Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC

[ztejas 43740]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

You’re worried about Connor Weigman?

I was a little worried about Reed coming in. 

After that 1st half I'm pretty not-worried about any QB they can find on the roster. 

[TOR 5836]

1st half looks pretty good, keep it going for the whole game.  NOBODY expects the Manning Inquisition!  That POS lee iii should have been thrown out of the game already.  Quinn dropping some dimes deep, making plays with his feet, doing the work.  Dammit Sideshow!  Chris Fowler is a douche.  I think ABC could work in 2 more commercials during every break, because we just aren't getting enough of them.

[Firemans4Horn 18299]

Just now, Iceman said:

The announcers talking about how hard it is to walk into PYle Field and dominate.

The environment is NOT intimidating.  It's like being at a fucking circus.

The guests are not scared, unless it is the fear of clowns.  Upon that I could agree.

Fuck Texum whoopshit.

 

I liked the beginning when they showed a bunch of people dressed in dust bowl era clothing swaying to lyrics that were something like

🎶shinkamarinky-Dinka-dink Shinkanky-doo world war 1 was gobba da doo, flapper girls are better than varsity’s horns boogidie boogidie boo🎶

[Michael Knight 13045]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Me too. And that worries me some. They’ve got nothing to lose now. Neither does Weigman.

Weignan already lost everything

[Buzzrock 15026]

Nothing could go wrong with this halftime score. 

[Zeus 6445]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Literally zero fucking pressure whatsoever and Bert doesn't get it within 15 feet of the God damn goalposts. 

If we somehow go all the way with this K/P combo look the fuck out the next few years. 

It’s simple

dont punt and score TDs instead of FGs

[David Dennison 19113]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have a neg. Maybe take a stroll around the neighborhood. 

Sark is handling the QB spot masterfully. 

Our fans, and I'm including myself, don't want to believe how good we are. Wandering the desert took its toll.

[dcar00 14579]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Burt is 4-9 beyond 40 this year. That’s like what I expect from Longview High’s kicker. 

I'm not sure why Sark didn't try to upgrade.  He has been erractic always.  even his makes are an adventure.  He is really bad from right hash particularly.  he is a max 50 yard kicker and that is a coin flip.

[Bevoette 1407]

officals be like 

Edited 23 hours ago by Bevoette

[AUS-97HORN 11872]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

This is Kern's first season in college, so he has potential to get better.  Recall that Dickson had his issues his first season.  But Bert has had his chances to get better/more consistent, and he hasn't progressed.  

dude our punter kicks UNDER 40 on almost every kick

 

its not like hes kicking for 55 then shanking the next one for30

 

they are almost all under 40

[Funk Doctor Spock 12776]

Cristofail sucks? Who knew?

[Cairn Horn88 8428]

27 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Let Arch throw.

Oh…..it’s coming.

[staboner 5015]

5 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

That was a beautiful ball to bond if Lee isn’t holding him that’s a TD. 

Lee has two PF and one DPI 

oh sorry, he has nothing called for whatever reason

[Horn80 6240]

Auburn was better his freshman year.

[SpiralOut 1865]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Burt is 4-9 beyond 40 this year. That’s like what I expect from Longview High’s kicker. 

Back in high school in the early aughts, my team had our 330 pound right guard as the kicker.  That fat fuck could boom them in 100% of the time from anything under 50.  He was better than 50% over 50.  Inexcusable to have a kicker this bad on the team.  

[Huckleberry 33488]

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

The announcers talking about how hard it is to walk into PYle Field and dominate.

The environment is NOT intimidating.  It's like being at a fucking circus.

The guests are not scared, unless it is the fear of clowns.  Upon that I could agree.

Fuck Texum whoopshit.

They get loud for big games. Big fucking deal so does every P4 stadium.

Add in the fact that their penis envy has resulted in terrible redesigns to maintain a higher capacity than Texas so the stands fall away instead of being on top of the field and it is somehow a very loud but completely not intimidating stadium. 

[David Dennison 19113]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

Nothing could go wrong with this halftime score. 

[ATXbronco 4256]

I want this guy on our team based on his name-only

[Navin R. Johnson 756]

Instead of running wisner up the middle sark should have run the same play to bond. And then run it again on 4th. We all knew auburn wasn’t making that.

[BabaYaga 15371]

6 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’m guessing A&M makes a QB switch 

To who?   Lol.  

[Gil Bang 26096]

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Weigman is shell shocked and stands there. He will get demolished. They'll be going to QB3 by the end of the 3rd

Bruh.    Bruh.   No way Bruh.

[coolsax 49]

Such a really good team but our kicking game is terrible!

[Mdhorn 6087]

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Ewers playing lights out and I'm here for it.

Ewers came to a fork in the road and had two directions he could've taken, and he chose to fuck Aggie's shit up.  

[CurlyDumps 4528]

Does Bert actually want the ball on the right hash? How many times has he missed badly from there?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12776]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Crowd is IN THIS THING

well, the 1000 or so Longhorn crowd is lmao

Best. Fans. In. The. Country. 

