The Huckster in Chief - aka you can own a piece of Trumpicana

[Wally Fairway 5674]

I am not talking about his hotels Trump Hotels or his golf courses Trump Golf, or the resorts, or Mir-a-Lago

But what I'm really talking about is what I've started to hear about on radio ads.

You know that people who go to see him, will want to impress by wearing this gear. I, personally, am waiting for the updated mini Mt Rushmore statue that includes Trump as the 5th head.

Trump sneakers - Trump Sneakers - Official President Donald Trump Footwear

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Trump watches Trump Watches

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These are the Tourbillion Collection - $100,000 each, and I included the header because there are many more choices in watches

and of course all the other "regular" stuff that all of our Presidents have been sellingTrumpstore.com | The Official Retail Website of the Trump Organization

 

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[C-Man 27777]

3 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I am not talking about his hotels Trump Hotels or his golf courses Trump Golf, or the resorts, or Mir-a-Lago

But what I'm really talking about is what I've started to hear about on radio ads.

You know that people who go to see him, will want to impress by wearing this gear. I, personally, am waiting for the updated mini Mt Rushmore statue that includes Trump as the 5th head.

Trump sneakers - Trump Sneakers - Official President Donald Trump Footwear

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Trump watches Trump Watches

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These are the Tourbillion Collection - $100,000 each, and I included the header because there are many more choices in watches

 

and of course all the other "regular" stuff that all of our Presidents have been sellingTrumpstore.com | The Official Retail Website of the Trump Organization

 

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All good world leaders have online merch stores.

[Wally Fairway 5674]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

All good greatest most popular and powerful world leaders have online merch stores.

FIFY

[InkaUtexas 26860]

Just wait for the novelty misshapen dildos. All the MAGA womenz will want one.

[Satchel 6982]

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just wait for the novelty misshapen dildos. All the MAGA womenz will want one.

Or the bobble head that simulates giving head. That’s gonna be the big seller.

[InkaUtexas 26860]

4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Or the bobble head that simulates giving head. That’s gonna be the big seller.

Ok, we need to make those. Profit goes to Burnt Ends.

[workswithseed 2204]

Great thread title. Really should be a vote on best thread title and winner of the creator gets a muledick sticker or something. 

[TexLonghorn 5737]

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

16 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Does one of them say, “Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?”

 

[Wally Fairway 5674]

But wait... There's more, he must have top people working on this, to bring you what you really want but didn't know you needed

https://gettrumpfragrances.com/

[Longhorn_Fan68 34102]

bet it smells cheap and awful. probably repackaged drakkar noir.

[RomaVicta 30556]

It's the United States of the NFL

Your team won! Buy the gear! You're a winner, too!

From the NYT:

 

[RDCanecutter 26871]

I have a 1 oz silver Trumpcoin somewhere that I was saving to give to @MaybeACoordinator just to watch him hoot and holler.

[workswithseed 2204]

18 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have a 1 oz silver Trumpcoin somewhere that I was saving to give to @MaybeACoordinator just to watch him hoot and holler.

Give Ceasar what is Ceasar's.

[RDCanecutter 26871]

3 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Give Ceasar what is Ceasar's.

That's why it's staying with me.

Didn't pay 40-50 bucks for it either. Snagged it for about 2 bucks over melt way back in low price days. Cuz I'm a Goblin.

[Wally Fairway 5674]

15 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

But wait... There's more, he must have top people working on this, to bring you what you really want but didn't know you needed

https://gettrumpfragrances.com/

ad posted after the reopening of Notre Dame

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

10 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Give Ceasar what is Ceasar's.

It’s spelled “Caesar” you ignorant, semi-literate dumbfuck.

[workswithseed 2204]

43 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s spelled “Caesar” you ignorant, semi-literate dumbfuck.

[Nivek 17405]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s spelled “Caesar” you ignorant, semi-literate dumbfuck.

czar is more accurate, considering his puppet master.

[workswithseed 2204]

5 hours ago, Nivek said:

czar is more accurate, considering his puppet master.

And who is that? 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34102]

[Wally Fairway 5674]

a) putin
x) elmo

[Wally Fairway 5674]

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[Bozo_Casanova 26841]

On 12/8/2024 at 3:11 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

bet it smells cheap and awful. probably repackaged drakkar noir.

You sound like you don’t pull. Drakkar Noir is catnip, my dude. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34102]

15 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You sound like you don’t pull. Drakkar Noir is catnip, my dude. 

well yeah, 14yo me agrees with you. I just don't wear cologne much anymore