CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York

[Brian Fantana 6856]

1 minute ago, taco said:

I hope it's just a rick roll

[Fondren & Main 6868]

1 minute ago, SeattleHorn said:

Here's the key part of the video, if you don't watch until the end:

Dec 11th also.  2 days we gotta wait for this prick.

[Gatorubet 30620]

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Valedictorian of a $37k/yr prep school... BS and MS from Penn... damn... going to be interesting story

It appears the young man had the means to afford range time.  

And yet, hostel girl asking him to ‘pull down his mask’ is undefeated.  

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10761]

Guy looks just like the pictures circulated. For someone who wasn't some old recluse, how does his family, friends, social circles not immediately recognize him??

[SimonBolivar 11013]

43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Y'all fuckers skipping over Popeye's deserve the hell you are surely condemned to.

And by the way, if your execution is postponed until Popeyes gets your order right....you just became immortal.

It's a last meal. No way I want something like Popeye's that shows how wonderful the world can be. I'll take a really shitty McD meal to be like, "Yeah I'm ok with dying."

[mininghorn88 2330]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guy looks just like the pictures circulated. For someone who wasn't some old recluse, how does his family, friends, social circles not immediately recognize him??

Who is to say that they did not know who he was and just did not know where he was and did not want to tip their hand. The news people were incredulous too that he was “already” known.

[Bevo 13816]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guy looks just like the pictures circulated. For someone who wasn't some old recluse, how does his family, friends, social circles not immediately recognize him??

 

I didn't recognize him from the pictures y'all posted, but I am terrible at that stuff. 

[Iceman 2954]

13 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Valedictorian of a $37k/yr prep school... BS and MS from Penn... damn... going to be interesting story

[Pato del Muerto 53318]

42 minutes ago, Iceman said:

So we know the who...maybe.

What was the fucking why?

Tired of his brother always getting top billing, finally snapped. 

[Texas Flood 1381]

14 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Through a combination of star fuckers and jail junkies this guy will have a steady stream of conjugal visits lined up, lol.

[Covri 6363]

31 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I guess I missed our large Italian population here.  Why is it nearly impossible to find good Italian food in these parts?

It’s a bunch of Albanians and Greeks running those places in Texas, not Italians.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3489]

NSIAP:
 

 

[HouTex 1912]

18 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guy looks just like the pictures circulated. For someone who wasn't some old recluse, how does his family, friends, social circles not immediately recognize him??

This.  Although they may have identified him and we just don't know.  The guy went to the Maryland equivalent of St. Mark's/St. John's/Kinkaid and was the valedictorian.  Then he went to Penn.  Hard to imagine those kids didn't recognize him, but a McDonald's employee identifies him in one visit.

[HornOnTheBayou 9056]

47 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Would have been picked up immediately at Popeyes, cops were already there breaking up a fight between the general manager, the GM's cousin, and 3 guests. Note: 2 guests were on the side of the GM.

I completely disagree. If you tell the lady behind the counter at Popeyes that the cops are after you, she'll let you hide in the back and bring you some iced tea. Now, if you ask for a three-piece spicy with red beans and rice while you hide, she'll give you some attitude and come back with a two-piece mild and fries. But you win some, you lose some. 

[Sawbonz 28067]

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I can fix him 

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I appreciate that our gay surlyites are just as sketchy and predictable as our straight surlyites.  Well done.

Strident homosexuals 

[workswithseed 2201]

42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The real good news here is that, thank God that global treasure Eugene Levy always wears distinctive glasses, otherwise, he might have been the subject of a brutal law enforcement takedown.

You can hear it now..... "Make WOPs great again"

We are failing. 

He should had gotten a WOPper. He'd never gotten caught.

 

[ClubWhatever 12274]

There's wasting your life, and then there's what this guy did.  Not sure I've ever seen more thrown away for such blatant stupidity.  Too bad the Unabomb died.  He could have filled his jailed existence swapping brilliant, insightful letters with his hero.

[Ted Lange 16332]

56 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Bro what

99% chance that is fake.

[OU Sucks 9324]

So his family's company also treats patients like crap...

