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Texas has never won a night game in the SEC
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I posted this in the other thread but probably better posted here. Got on a cruise ship yesterday at 1pm geared up. Caught shit from many a aggy. We watched the game in the sports bar and many aggy peeled off before the end. Woke up this am and slapped the cap on and walked the floors. Very quiet. Was a lot of maroon yesterday but none today. I have gear for everyday btw. Other Horns are here laughing and dapping each other up in the passing. It's glorious. 

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5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re a little pissant bitch. Go post repeatedly about Carson Beck on some completely unrelated thread  weird motherfucker  

 

Wasn’t talking to you. You can continue the 24/7 “No CR” monitoring that you cherish. Or decide on page 7 of whatever this nonsense was to beg people to stick to the topic. I’m sure you can cry about holding or bitch about the team being a victim of officiating.

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8 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

We beat OU, Arkansas, and A&M. We made the SEC championship in year one. Despite a plague of injuries and a QB of inconsistent testicular fortitude, we’ve only lost one game. 
 

That should be enough, but it isn’t. I want more. I want to bend Kirby over a fucking barrel and win the whole damn thing. 

no ass fucking? 

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Things that happened in game I have seen blame placed:
All the replay reviews going against aggy. 
Replay official is UT grad
UT band played too long causing communication issues
Officials did not allow aggy proper time to substitute on 12 men in field penalty. 
 
What else?

I love the last “point”. They allowed time to sub. What they didn’t allow was time for a 12th player to jog on the field, start looking around for a bit, and then run back off of the field. That’s not a substitution.
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3 hours ago, scottsins said:


I love the last “point”. They allowed time to sub. What they didn’t allow was time for a 12th player to jog on the field, start looking around for a bit, and then run back off of the field. That’s not a substitution.

I am assuming we subbed right away but aggy waited a bunch before sending their player on specifically to try to get the delay.  It only works if the offensive team subs late then you can do the "fat man sub delay" trick.  of course aggy outsmarted themselves.

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10 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I am assuming we subbed right away but aggy waited a bunch before sending their player on specifically to try to get the delay.  It only works if the offensive team subs late then you can do the "fat man sub delay" trick.  of course aggy outsmarted themselves.

I just can’t believe Coach Fatass kept arguing about the call. he made a fool of himself. 

They tried all the tricks- pure dirty play, fake injuries to stop drives, fake substitutions, fake crowd noise, imitating a football team, nothing worked for them except our offense being careless. 

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26 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I just can’t believe Coach Fatass kept arguing about the call. he made a fool of himself. 

On the other hand, Sark seemed intentionally calm - low-key and restrained. It was almost as if he anticipated that his team was watching and would follow his lead.

Tickle me Elko losing his shit repeatedly was a harbinger of things to come for the Ags.

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It’s nice having a coach that a) isn’t a disgraceful sloppy fat tub of shit and b) knows how to comport himself on the sidelines/with the refs/with players that make a mistake (looking at you Brian Kelly). 
 

aggy deserves that fucking clown. Perfectly representative of their lazy, mouth agape, chud culture. 

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I just can’t believe Coach Fatass kept arguing about the call. he made a fool of himself. 

They tried all the tricks- pure dirty play, fake injuries to stop drives, fake substitutions, fake crowd noise, imitating a football team, nothing worked for them except our offense being careless. 

My take on his extended rant was that he was trying to get his team and the crowd fired up.

Or maybe it was dawning on him what a terrible, terrible mistake he made one year ago.

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I just can’t believe Coach Fatass kept arguing about the call. he made a fool of himself. 

They tried all the tricks- pure dirty play, fake injuries to stop drives, fake substitutions, fake crowd noise, imitating a football team, nothing worked for them except our offense being careless. 

I think the fake injuries worked to a degree. Once we hit the red zone, a guy went down close in time to each of Quinn’s turnovers.  No excuses for Quinn, but took us out of rhythm. 

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If aggy would have won that game my phone would have been blown up by every acquaintance I'd ever made that had driven by aggyville once. Didn't hear from a single one of them for some reason. I haven't reached out to a single Gomer I know, even the ones that have been talking since it was announced that Texas was SEC bound. 

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21 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

 

Took me a while to find a gif of it, ton's of videos

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I might take some time to fix that loop to be truly endless

 

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I would never do it, but being your team's only fan in the middle of the Corps could make you famous!

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I have a cousin who married an aggy. Before their first season in the SEC we were arguing about who would win a NC first. I told him obviously it would be UT. I told him they were mediocre in the SWC, they were mediocre in the Big 12, and they would be mediocre in the SEC. That was 13 years ago now and I think I’ve been proven right so far…weird.

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37 minutes ago, Hate said:

I have a cousin who married an aggy. Before their first season in the SEC we were arguing about who would win a NC first. I told him obviously it would be UT. I told him they were mediocre in the SWC, they were mediocre in the Big 12, and they would be mediocre in the SEC. That was 13 years ago now and I think I’ve been proven right so far…weird.

I told anyone who brought it up that Texas would win a national title before aggy won an SEC championship.  I really never thought we would be in the SEC to win that first.

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15 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I am assuming we subbed right away but aggy waited a bunch before sending their player on specifically to try to get the delay.  It only works if the offensive team subs late then you can do the "fat man sub delay" trick.  of course aggy outsmarted themselves.

Yeah, Sark out-coached the hell out of Elko.  Sark milked a timeout out of them when he sent Arch out for the second time.  IIRC Elko burned at least 2 timeouts for no reason over the course of the game.  Really impressed by Sark's Lanning-esque coaching Saturday night.  He was really dialed in, even from the gameday interview, that i assume was pre-recorded, he was all business.

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5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Was hoping for some entertainment, but the "Loochador" podcast with Liucci and Olin Buchanan is basically a funeral mixed with sleepy, unpersuasive copium. 

Yep, the Aggies in my life are mainly just depressed and it's no fun. I don't like sad Aggies. I like my Aggies boastful and delusional. When I tell them this, they don't seem to like it.

poke-Aggie-with-stick - "Do something."

 

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