Terrible White People Baby Names

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Yeah, this is in Utah, but names in the exurbs of big Texas cities are just as bad.

 

Preslee. Madolin. Kolten. Atylee. Mekeli. Paityn. Kyson. Taeber. Saydee. Makinlee. Haleigh. Braylin. Syrie. Madisyn. Kirtlyn. Madysen. Aeryn. Taiten. Taycie. Gambit. Aroarin. Braxton. Macady. Maycee. Jaxon. Ryker. Jaxon. Jr. Laycee. Taeton. 

Some likely Mormon family named their kid Eros....WTF. 

 

 

[HenryJames 65,525]

Lil' dude in my daughter's daycare is named Grayton.

[Al Czervik 1,217]

Little girl at my daughters school named Baby Girl.

Guessing they ran out of names.

[Prepuce of Doom 20,905]

"Gambit" is an interesting move. 

[Trey3216 15,308]

Know several who have a Ranger.  

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19 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Little girl at my daughters school named Baby Girl.

Guessing they ran out of names.

The world needs strippers too.

[Trey3216 15,308]

19 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Little girl at my daughters school named Baby Girl.

Guessing they ran out of names.

Seems like they may have run out of crack prior to the birth

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

A friend of mine grew up in Sharpstown in the '70s and '80s and there were some neighbor kids named Shotgun, Bullet and Magnum. I think Bullet was the girl. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

They've taken down his Baylor bio, but Kendal Briles's kids have some amazing names. (They are not in his UH bio.)

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50 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Lil' dude in my daughter's daycare is named Grayton.

As in "He be Grayton on my nerves"?

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anything where an X is added (Jaxxson etc)

or a Z

Being a teacher and keeping a straight face must be really hard during role call

[midtown 3,338]

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Preslee. Madolin. Kolten. Atylee. Mekeli. Paityn. Kyson. Taeber. Saydee. Makinlee. Haleigh. Braylin. Syrie. Madisyn. Kirtlyn. Madysen. Aeryn. Taiten

Sounds like the starting 7 for the northeast girls soccer team my daughters team just skunked.

[SameSame 1,672]

Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, Kayley, Caleigh, Keily, Cayleigh, Kayli, Cailey, Kaily, Kayle, Kaileigh, Kaili, Kaylei, Keylee, Kalie, Kaylea, Keyli, Calie, Cailee, Kalee, Caylie, Caileigh, Kaeli, Kalei, Kailea, Kaeleigh, Caylie, Kaelee, Caley, Kailie , Kaeley, Kailei, Keiley, Keilly, Kaely, Keyleigh, Keilee, Keili, Calee,, Kaelie, Cayley, Kayly, Keileigh, Keylie, Keyly, Kayelee, Kaile, Caeli, Kayliegh, Caeley, Kaliegh, Caylei, Klea, Khaylee, Kleigh, Caeleigh, Kayliee, Khailee, Khailey, Cayli, Cailie, Keyle, Keylli, Kayeleigh, Kaelly, Caelie, Caliegh, Caelee, Keylly, Caily, Kailly, Keighley

 

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20 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, Kayley, Caleigh, Keily, Cayleigh, Kayli, Cailey, Kaily, Kayle, Kaileigh, Kaili, Kaylei, Keylee, Kalie, Kaylea, Keyli, Calie, Cailee, Kalee, Caylie, Caileigh, Kaeli, Kalei, Kailea, Kaeleigh, Caylie, Kaelee, Caley, Kailie , Kaeley, Kailei, Keiley, Keilly, Kaely, Keyleigh, Keilee, Keili, Calee,, Kaelie, Cayley, Kayly, Keileigh, Keylie, Keyly, Kayelee, Kaile, Caeli, Kayliegh, Caeley, Kaliegh, Caylei, Klea, Khaylee, Kleigh, Caeleigh, Kayliee, Khailee, Khailey, Cayli, Cailie, Keyle, Keylli, Kayeleigh, Kaelly, Caelie, Caliegh, Caelee, Keylly, Caily, Kailly, Keighley

 

I hooked up with a Caley, a Kaylee, and a Cayley in a previous life. 

[South Austin 51,632]

Wescott Eberts is simply a terrible name.

[baboso 6,037]

47 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

They've taken down his Baylor bio, but Kendal Briles's kids have some amazing names. (They are not in his UH bio.)

Wiki says they are named Kinley and Jaytn.

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

33 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, Kayley, Caleigh, Keily, Cayleigh, Kayli, Cailey, Kaily, Kayle, Kaileigh, Kaili, Kaylei, Keylee, Kalie, Kaylea, Keyli, Calie, Cailee, Kalee, Caylie, Caileigh, Kaeli, Kalei, Kailea, Kaeleigh, Caylie, Kaelee, Caley, Kailie , Kaeley, Kailei, Keiley, Keilly, Kaely, Keyleigh, Keilee, Keili, Calee,, Kaelie, Cayley, Kayly, Keileigh, Keylie, Keyly, Kayelee, Kaile, Caeli, Kayliegh, Caeley, Kaliegh, Caylei, Klea, Khaylee, Kleigh, Caeleigh, Kayliee, Khailee, Khailey, Cayli, Cailie, Keyle, Keylli, Kayeleigh, Kaelly, Caelie, Caliegh, Caelee, Keylly, Caily, Kailly, Keighley

 

Lol. All that, and in Irish, it's supposed to be Ceilidh. 100 strikes and you're out. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

22 minutes ago, baboso said:

Wiki says they are named Kinley and Jaytn.

There's one more with a name as bad as Jaytn. 

 

[Underdog 28,219]

Moon Unit and Dweezil. 

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39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wescott Eberts is simply a terrible name.

Better have a top hat, monocle and fobwatch.

