Okay look Brennan - here's the thing:

[ztejas 44223]

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer. 

[Baboontyme 2882]

[RPM 26614]

[ztejas 44223]

[Post Oak 20555]

 

[South Austin 53220]

Listen gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story, and possibly the evening.

[RPM 26614]

[BigDHornfan 6630]

Are Bonita fish big?

[Rex Kramer 1535]

12 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Are Bonita fish big?

[bschoolprof 6340]

why are you so sweaty?  

I was watching COPS.  

[mdleast 8521]

It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.

[Rex Kramer 1535]

[4th&Five 41981]

You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother.

[Rex Kramer 1535]

[bschoolprof 6340]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.

[CurlyDumps 4650]

Hey I never asked you, do you like guacamole?

[Sbbruin 22142]

It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and we were blazing that shit up every day!

[Incredulity 11874]

Look, Mr. Gardocki, jυst leave me alone, will yoυ?

[South Austin 53220]

Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?

What?

If you lick my butthole.

[MissingInAction 25553]

[South Austin 53220]

Occasionally when one of my law partners who loves this movie see me in the office and asks how's it going, I say--

Edited December 6 by South Austin

[David Dennison 19514]

[Rex Kramer 1535]

3 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.

[Bevo&Pevo 5515]

[Baboontyme 2882]

Alice I like making sex with you. I do. But you're married. It's over. 

[hobbes2702 13435]

John Bonham’s playing moby dick for real 

[Stringer 1487]

My 5 year old spends about 20% of his day as a dinosaur and I always think about Doback’s speech at the end.