The reason aggy is eternally fucked

[Pimphand 6047]

A big part of me didn't want to start another aggy thread but at the same time I didn't want the reason aggy is fucked from here to eternity to be buried.

So here we go... 

Pennies on Sully

7 tiimes the Corps admit their love

A centennial commemoration of Lawrence Sullivan Ross : with a history, a characterization, and an appraisal of the Sul Ross Group of Texas A&M University

The crazy thing is it has everything to with Austin, Texas and our ties to Jack the Ripper.

So remember anytime a Texas A&M dipshit tries to talk shit you need to shove the fact that their hero Sully hired a fake fucking Pinkerton agency to run a smear campaign against a man William Swain to take over control of this state.

From here forth I suppose that we celebrate William Swain as a true Longhorn legend

#HookEm

[Hermanator 7281]

Edited 4 hours ago by Hermanator

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3111]

[Victorious1 172]

and this whole time I thought it was because they engaged in acts of bestiality.

[Surly Bevo 25500]

Forget it Jake, it's Pimphand.

[hookemATL 11972]

And how does the hollow moon and subterranean Jew tubes play into this?  Inquiring minds! 

[General Specific 3342]

[Pimphand 6047]

50 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Forget it Jake, it's Pimphand.

Go smoke all the pole

[Reynolds Woodcock 4876]

A good reminder that every fan base has its nutters

[Davis Lane 5754]

[David Dennison 19117]

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[Horn Dogg 4171]

I thought it was because aggy is full of dumb fuck aggys.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1510]

Forget it. He’s rolling.

[Blotto 23677]

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

And how does the hollow moon and subterranean Jew tubes play into this?  Inquiring minds! 

dibs on Subterranean Jew Tubas as a name for my Hasidic brass band.

[Rimbo 26417]

[TrashMaster G 17716]

Was the Illuminati involved in any way?

[Ghost of Shag 2649]

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[troph 24922]

I assumed the Bonfire Report was going to be the subject. 

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[C-Man 27346]

[F250 28941]

This is what happens when you order a Randolph Duke screed from Wish.com.

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