[dcar00 14579]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

dude our punter kicks UNDER 40 on almost every kick

 

its not like hes kicking for 55 then shanking the next one for30

 

they are almost all under 40

This.  Kern better not be our punter next year.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12776]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

Bruh.    Bruh.   No way Bruh.

Need that gif, tho 

[BachelorTrek 3162]

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We need a kicker and a punter 

Scour Australia for a punter from the high school seniors playing footy.

For my money during my life, the toe-punching placekickers were way more accurate. This disease of unpredictable soccer-style kicking INSANITY just HAS. TO. STOP.!

With toe-punchers, the damn ball goes where to you point your foot. It's so goddamned simple.

It's not a fucking golf swing, it's a football field goal, and toe-punching field goals brings CERTAINTY.

Isn't that what you want?

Edited 23 hours ago by BachelorTrek

[billfromlaketravis 11594]

Weigman is their only move for an offensive spark. 
 

Owens I think is just a decoy. Surprised he has 2 carries.

I think they’re veering into some late Slocum Era nonsense on offense. Spend all their money on DL, and offer WRs a cotton co-op NIL deal. They just don’t have dudes at the skill positions. 

[immamac 43545]

I am extremely gruntled. 

[Horn80 6240]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Weignan already lost everything

That makes him better.  No fear.

[coachherman'sgrill 2492]

It’s always a positive sign on another football teams forum when they are calling for a lot of the staff to be fired at half

[taybo20 2961]

Game ain’t over. Come out and fucking stomp all 12 of their men! I wanna see empty seats in the 4th

[Hefeweizen 5356]

Well Lee is a bitch made bitch.

[perfectchaos007 6710]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I want this guy on our team based on his name-only

He's actually one of the best RBs in the country. After Jeanty, you could argue he's 2nd best

[ATXbronco 4256]

Damn, I bet that thumb goes waay far up her boyfriends pooter hole

[taybo20 2961]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Does Bert actually want the ball on the right hash? How many times has he missed badly from there?

This is a very good point.

[Cairn Horn88 8428]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Auburn was better his freshman year.

He was kicking against the wind.

[Surly Bevo 25488]

My daughter (no pics) is a Sr and says she has regularly seen SS Bob out burning one heater after another. Is smoking bad for placekickers?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12776]

Just now, dcar00 said:

This.  Kern better not be our punter next year.

I think he just needs a year of development and he'll be fine, or else we offer rgw aggy punter and offer he can't refuse. 

[Drew 2658]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have a neg. Maybe take a stroll around the neighborhood. 

Sark is handling the QB spot masterfully. 

Tonight. Sure. But even you have bitched about how’s he’s handled it.  
 

what I’m saying is probably. Not will.  And I suspect the kickers will do us in more than anything. 

[Navin R. Johnson 756]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

They get loud for big games. Big fucking deal so does every P4 stadium.

Add in the fact that their penis envy has resulted in terrible redesigns to maintain a higher capacity than Texas so the stands fall away instead of being on top of the field and it is somehow a very loud but completely not intimidating stadium. 

True. They had an aggy engineer design that on an Etch A Sketch just to get ahead of tu.

[Valmy77 13426]

Of we are going to lose this, it is because our offense fucked around.

This drive to start the second half is big. Let's have a killer instinct.

[Captainant 27970]

I hope I get to OD on aggy misery tonight 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2090]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Damn, I bet that thumb goes waay far up her boyfriends pooter hole

Sheep pooter 

[B00M 6572]

“what does Texas A&M stand for? Literally nothing but we have milk men!”

[billfromlaketravis 11594]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Best. Fans. In. The. Country. 

A lot of aggys selling tickets before the game on Facebook. Not a word about only selling to other aggy fans. Just please give me $1k a ticket before it’s too late desperation heaves from half court. 

[dcar00 14579]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Does Bert actually want the ball on the right hash? How many times has he missed badly from there?

I appears to me unless he is specifically setting up a FG, Sark doesn't even consider which hash.

[ATXbronco 4256]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

It’s always a positive sign on another football teams forum when they are calling for a lot of the staff to be fired at half

It is crazy they are paying a coach more to go away than we are paying ours to stay!

[ztejas 43740]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

They get loud for big games. Big fucking deal so does every P4 stadium.

Add in the fact that their penis envy has resulted in terrible redesigns to maintain a higher capacity than Texas so the stands fall away instead of being on top of the field and it is somehow a very loud but completely not intimidating stadium. 

This - and you also kind of have to pair stadium noise with play on the field. Which they rarely do. 

I was nervous coming in to tonight - and then the game starts and I'm like "oh right. It's A&M - not OU"

We have one big rival that both demands and respects our attention and they aren't it. They have no history. They have no class. They have done nothing during the periods in which Texas has excelled on a national stage. They have never handed us a loss that kept us out of contending for a national championship. Like never - in their fucking history.