[shakahorn 1655]

How does a silver spooner like this even know what a hostel is?

[Brian Fantana 6856]

26 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

99% chance that is fake.

Probably but it's going to be entertaining I think

Or just a huge troll, which would be funny

[ChickenSandwich 9918]

12 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

How does a silver spooner like this even know what a hostel is?

 Vacations to Europe. 
 

And the rampant anti-capitalist getting busted at McDonalds is a nice little treat to the story

Edited December 9 by ChickenSandwich

[Beau Vine 55784]

38 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

99% chance that is fake.

Too low

[Bullneck 19453]

 

 

[Anastasis 23697]

This gonna get interesting. Traumatic back injury, (failed?) back surgery, mix in pain meds (speculation), some bedtime Ted K. reading, hallucinogens (based on his posts). 

[Murfdogg21 4546]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

This gonna get interesting. Traumatic back injury, (failed?) back surgery, mix in pain meds (speculation), some bedtime Ted K. reading, hallucinogens (based on his posts). 

and chooses to flee by riding a Greyhound to McDonalds...sounds like grounds for an insanity plea.

[Brisketexan 106559]

8 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

and chooses to flee by riding a Greyhound to McDonalds

Maybe he just wanted inspiration to write a hit country song?

[Hagbard Celine 11152]

38 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

So his family's company also treats patients like crap...

as with all other wars on citizens in this country, we have a governmental and societal construct designed to torture and abuse the entire ecosystem of patients, providers and the employees in the nursing and assisted care economy

i dealt with it up close every day for 9 months

and with this industry, there is no vc/pe or investors taking rent, it's just simply not funded at all

any level of care above "24-hour nurse on call" in a retirement facility is staffed with minimum wage immigrants with nursing certs from their home countries

the system has one designed outcome: you die without needing them - anything else is going to suck unless you have fuck-you money to hire your own staff

amerika

[DigDug 1733]

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Maybe he wanted a Happy Meal and they required him to be under a certain age?  Or, more likely, NY Post completely made that up, like they tend to do.

Oh, that dude gay

[0xdeadbeef 1695]

9 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

and chooses to flee by riding a Greyhound to McDonalds...sounds like grounds for an insanity plea.

The shooting was 5 days ago.  He was at the bus terminal by 8am after the shooting.  What the hell has he been doing?   

I would love for it to turn out that he has been riding Greyhound Busses this whole time?  Buy a ticket somewhere, get off and just turn around and buy another ticket someplace else with a different ID.  He's a computer guy, maybe he thought it would work like The Onion Router (TOR).

Or maybe he was thinking that "They can't catch me if I don't know where I'm going."

 

Also, he's probably the first Ivy leaguer to ride Greyhound in a decade. 

[Blotto 23973]

14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

as with all other wars on citizens in this country, we have a governmental and societal construct designed to torture and abuse the entire ecosystem of patients, providers and the employees in the nursing and assisted care economy

i dealt with it up close every day for 9 months

and with this industry, there is no vc/pe or investors taking rent, it's just simply not funded at all

any level of care above "24-hour nurse on call" in a retirement facility is staffed with minimum wage immigrants with nursing certs from their home countries

the system has one designed outcome: you die without needing them - anything else is going to suck unless you have fuck-you money to hire your own staff

amerika

My mom was in a memory care facility that was top notch. The top dog there was an incredibly caring person, and I had multiple conversations with her as my mom's health deteriated that the she initiated, because she cared. I didn't meet a single staff member in many visits that wasn't great as well. The downside is that place basically consumed the entirety of my mom's long term care benefits in 1.5 years because it was expensive as fuck. But the nature of her condition as it turned out meant that was about all we needed.

I have no idea how much a place like that will cost should I ever find myself in a similar scenario, but hopefully I'll have the wherewithal to jump off a cliff before they consume all my savings. It's just incredible how much that standard of care costs.

[pantone159 727]

5 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

The shooting was 5 days ago.  He was at the bus terminal by 8am after the shooting.  What the hell has he been doing?  

