Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC

[Rudiger 1178]

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Defense is playing out of its mind, offensive playcalling has been fantastic on 3rd down.

But A&M erased a 21-0 deficit against SCar. They're a second-half team, the key plays of the game are still to come.

[4th&Five 41697]

Laughing my dick off at all the dumb aggys that dropped a grand on this. 

[B00M 6572]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Why does Kirk always look like he's in need of some stool softener?

I think he needs more makeup. I can still make out his facial features

[Zepol87 9261]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I hope us plebs in Houston get a Cosm eventually. Looks dope as hell

Cosm is badass

[NBHorn7 175]

I wouldn't be shocked if Aggie went to Weigman at quarterback in the second half. They need to throw the ball and that might be their best option at this point.

[Sgt Hulk 14088]

I’ll say this. Defense needs to keep up the pressure the replays showing aggy wrs streaking down the field could bite us later 

[BurgleBro 838]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Laughing my dick off at all the dumb aggys that dropped a grand on this. 

30 more minutes homie

[Bodowned 811]

Need to keep running wide zone and get the sideways pass stuff outta the playbook. The OL protection has been good enough that you just need to trust Quinn will make the right decision with time.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5408]

1 hour ago, Majorcholas said:

Blue all around brutal unfortunately 

[GabrielsHorn 2209]

In terms of development, Goosby has looked fantastic filling in for Banks n

[Captainant 27970]

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

With all the fucking adds on this app. I bet.  My phone now has aids.   

[Funk Doctor Spock 12776]

Shifting Gears looks unfunny. I suspect it won't last a season. 

[Gut Wagon 8102]

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I am shocked Bert is a stoner. Absolutely shocked. I mean look at him

As others upthread have noted, the wrong hash seems to give him trouble.

[Mdhorn 6087]

One of the good things (I'm hoping) about being up 17 at half, is that while aggy gets to wonder how they'll fix their O, Texas gets the opportunity to add more points.  C'mon good Ewers, keep that sweet groove going.  Make Lee and Turner lose their shit.  

[BachelorTrek 3162]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Why does Kirk always look like he's in need of some stool softener?

Because of the extra-large corn-cob up his not-very-good pass-incapable running-only bad-QB ass!

His commentary on any QB play is LAUGHABLE because he sucked as a QB. He was a glorified slow RB in The Big SLOW Ten!  Lulz. 

 

[Drew 2658]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’ll say this. Defense needs to keep up the pressure the replays showing aggy wrs streaking down the field could bite us later 

Yeah saw that too. Hey may go to Connor for that reason. But the DL should be able to T off on him. It’s a risk. 

[Topper13 3512]

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Bringing back memories?

You want her to trim the nails, first

[coachherman'sgrill 2492]

Quick check in and yup, as expected 

[B00M 6572]

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

I wouldn't be shocked if Aggie went to Weigman at quarterback in the second half. They need to throw the ball and that might be their best option at this point.

I’m blown away by how well we’ve contained Reeds legs. 

[workswithseed 2139]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sign up. 

[BabaYaga 15371]

So drunk.   Nothing else to add.  Except I hate all of you. 

[David Dennison 19113]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Shifting Gears looks unfunny. I suspect it won't last a season. 

The olds love them some Tim Allen.

[Mdhorn 6087]

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

I am extremely gruntled. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12776]

Just now, GabrielsHorn said:

In terms of development, Goosby has looked fantastic filling in for Banks n

Agreed. We should be fine next season with him and Baker at RT. Neto can't be any worse than Conner, Hutson to C, and Campbell back at RG. We'll be fine..

[AUS-97HORN 11872]

watch for an onside kick

[Hornsome 230]

Let’s get the 3rd quarter off to the right start.   

[Rickylovesweed 14798]

Feels like aggy needs some momentum.

Be ready for an onside kick. 

[Drew 2658]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Shifting Gears looks unfunny. I suspect it won't last a season. 

It’s Tim Allen. His shows last a few years and get ratings.  It probably makes it two. M

heck in for Kat dennings boobs. 

[BabaYaga 15371]

Golden.  Fucks. 

[Topper13 3512]

Here we go

[Funk Doctor Spock 12776]

Just now, Drew said:

It’s Tim Allen. His shows last a few years and get ratings.  It probably makes it two. M

heck in for Kat dennings boobs. 

She has some beautiful juggs

[Bevoette 1407]

Officals be like 

[Bozo_Casanova 26657]

Meteorologist Grace Thornton.

 

[Bevoette 1407]

Time to make the score 24 - 0

[atomheartbevo 90026]

The script hat combined with the old sarge shirt looks like he dressed himself.

[Valmy77 13426]

Nice call to start

[Pancho 45415]

First down!

[coachherman'sgrill 2492]

When Helm gets touches, QE just plays better. That’s his boy

[Topper13 3512]

Just now, Drew said:

It’s Tim Allen. His shows last a few years and get ratings.  It probably makes it two. M

heck in for Kat dennings boobs. 

I'm holding out for the King of the Hill relaunch

[B00M 6572]

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

So drunk.   Nothing else to add.  Except I hate all of you. 

Try water, champ

[Mdhorn 6087]

2 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

In terms of development, Goosby has looked fantastic filling in for Banks n

He's got some nasty that paired with Cruz may be beautiful.  

[closetohumping 17544]

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

I’m blown away by how well we’ve contained Reeds legs. 

PK knows what he’s doing

[burntorangebongos 10787]

Nice play. Keep this drive going, Horns!

[BabaYaga 15371]

Wisener.  Also fucks. 

[FOXHOUND 1150]

Wisner does a good job of setting up his blocks

[gofuckyourself 8669]

DPI was actually called on aggy 

[Jkwellborn 6877]

Literally zero fucking pressure whatsoever and Bert doesn't get it within 15 feet of the God damn goalposts. 
If we somehow go all the way with this K/P combo look the fuck out the next few years. 

Are most of his misses to the right like that?

[Topper13 3512]

1 minute ago, Bevoette said:

Officals be like 

His name is Ralph

[cactusflinthead 27615]

Helm with grass stains on his football shirt. Somewhere Madden smiles

[Bozo_Casanova 26657]

Helm is going to make a lot of money playing football over the next 10-12 years.