Pooooooor aggies. Now shut the fuck up.

[Tex Pete 20,929]

Dear aggies, You’ll always be little brother. 77-37-5. No arbitrary timeframes, just ownership. 

 

You assholes tried to blow up the Big 12 and then whined and blamed it on us. You assholes tried to derail our move to the SEC because you were desperately hoping we wouldn’t shine the light on your utter failure. You accomplished exactly jack shit in the years following Justin Tucker’s  dagger into your hearts.

 

You’ve spent the last two years touching yourselves at the thought of this game you screeched and cried to the SEC to get at Kyle even though it should have rightly been in Austin this year. You’ve run your mouths the whole season, as if you’ve won anything of consequence.  We gifted you 3 times and you only got 7 points off of those gifts. You gave it your best shot and it’s this?!

 

The only thing intimidating about Kyle Field is the halitosis from 100,000 screaming Aggies. Our history proves it’s not any tougher a place to play for us than it is for you. Almost a 15 year head start and y’all have yet to play for an SEC title. But here we are in year one. 

 

Poor aggies. Now shut. The fuck. Up. 

[BigHorn'13 3,454]

SEC SEC SEC

[BigOrange1 6,537]

such a fucking spare ass, unserious program.

[BigHorn'13 3,454]

[BurntEyes 6,060]

Poooooooor aggies!!!

[Jshep34 2,380]

That place cleared out quick

[TexArcher 38,407]

I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS: YOU ARE TEXAS TECH WITH A GOD COMPLEX.

NOW GO FARM SOMETHING.

 

[Bigbend1812 12,960]

Lulz y’all suck. 

[nineliveslost 2,888]

i literally drank so much i cant feel my face . i love it and tExas

[Beau Vine 54,826]

[NorthLoop 14,301]

Nothing says self awareness more than aggy using "Mo Bamba" as a hype song all night. They truly are stupid.

[General Specific 3,341]

[Pato del Muerto 52,848]

Will the media ever stop claiming Kyle field is a tough place to play?

[wood 11,570]

LOL. I agree with the sentiment of course, but there is zero chance aggy will ever, EVER shut the fuck up.

[TexasEd 8,139]

13 year head start and aggy still has not played for an SEC title.

Texas gets in year 1.

 

aggy 0 offensive points.  Texas was playing with you.

[nineliveslost 2,888]

1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

13 year head start and aggy still has not played for an SEC title.

Texas gets in year 1.

 

aggy 0 offensive points.  Texas was playing with you.

i am staying up soaking in th tears 

[Vertigo 20,365]

Liucci is already in the basement brewing the hopium for the offseason. He can spin it all he wants, but we absolutely sunk our foot up to the knee in their asses tonight, score not withstanding.

[Iceman 2,794]

Victory at A&M???

[Vic Mackey 47,302]

aggy - 12 years, zero SEC championship appearances.

UT - 1 year, 1 SEC championship appearance

Hahahahahahaha. Fuck off aggy. 2 wins in a row at Gomer Pyle field to end the Big 12 and to start the SEC

[Tex Pete 20,929]

4 minutes ago, wood said:

LOL. I agree with the sentiment of course, but there is zero chance aggy will ever, EVER shut the fuck up.

Trust me, I know. I’ve been typing that all week. 

[jimmyjazz 46,469]

1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

13 year head start and aggy still has not played for an SEC title.

Texas gets in year 1.

 

aggy 0 offensive points.  Texas was playing with you.

We've played UGA twice in the last 6 seasons, they've played UGA once in the last 13 seasons (and counting).  We'll also play them next week.  Talk about how tough the SEC is, dipshits.

[jimmyjazz 46,469]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hahahahahahaha. Fuck off aggy. 2 wins in a row at Gomer Pyle field

We've won 3 in a row there -- 2009, 2011, 2024

[TexasEd 8,139]

aggy has only 3 wins in the last 25 years going back to 2000

[Tex Pete 20,929]

[Tex Pete 20,929]

 

[NorthLoop 14,301]

[Knoxtnhorn 6,164]

Enjoy the TaxSlayer who gives a shit bowl.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,164]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Will the media ever stop claiming Kyle field is a tough place to play?

No.

