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Texas has never won a night game in the SEC
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Dennis Taylor

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2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Y'all remember how the SEC was able to choose bowl match-ups for their teams?

It's one reason why we never played aggy the past 13 years. Is that still a thing? If so, we won't get a former SWC bowl game with aggy vs Tech, BU, or TCU.

Bowls have conference tie ins that can't be manipulated, just which team goes can be. Houston Bowl is SEC/Rig12

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10 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

In the words of Professor X, the overseer..last night was Vanglorious!

 

I got bunch of hushed mouth people this morning, who won't text/call back. They know what it is.

 

Oldest son's godfather is even in hiding this morning. 

I posted this in the other thread but probably better posted here. Got on a cruise ship yesterday at 1pm geared up. Caught shit from many a aggy. We watched the game in the sports bar and many aggy peeled off before the end. Woke up this am and slapped the cap on and walked the floors. Very quiet. Was a lot of maroon yesterday but none today. I have gear for everyday btw. Other Horns are here laughing and dapping each other up in the passing. It's glorious. 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m surprised that an aggy degree qualifies you for a great job like H‑E‑B checker

If I had a dollar every time I heard "If you wanna make a lot of money as an employee, go to Texas. If you wanna make a lot of money as a business owner, go to Texas A&M." I'd have enough to hire this aggy. Oh well....

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3 hours ago, Bookman said:

What a glorious morning.  Like how drought can make for better wine, the Texas turnovers and blocked punt produced Aggie tears much sweeter than usual, especially after this:

2nd & Goal at TEX 2

(5:40 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for 1 yd to the TEX 1

3rd & Goal at TEX 1

(5:05 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for no gain to the TEX 1

4th & Goal at TEX 1

(4:39 - 4th) Timeout Texas A&M, clock 04:39

4th & Goal at TEX 1

(4:36 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for a loss of 3 yards to the TEX 4

Elko wasted like 3 min on that particular series of plays going slow. It was insane

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2 hours ago, MaxHorn said:

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"

"Excuse me?"

"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."

"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.

Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

My autistic son was very troubled by “home of the 12th man” on their stadium. Not logical enough for him. When aggy got flagged for illegal substitution, he said something to effect of “oh, that’s what they mean by the 12th man”

I find his brain endearing 

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6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

From the TexAgs posts I’ve seen, they’re realists. Something unusual. 

It’s funny how that happens when the games actually happen instead of when they’re just imagining what would’ve happened. 

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55 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

So, the newcomers bookended the SEC standings. Haha, fuck OUsux.

No Mississippi State didn't make the cut for the pic apparently but yeah the ex-sooner-oc who delivered a decent offensive season last year pulled up last place while the school he left shat down their leg offensively.  It's the true A&M grad took a job in Oklahoma and made both states smarter sort of deal.

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6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

No Mississippi State didn't make the cut for the pic apparently but yeah the ex-sooner-oc who delivered a decent offensive season last year pulled up last place while the school he left shat down their leg offensively.  It's the true A&M grad took a job in Oklahoma and made both states smarter sort of deal.

Yeah, I have already admitted the fuckup on another post. While not accurate, the message still come through I think.

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2 hours ago, ITHorn said:

Had my first experience getting hissed at by a table of Aggy while leaving the bar after watching game last night. I’d read the lore but experiencing grown ass adults hissing like cats was truly something I thought only existed as shitposting on the internet. What an odd group of people.

I hope you had the good sense to crop dust them as you walked by. 

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Things that happened in game I have seen blame placed:

All the replay reviews going against aggy. 
Replay official is UT grad

UT band played too long causing communication issues

Officials did not allow aggy proper time to substitute on 12 men in field penalty. 
 

What else?

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Get there early enough that you can ask that person to open the beer section for you at ten, so you get a chance to talk about the game and the celebratory beers you are buying. 

Fixed

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1 hour ago, RexWilson said:

Things that happened in game I have seen blame placed:

All the replay reviews going against aggy. 
Replay official is UT grad

UT band played too long causing communication issues

Officials did not allow aggy proper time to substitute on 12 men in field penalty. 
 

What else?

Aggy was playing music over the speakers on the sidelines right up to 2 seconds before the snap….

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4 hours ago, bernorange said:

ABC broadcast showed a lone Texas fan wearing a Home Depot hard hat standing amongst what looked like the Aggie band a couple of times.  

 

3 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah there has to be a gif of that kid somewhere. I need it. Epic.

 

3 hours ago, skeeter said:

Saw him standing alone, arms folded while ags were rubbing asses on seats during their “saw’em off” ritual.

 

Took me a while to find a gif of it, ton's of videos

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I might take some time to fix that loop to be truly endless

 

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35 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Aggy was playing music over the speakers on the sidelines right up to 2 seconds before the snap….

They do that every game (albeit not with extra speakers on the field). They’re hypocritical, whiny, losing cheaters and liars who project onto us.

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