That's what I don't get. He obviously had a thought out plan to get out of town, and probably was on a bus heading out of state by noon. If they caught him in central PA that evening, ok, but after 5 days he should have been A) Well further along to disappearing, and B) Done with the (non-Mexican) buses. By today, anybody trying to be incognito on a bus was going to really really stick out as suspicious.

 

[Incredulity 11852]

38 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

and chooses to flee by riding a Greyhound to McDonalds...sounds like grounds for an insanity plea.

I still say bussing between Atlanta and New York is the craziest thing about this whole situation.

[tx 3 putt 78440]

58 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

if he ever makes bail, they’ll need crowd control because there’s going to be a sea of pussy waiting for him

 

[crash_davis 23462]

Goodreads reviews

[Gatorubet 30620]

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

So we know the who...maybe.

What was the fucking why?

Leopold and Loeb taught us that sometimes the “why?” doesn’t make any fucking sense at all.  It also taught us that sometimes really rich, spoiled, intelligent males who see themselves as superior beings can do some really stupid shit.

[yoladu 4187]

4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I can fix him 

He must eat the salads at McDonald’s. 

[Beau Vine 55784]

I'd say there's a not-insignificant chance that because of his impressive schooling and good looks, his actions fire up a small tiktok-fueled social movement that will quickly die out once Taylor Swift and Kelce announce that she's pregnant.

[DixonHur 11931]

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Italians are about to go back to being POC

[Nice Guy Eddie 13687]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

So his family's company also treats patients like crap...

Someone posts about their mother’s inhumane stay at an assisted living facility for 3 years. Good job helping mom Justin.

[Js1 86883]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Through a combination of star fuckers and jail junkies this guy will have a steady stream of conjugal visits lined up, lol.

So do I gotta make a reservation or is it first cum, first served 

[tx 3 putt 78440]

[HenryJames 67099]

19 minutes ago, yoladu said:

He must eat the salads at McDonald’s. 

*salets

[Ted Lange 16332]

Just an FYI on any posts you see shared about the shooter

[Pato del Muerto 53318]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe he just wanted inspiration to write a hit country song?

If his destination was Shreveport, that song has already been written. 

Edited December 10 by Pato del Muerto

[HouTex 1912]

Well done briefing by the PA governor. 

[ChickenSandwich 9918]

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Just an FYI on any posts you see shared about the shooter

IDK. Finding his footprint from 7 months ago and beyond would seem to be very fucking relevant. 
 

The 26 year old Penn grad didn’t just start the internet 6 months ago. 

[CTC2 2858]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

My mom was in a memory care facility that was top notch. The top dog there was an incredibly caring person, and I had multiple conversations with her as my mom's health deteriated that the she initiated, because she cared. I didn't meet a single staff member in many visits that wasn't great as well. The downside is that place basically consumed the entirety of my mom's long term care benefits in 1.5 years because it was expensive as fuck. But the nature of her condition as it turned out meant that was about all we needed.

I have no idea how much a place like that will cost should I ever find myself in a similar scenario, but hopefully I'll have the wherewithal to jump off a cliff before they consume all my savings. It's just incredible how much that standard of care costs.

Same story with regards to my mother except half a million deposit (90% refundable upon exit) and $11.000 per month didn’t get much.  Walked in on her on the floor of her room four or five times, toilet backed up twice and shit everywhere a couple of times. She ended up passing from an antibiotic resistant bacteria.  Don’t even think about anything going wrong on weekends because generally no one knows shit or gives one. 
This was supposed to be the “best” place in Austin. 
I figured out that I will never go to one of these fancy independent living facilities. It looks appealing but once you get in they are on a hair trigger to move you to assisted living because that’s where they make real money. 
After the boomers cycle through these places there will be a glut of open beds for us X’ers who are much smaller in numbers. 

Edited December 10 by CTC2

[tomahawk dunk 354]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe he just wanted inspiration to write a hit country song?

Definitely a Dickie Betts fan.

[pops 7111]

How did he do everything so well and only make it to fucking Altoona?  He should have been in winnemuca by now. Crazy. 

I would have 100% been in the high desert of Nevada or California or Utah at this point. It isn't Alaska, but it's close. No one out there would have said a fucking word. 

Edited December 10 by pops