[TexLonghorn 5,732]

Texas has never won a night game in the SEC

[TreatyOak 16,747]

36 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Dear aggies, You’ll always be little brother. 77-37-5. No arbitrary timeframes, just ownership. 

 

You assholes tried to blow up the Big 12 and then whined and blamed it on us. You assholes tried to derail our move to the SEC because you were desperately hoping we wouldn’t shine the light on your utter failure. You accomplished exactly jack shit in the years following Justin Tucker’s  dagger into your hearts.

 

You’ve spent the last two years touching yourselves at the thought of this game you screeched and cried to the SEC to get at Kyle even though it should have rightly been in Austin this year. You’ve run your mouths the whole season, as if you’ve won anything of consequence.  We gifted you 3 times and you only got 7 points off of those gifts. You gave it your best shot and it’s this?!

 

The only thing intimidating about Kyle Field is the halitosis from 100,000 screaming Aggies. Our history proves it’s not any tougher a place to play for us than it is for you. Almost a 15 year head start and y’all have yet to play for an SEC title. But here we are in year one. 

 

Poor aggies. Now shut. The fuck. Up. 

This is poetry.

 

[immamac 43,553]

Cross it off. 

[PhillyD 1,278]

Poor aggy.  I think they underestimated how the Big12 prepared us for that SEC grind.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,164]

Bwahahahahah.

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frito

10:50p

 

AG

 

Just remember: both cow TDs were off of overturned calls...

 

[wood 11,570]

Hey aggy .... Welcome to the SEC!!!

[royiv 9,447]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Bwahahahahah.

 

Told my wife during the game that I hoped all Texas scores would be on reviewed plays. Just adds fuel to the fire.

[TreatyOak 16,747]

Love this from Texags:

Defense wins championships and Texas proved that tonight.
I'm betting Texas wins the SEC championship in their first year.
Everyone happy now that we get to play Texas every year again?
You excited to see them in the SEC?
Are you excited about us being the little brother again?
 

[markstanco 12,651]

Will the media ever stop claiming Kyle field is a tough place to play?

Why would they not?

They are .530 at home vs sec opponents since 2012.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,164]

Oh L O effing L.

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BigHead 04

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AG

 

 

Blinnaggie2002 said:

I didn't go to the game but the atmosphere seemed electric. Twelfth man is alive and well!!

The 12th man has never been the problem. Its the first 11

No material on this site is intended to be a substitute for professional medical adv

 

[Davis Lane 5,753]

[yoladu 4,165]

After Aggy’s LSU win and Elko’s “we are a real program” postgame conference presser, they lost 3 straight SEC games. 
 

pooooooooor Aggy. 

[MillerEP 30,567]

Aggy should transfer conferences again to run away from us, maybe the American conference or something will take them.

[msucolt45 4,143]

i literally drank so much i cant feel my face . i love it and tExas

I’m right there with you! I didn’t drink any alcohol the previous two UT games, but I was too weak for this one.

I’m in the 32year running dog house after this game. I’m actually surprised that I can type anything relevant. Love my Horns!

Hook’em!!!

[AbeFroman 2,932]

 

[wood 11,570]

BTW, anyone know what ourrecord is vs aggy at Kyle?

[SpiralOut 1,866]

Ewers basically was begging them to take that game away from us and they still couldn't do shit.  Thirteen year wait for 250 yards of offense and fucking ZERO points.  Keep on holdin' that rope.

[nineliveslost 2,888]

2 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I’m right there with you! I didn’t drink any alcohol the previous two UT games, but I was too weak for this one.

I’m in the 32year running dog house after this game. I’m actually surprised that I can type anything relevant. Love my Horns!

Hook’em!!!

I just turned 55 two days ago and shouldnt drink this much 

[Dark Horse 2,335]

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Will the media ever stop claiming Kyle field is a tough place to play?

But they sway around and shit

[GreenspointTexas 9,864]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

BTW, anyone know what ourrecord is vs aggy at Kyle?

We have more wins at kyle than aggy does the entire series, iirc

[Pato del Muerto 52,848]

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I just turned 55 two days ago and shouldnt drink this much 

Didn’t drink until after the game. The Founders breakfast stout tasted very good. 
 

Edited yesterday at 05:03 AM by Pato del Muerto

[statsman 5,497]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

BTW, anyone know what ourrecord is vs aggy at Kyle?

25-18-1?