Things Lil’ Brothers Do

[Gatorubet 30388]

We both had games against our little brothers yesterday, and as I was watching the repeated horns down hand signals, and thinking about those assholes swaying back-and-forth while singing about sawing the horns off the old Texas mascot, I thought about what a true self-own it is to give your supposed ‘big rival’ special status.

I’m sure you are all familiar with that asshole FSU mascot (fake-Osceola)  riding his horse Renegade to stick the flaming spear in the field prior to the game.  When Florida plays in Tallahassee, and only then, he gets down off his nag and plants the spear. 

Allegedly, putting the spear in the ground is getting ready for war - and getting off the horse and planning the spear is actually declaring war.  Those idiots are signifying that we are the only program important enough to warrant a declaration of war.  

Neither of those programs are smart enough to figure out that when they single out Texas and Florida in that fashion, they are in reality recognizing that we are their superiors, the programs and universities they most respect and fear.  They are the envious grubby wannabes - jealous lil’ bros, with their oily noses pressed against the dirty windows of their shitty institutions who gaze at us with a mixture of envy, hate and insecurity. 

May it forever remain thus…

[Zeus 6460]

FSU is pure scum
 

[Gatorubet 30388]

[Davis Lane 5753]

[Underdog 28868]

Kick big brother’s ass to the tune of 41-14 is what little brothers do. 

[Dennis Taylor 19023]

They try to keep big brother out of their cool kids club and pout about when he is welcomed resoundingly because he was who they really wanted all along 

 

[Huckleberry 33515]

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

They try to keep big brother out of their cool kids club and pout about when he is welcomed resoundingly because he was who they really wanted all along 

 

Now he's at Ohio State. This guy appears to have an issue with rivalry weekend.

[gernblansten 3198]

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

We both had games against our little brothers yesterday, and as I was watching the repeated horns down hand signals, and thinking about those assholes swaying back-and-forth while singing about sawing the horns off the old Texas mascot, I thought about what a true self-own it is to give your supposed ‘big rival’ special status.

I’m sure you are all familiar with that asshole FSU mascot (fake-Osceola)  riding his horse Renegade to stick the flaming spear in the field prior to the game.  When Florida plays in Tallahassee, and only then, he gets down off his nag and plants the spear. 

Allegedly, putting the spear in the ground is getting ready for war - and getting off the horse and planning the spear is actually declaring war.  Those idiots are signifying that we are the only program important enough to warrant a declaration of war.  

Neither of those programs are smart enough to figure out that when they single out Texas and Florida in that fashion, they are in reality recognizing that we are their superiors, the programs and universities they most respect and fear.  They are the envious grubby wannabes - jealous lil’ bros, with their oily noses pressed against the dirty windows of their shitty institutions who gaze at us with a mixture of envy, hate and insecurity. 

May it forever remain thus…

I’m not saying they aren’t, but what makes FSU the little brother? 

[General Specific 3341]

We both had games against our little brothers yesterday, and as I was watching the repeated horns down hand signals, and thinking about those assholes swaying back-and-forth while singing about sawing the horns off the old Texas mascot, I thought about what a true self-own it is to give your supposed ‘big rival’ special status.
I’m sure you are all familiar with that asshole FSU mascot (fake-Osceola)  riding his horse Renegade to stick the flaming spear in the field prior to the game.  When Florida plays in Tallahassee, and only then, he gets down off his nag and plants the spear. 
Allegedly, putting the spear in the ground is getting ready for war - and getting off the horse and planning the spear is actually declaring war.  Those idiots are signifying that we are the only program important enough to warrant a declaration of war.  
Neither of those programs are smart enough to figure out that when they single out Texas and Florida in that fashion, they are in reality recognizing that we are their superiors, the programs and universities they most respect and fear.  They are the envious grubby wannabes - jealous lil’ bros, with their oily noses pressed against the dirty windows of their shitty institutions who gaze at us with a mixture of envy, hate and insecurity. 
May it forever remain thus…

You tell it so well. Would read again.

[Pimphand 6046]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

We both had games against our little brothers yesterday, and as I was watching the repeated horns down hand signals, and thinking about those assholes swaying back-and-forth while singing about sawing the horns off the old Texas mascot, I thought about what a true self-own it is to give your supposed ‘big rival’ special status.

