked this down as a W just solely based on the belief the crowd would intimidate our players and not on schemes, personnel, or coaching. 

 

 

that's great

i already have some ideas for the infestation as it approaches austin next year

[Biff Tannen 45,784]

On 12/1/2024 at 11:27 AM, Thatguy said:

So I am currently on a cruise ship that is roughly 3-1 aggy

Did you lose a bet or something?  

[mwaadeeb 1,289]

2 hours ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Ok I hear you all but where does the “forcible” come into play? Does forcible mean launching or any type of contact that causes the ball carrier to fall?

I think it means sliding into someone's DM.

[Hagbard Celine 11,009]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

As I said earlier last week, they marked this down as a W just solely based on the belief the crowd would intimidate our players and not on schemes, personnel, or coaching.

the aggy belief system religion cult requires pyle to have magical, supernatural powers which renders aggy invincible against the big evil liberal sipping burnt orange devils

saturday night was the aggy equivalent of a failed 2nd coming of jesus christ

[Hagbard Celine 11,009]

31 minutes ago, sidis said:

problem was both of those drives ended in turnovers.

true, but we seem to be in a moebius loop, trying to balance our satisfaction against their misery

on one side, the score should have been 34-0, and even then that would only be satisfactory; true joy requires 78-0, passing the record set by the landthieves

on the other, as posted upthread, all of the miscues kept the cult frothing at the mouth, not just believing, but awaiting the imminent moment of divine intervention they have been programmed to believe was their density

this year, we get satisfaction knowing they have reached rock bottom and the plane has crashed in to the mountain

next year.......  we have other fish to fry for the moment

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41 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the aggy belief system religion cult requires pyle to have magical, supernatural powers which renders aggy invincible against the big evil liberal sipping burnt orange devils

saturday night was the aggy equivalent of a failed 2nd coming of jesus christ

But as with all cults, the failure of prophecy is nothing but further proof of the evil of our enemies. The only cure is for you to send me more money. The REAL rapture is next year.

[gurt 764]

Random question, but does anybody know what song this is at the 20:19 mark

I think it was the aggy band playing it a lot throughout the game and it got stuck in my head since

[Beau Vine 55,005]

He was reportedly mumbling, "Nah Bruh, nah..."

[CashMcCoy 3,252]

2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

I saw an agroid post the following picture as a retort. alleging of course that a Longhorn was responsible.    "A&M claims they are an engineering school, bonfire determined that was a lie" 

Aggy gonna aggy, but I guarantee the sign says “we determined that was a lie.” Very common meme format.

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[Horn80 6,241]

It’s probably crazy but wonder if Ewers can find receivers more easily in white?

[Darth Tron 1,148]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

It’s probably crazy but wonder if Ewers can find receivers more easily in white?

He just needs glasses.

[Gene Parmesan 4,027]

3 hours ago, thepop said:

It’s on YouTube guys. 

I recorded it on vhs

[Scholz 12,146]

3 hours ago, sidis said:

guys, this is taking a gross turn. not a good look.

i personally would like to talk about how the agros started going all ole miss in the second half and having injuries on every positive texas play that went more than 5 yards and then the player miraculously returning a play later.

it is seemingly one sec tradition that we had largely avoided this season until saturday. that shit is fucking annoying.

Hopefully they make a rule stopping that bush league shite. Also, Sherman Turner is a biggity bitch.

[Surly Bevo 25,542]

So was their an aggy drone show or no?  I assume not since haven't seen them crowing about it all over the intertrons

[MotownHorn 1,836]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

He was reportedly mumbling, "Nah Bruh, nah..."

I actually feel a little bad for that kid.

He was a victim of Aggies thinking they were way better than they actually were. He got shit on for the team sucking.

His fault for going to A&M in the first place, though...

