Game Thread 2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Michael Kern currently has the leg strength of Colt McCoy when he used to pooch punt. 

Does Danny White have any eligibility left?

[crony 377]

They wouldve flagged the fuck out of us for that QB hit on Ewers.

[4th&Five 41900]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

We need a spark….wonder what we could do to find one. 

Block someone?

[Auto Driller 2563]

Outside zone needs to be permanently banished from Sark’s play sheet against talented defenses.

[F250 29170]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Kirby whines every play

He's a cunt.

[Macanudo 13249]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I was told earlier that was roughing the passer.

Herbie and Fowler are turning into Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist when it comes to sucking SEC dicks.

[Steelers Roll Left 1280]

The spark needs to come from the defense

[OU Sucks 9325]

Just now, ztejas said:

Kern couldn't punt 50 yards on an empty field.

He can if he's 49 yards from their endzone.

[McCroskey 1510]

Long way to go guys. Keep it cool.

[dcar00 14897]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm fairness, we just graduated in June 

 Maybe you were being literal and my brain is going full dumbass. Probably the latter

 

OK I meant AVERAGE high school level punter.

[Horn Dogg 4277]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

We need a spark….wonder what we could do to find one. 

Knock the fuck out of that QB

[workswithseed 2201]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

We need a spark….wonder what we could do to find one. 

Shooting the reffs for not calling penalties on GA

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Just now, crony said:

They wouldve flagged the fuck out of us for that QB hit on Ewers.

In this game, 100% unfortunately.

[Rickylovesweed 15305]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Neggggggg meeeeee

I legit don't know why you watch these games.

To be this miserable is actually insane. 

[Nivek 17329]

Why even bother playing? Just have the defense not move. And the offense not snap the ball for the remainder of the time. This is completely fucking rigged.

[Vic Mackey 47840]

You can feel they have all the momentum with their god damn backup
 
We need an earth shattering sack to get mo back

They will just call roughing the passer or offsides if we do

[UTEE97 3890]

The run game is not looking so great when you have UGA's DLine. The second half script from the last two games is not going to work. 

[Macanudo 13249]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

The spark needs to come from the defense

knock this backup fucker out too.

[Thatguy 9279]

17 minutes ago, F250 said:

I have kids in college and one in middle school and those Dr Pepper kids looked more middle school than college. But I admit I am pretty old.

 

I too am also old. I get called sir and unk a lot. Lol. Everyone looks like kids to me.

Edited December 7 by Thatguy

[UTexasFight 9787]

At least he’s consistent…

both punts 39 yards

[NAVY 6910]

Texas is still in this. The reffs fucking suck 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3892]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Missed roughing the passer

Oh they didn't miss it. No intention of calling it. Payback for water bottles? 

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

I don’t see how this offense is gonna get in the end zone. It’s just running full speed in quick sand 

[pops 7117]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Does Danny White have any eligibility left?

His team already won today

[hookem48 4808]

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

Sark called ballgame with that cowardly 2nd & 13 run. You are averaging 9 yards a dropback and doing diddly-fuck on the ground, bozo.

I thought we were screaming to run the ball. I can't keep up.

[sith_horn 2486]

6 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Bunch of D coordinators up in here, I see. 

Excuse me sir, but not only have I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before, I also have many boxes of Cracker Jacks under my belt ...

[Funk Doctor Spock 13118]

Just now, TexArcher said:

That roughing was like 4 levels worse than what they called on us earlier.

This is fucking asinine.

It's beyond head scratching at how anyone with eyes can't see a fix is in. This is absurd

 

[HuntinHorn 996]

Jake Majors might as well be out there with a red cape

[Huckleberry 34403]

2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Sark called ballgame with that cowardly 2nd & 13 run. You are averaging 9 yards a dropback and doing diddly-fuck on the ground, bozo.

The sideways run made it worse. 2nd and long you can pop runs up the middle sometimes. 

[Firemans4Horn 18496]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

You were being a whiny bitch since kickoff

Drew’s been a whiny bitch since birth. Too bad the rain didn’t knock out the tv reception in his trailer. 

[Dark Horse 2407]

Is Ratliff dead?

[Newdoc 3508]

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Our punter sucks. 

[Hank_Hill 19701]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I legit don't know why you watch these games.

To be this miserable is actually insane. 

Think he’s just an Aggie weirdo tbh

[Bodowned 854]

16 runs for 38 yards for our RBs and we averaged less than 2 YPC in the first matchup. Stop running the ball. Your interior guys are getting their asses whipped.

[Rickylovesweed 15305]

Get pressure and force a turnover. 

[dcar00 14897]

Just now, TexArcher said:

That roughing was like 4 levels worse than what they called on us earlier.

This is fucking asinine.

it's rig job to protect Ga's seed.  Bonus is Texas doesn't win SEC.

[Drew 2833]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

You were being a whiny bitch since kickoff

The fuck I was. But cool.  Guess I was wrong with them scoring a total of 6 god damn points in the first half. 
 

maybe you clowns should wake the fuck up and realize this team has issues. Especially offensively. Sark. qb. Penalties. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13118]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

OK I meant AVERAGE high school level punter.

Gotcha lol. 

[Bevoette 1488]

I'm about ready to cunt punch these fucking officials! That was a roughing the passer 100% 

[Nivek 17329]

Know what?  Texas will take your no-calls and bs calls and win anyway.  

Fuck that. Start spearing the officials.

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Defense will come through here with a turnover or big sack.

Let's go!

[mrhorn 1429]

Make it happen

[sith_horn 2486]

Mukuba!

[F250 29170]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

God dn., we are a penalty machine. By the end of the game we'll have 15-265

Only because these penalties are being called with prejudice.

[AUS-97HORN 11990]

so holding our DL arm isnt holding???

[gofuckyourself 8939]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I legit don't know why you watch these games.

To be this miserable is actually insane. 

Not just being miserable but spreading it joyfully like syphilis.

[Newdoc 3508]

Just now, hookem48 said:

I thought we were screaming to run the ball. I can't keep up.

Run up the field. With blocking.

[Kel Varnsen 8682]

Push in the back?

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

Damn makuba wow

[Rickylovesweed 15305]

Big loss and they missed 2 blocks in the back. These refs fucking suck.