I’m sure you are all familiar with that asshole FSU mascot (fake-Osceola)  riding his horse Renegade to stick the flaming spear in the field prior to the game.  When Florida plays in Tallahassee, and only then, he gets down off his nag and plants the spear. 

Allegedly, putting the spear in the ground is getting ready for war - and getting off the horse and planning the spear is actually declaring war.  Those idiots are signifying that we are the only program important enough to warrant a declaration of war.  

Neither of those programs are smart enough to figure out that when they single out Texas and Florida in that fashion, they are in reality recognizing that we are their superiors, the programs and universities they most respect and fear.  They are the envious grubby wannabes - jealous lil’ bros, with their oily noses pressed against the dirty windows of their shitty institutions who gaze at us with a mixture of envy, hate and insecurity. 

May it forever remain thus…

My stepdad did undergrad at Florida and grad at Texas.

Florida was always the SEC team I rooted for and when 1996 roll left hooked y'all up with the NC I was fucking stoked.

When the UF fans rolled into Austin in massive numbers last month it warmed my blackened heart.

While I will always pull for Texas if Texas can't win the SEC I will be 100% all in on the Gators.

[Armybrat 40986]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

They try to keep big brother out of their cool kids club and pout about when he is welcomed resoundingly because he was who they really wanted all along 

 

 

[Gatorubet 30388]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

That is nice and all, but I like Thujones interpretation better. 

[tx ind 7014]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

They try to keep big brother out of their cool kids club and pout about when he is welcomed resoundingly because he was who they really wanted all along 

 

Pretty sure they have their own identity regardless of who is in their conference. Milkmen, fake army, jizz jars, sawing, etc are pretty damn unique

[gatormarc 921]

[Dennis Taylor 19023]

2 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

Has anyone asked the Seminole tribe lately if they're still ok with FSU using the name? 

[89Horn 1621]

In our case, lil' brother gets a 12 year . . . I mean a 12 second head start in a 100 year . . . crap, did it again, in a 100 yard dash and big brother still finishes ahead of them.

Edited 4 hours ago by 89Horn

[gatormarc 921]

1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

I’m not saying they aren’t, but what makes FSU the little brother? 

The Buckman Act in 1905 consolidated the existing schools to create 3 universities in Florida, which made UF the flagship university for White males and was moved to Gainesville.

What would become FSU was a women's college until the 1950s so historically, they have always been way behind UF academically, athletically, and based on state resources.

[chainsaw 9998]

1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

I’m not saying they aren’t, but what makes FSU the little brother? 

Gators are ahead in the rivalry and has higher academic rankings.

[Rimbo 26416]

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

We both had games against our little brothers yesterday, and as I was watching the repeated horns down hand signals, and thinking about those assholes swaying back-and-forth while singing about sawing the horns off the old Texas mascot, I thought about what a true self-own it is to give your supposed ‘big rival’ special status.

I’m sure you are all familiar with that asshole FSU mascot (fake-Osceola)  riding his horse Renegade to stick the flaming spear in the field prior to the game.  When Florida plays in Tallahassee, and only then, he gets down off his nag and plants the spear. 

Allegedly, putting the spear in the ground is getting ready for war - and getting off the horse and planning the spear is actually declaring war.  Those idiots are signifying that we are the only program important enough to warrant a declaration of war.  

Neither of those programs are smart enough to figure out that when they single out Texas and Florida in that fashion, they are in reality recognizing that we are their superiors, the programs and universities they most respect and fear.  They are the envious grubby wannabes - jealous lil’ bros, with their oily noses pressed against the dirty windows of their shitty institutions who gaze at us with a mixture of envy, hate and insecurity. 

May it forever remain thus…

100%.

[Hermanator 7280]

4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Gators are ahead in the rivalry and has higher academic rankings.

Who gives a shit about academic rankings for this?

Both teams have 3 NCs and the Seminoles were the team of the 90s with a winning percentage of 89% for the decade. 

No one is little brother there. They are more like Texas vs OU. 

Aggy has never won a NC in football that matters. Fucking Hitler was invading Poland and football players didn't wear proper helmets with face masks when they last won anything of note. 

Not even remotely the same. If they don't want to be little brother they better win 4 NCs. Until then they're little brother. 

Edited 18 minutes ago by Hermanator

[chainsaw 9998]

The in-state little brother complex transcends sports. Texas is superior to a&m in all the ways that matter, and from the evidence we've seen, Florida is superior to FSU as well, even if there's greater historical parity on the football field.