[Codaxx 5,990]

 

[BurntOrange&White 40,620]

Nm

Edited yesterday at 12:15 AM by BurntOrange&White

[wood 11,637]

Edited yesterday at 01:16 AM by wood

[TreatyOak 16,840]

Let the sacred transcript of this blessed event be forever enshrined in divine glory. Some of my fave lines you will hear from Looch:

"I think the score could have been a lot worse"

"There’s a world where the game could have been 27-0"

"Net yards rushing: Texas 240
A&M 90
That is the stat that most sums up this football game" 

One team out-physicaled the other"

"They were better on both lines of scrimmage"

"When you’re down 17-0 at halftime and it felt worse, it tends to quiet down the fans"

 

[BrazilHorn 6,666]

Finally had to go to ER today due to having an erection for over 48hrs and my salt/water ratio being off due to over consumption of salty ass aggy tears. 
T&P. 

[wood 11,637]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

"There’s a world where the game could have been 27-0"

Or 31-0. Even if we stall on both drives but protect the ball, it's probably 23-0.

But it don't make a shit. The Horns still pushed their shit in.

[Blotto 23,753]

8 hours ago, speed817 said:

Guess I can write up her year end review now since I'm in a good mood

 a rear end review would put the rest of us in a good mood. 

[speed817 19,628]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 a rear end review would put the rest of us in a good mood. 

You'll have a LONG ASS DAY after you see it.  Not much there.

[Steamboat1874 4,183]

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

Finally had to go to ER today due to having an erection for over 48hrs and my salt/water ratio being off due to over consumption of salty ass aggy tears. 
T&P. 

Fuck ER …..you should have called some hookers.

[speed817 19,628]

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck ER …..you should have called some hookers.

South Austin's mom is always available

[Beau Vine 55,005]

 

[CashMcCoy 3,252]

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Let the sacred transcript of this blessed event be forever enshrined in divine glory. Some of my fave lines you will hear from Looch:

"I think the score could have been a lot worse"

"There’s a world where the game could have been 27-0"

"Net yards rushing: Texas 240
A&M 90
That is the stat that most sums up this football game" 

One team out-physicaled the other"

"They were better on both lines of scrimmage"

"When you’re down 17-0 at halftime and it felt worse, it tends to quiet down the fans"

 

My favorite quote from Looch on this was something about how you can’t take away the credit for their “two top ten wins” just because those teams aren’t in the top ten anymore (or even close). I’d be shocked if he has consistently applied the same logic to our schedule this season or ever.

[Superhero 8,901]

Can someone share the YouTube video with all the plays? TIA. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,920]

 

[Slacks 6,922]

Whatever. I can't imbed.

Edited yesterday at 03:45 AM by Slacks

[Superhero 8,901]

11 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Can someone share the YouTube video with all the plays? TIA. 

I’m an idiot. Coulda just scrolled up.

Delete post. Ban user. 

[dcar00 14,630]

18 hours ago, Codaxx said:

 

I think this is also what Coach Boom figured out against Neb/Martinez in the infamous Gilbert game.

[Codaxx 5,990]

Just now, dcar00 said:

I think this is also what Coach Boom figured out against Neb/Martinez in the infamous Gilbert game.

Okafor told that story. He said a fan sent an email to Coach Boom. Not sure I believe that, but good story

[Zeus 6,499]

 

[Dennis Taylor 19,096]

23 hours ago, westexhorn said:

Pics not loading

They did upthread...don't bother 

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On 12/2/2024 at 11:43 AM, royiv said:

Genna might not appreciate being doxxed.

Wait! OnlyEngineerFans is a thing??

[SHOOTER12 8,858]

On a side note: Mr. LTII did a great job when K Banks got injured. Watched him kick ass on several plays.

[Jkwellborn 6,896]

Okafor told that story. He said a fan sent an email to Coach Boom. Not sure I believe that, but good story

That’s the same story Acho said about the last time Texas played aggy.

[Codaxx 5,990]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

That’s the same story Acho said about the last time Texas played aggy.

you are right. It was Acho

[Not a cat 5,741]

3 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I think this is also what Coach Boom figured out against Neb/Martinez in the infamous Gilbert game.

Infamous?  Only if you're a Nebraska fan.

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[gofuckyourself 8,722]

11 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

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32 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

 

[TOR 5,861]

58 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

The ground-level view really makes it evident how much the defense was rag-dolling the aggy o-line.  Outstanding.