[po elvis 2,070]

cultural appropriation

[Jiggy-Z 3,422]

Was down in New Orleans last year and we stayed in an Air B & B in the lower 9th ward.  Nice place with a very diverse neighborhood.

Anyway...the kids got into a pick up street football game with some of the locals.  Good times..one of the local boy's name was French Fry...he was quite a character.  His brother's name was Joe, so not sure what happened there.

[HenryJames 65,525]

1 hour ago, midtown said:

Sounds like the starting 7 for the northeast girls soccer team my daughters team just skunked.

Your daughters Midtownica and Mydtowne?

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I knew some kids named Soda Pop and Pony Boy.

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

I tried to name my son 'Arrow'. I lost that battle, and I'm only white on the inside.

[Prepuce of Doom 20,905]

I would have named my son Jack Burton [Doom] if Mrs. Doom would have allowed it. 

Edited August 15, 2018 by Prepuce of Doom
It's all in the reflexes.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,720]

Wife's cousin named her daughter Ada May.  Terrible for her future.  

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Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, Kayley, Caleigh, Keily, Cayleigh, Kayli, Cailey, Kaily, Kayle, Kaileigh, Kaili, Kaylei, Keylee, Kalie, Kaylea, Keyli, Calie, Cailee, Kalee, Caylie, Caileigh, Kaeli, Kalei, Kailea, Kaeleigh, Caylie, Kaelee, Caley, Kailie , Kaeley, Kailei, Keiley, Keilly, Kaely, Keyleigh, Keilee, Keili, Calee,, Kaelie, Cayley, Kayly, Keileigh, Keylie, Keyly, Kayelee, Kaile, Caeli, Kayliegh, Caeley, Kaliegh, Caylei, Klea, Khaylee, Kleigh, Caeleigh, Kayliee, Khailee, Khailey, Cayli, Cailie, Keyle, Keylli, Kayeleigh, Kaelly, Caelie, Caliegh, Caelee, Keylly, Caily, Kailly, Keighley
 

I know of a K’Lee, and it’s like a 20 year old person, not a baby.

Also know of a Madysyn, McCrae, Cash, and Beckett.

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39 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Wife's cousin named her daughter Ada May.  Terrible for her future.  

My grandmother’s name is Ida Mae.

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27 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My grandmother’s name is Ida Mae.

Dad's oldest sister was Etta Mae. She was cool.

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26 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My grandmother’s name is Ida Mae.

Mother in law is bettie Mae,   Cousin was named Betty Lou,  I still like Cindy Loo Who as a girls name

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2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Yeah, this is in Utah, but names in the exurbs of big Texas cities are just as bad.

 

Preslee. Madolin. Kolten. Atylee. Mekeli. Paityn. Kyson. Taeber. Saydee. Makinlee. Haleigh. Braylin. Syrie. Madisyn. Kirtlyn. Madysen. Aeryn. Taiten. Taycie. Gambit. Aroarin. Braxton. Macady. Maycee. Jaxon. Ryker. Jaxon. Jr. Laycee. Taeton. 

Some likely Mormon family named their kid Eros....WTF. 

 

 

So, you know only half the horror comes from the spellings?

For full Sanity Check, you need to hear the mom sing-songing it with full vocal-fry, and some huffiness thrown in. "MadoLINNN, JaXONNNN, gat. in. the. CARRRRR.... i'm going to count? to 75? omg one, whateverrrrr, two. thurREE."

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22 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Mother in law is bettie Mae,   Cousin was named Betty Lou,  I still like Cindy Loo Who as a girls name

Ruby.

[Shoxthemonkey 1,972]

Letha Enid. What do we win?

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

Each other

[Newdoc 3,421]

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Know several who have a Ranger.  

That's a name for a Labrador Retriever - golden, or maybe an Australian Cattle dog. 

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Wescott Eberts is simply a terrible name.

Better have a top hat, monocle and fobwatch.

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

Also is ThunderCougarFalconBird taken?

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25 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

That's a name for a Labrador Retriever - golden, or maybe an Australian Cattle dog. 

"Did you ever hear so many dog's names

tagged on to children?"

[Sandman 3,399]

Here's some I've seen recently. These are adults, BTW.

Luretha, Blayr, Kaesi, Princess, Honey.

People are dumb.

[Art Vandelay 1,705]

I know a guy who named his kid Seven.

Edited August 15, 2018 by Art Vandelay

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Had a black kid on our school bus route named peacemaker.

He was the total opposite

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46 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Ruby.

Don't take your love to town.

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1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I knew some kids named Soda Pop and Pony Boy.

NO you didn't...you're a goddamn Soc/Soesch! 

I wonder how many fucking idiots in Ohio & Florida named their sons Urban over the last few years.  Gonna be a tough pill to swallow a few years from now  

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26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

NO you didn't...you're a goddamn Soc/Soesch! 

I wonder how many fucking idiots in Ohio & Florida named their sons Urban over the last few years.  Gonna be a tough pill to swallow a few years from now  

Are you sure those kids aren't named after any of the VIII Pope Urbans, or maybe former Yankee great Urban Shocker?

 

(Which is a great name given the new context of Shocker.)

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,720]

My grandmother’s name is Ida Mae.

Which is my point. Older generations name was commonplace. Now? Not so much.

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29 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Which is my point. Older generations name was commonplace. Now? Not so much.

Just make sure she goes to the beauty parlor every other Friday for her perm.

[GotThatFire 166]

My wife (hispanic) loves all these white ass names. Put the foot down on this shit

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,720]

I’ll throw in my Dad’s name.
Estil Lloyd

He was a Junior and hated it.

[DaysOff 7,683]

Ima Hogg, Ura Hogg

This name game is nothing new. In fact the 19th century in the US was a strong name era.