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Posted
1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Current MGM odds for UNC to win national championship next year: +12500

My odds for this woman eventually killing Bill Belichick after Bill amends his will : +475 

 

 

FIFY

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Posted
11 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Hadn't been paying attention closely, but they met in 2021, before she even hit 21? Holy sugar daddy, Bill. That arrangement is well off the rails, and I, for one, cannot wait to watch UNC's upcoming football season unfold. 

Yes, and they were under the radar for a few years, evidently.  That's another tell.

Also, I just thought of this.  They said they met on a plane in 2021 when he started chatting her up.  Weren't we all still wearing masks on planes in 2021?

Posted
46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if she's smart, she'll get knocked up and secure that lifetime check. i'm guessing he's the smart one here and got snipped 

Or he's going Isiah Bond on dat ass.

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Posted
19 hours ago, immamac said:

why wouldn't someone cc her? I think it's just like her being an assistant or partner I assume he talks through shit with her at home and context is good. I'm not saying it's for everyone, but it's not that hard to understand what's going on here and I don't think it means she's a succubus piece of shit human. Stop being such a woman hater. 

Of course it’s not that hard to understand what’s going on here.  He has something she wants, money and fame, and she has something he wants, youth and a pussy.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Of course it’s not that hard to understand what’s going on here.  He has something she wants, money and fame, and she has something he wants, youth and a pussy.

I don't think he wants a pussy, he just wants pussy

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Yes, and they were under the radar for a few years, evidently.  That's another tell.

Also, I just thought of this.  They said they met on a plane in 2021 when he started chatting her up.  Weren't we all still wearing masks on planes in 2021?

Not if first class you poor fool. Better question, what was she doing in first class? "studying"? 

Posted
8 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Of course it’s not that hard to understand what’s going on here.  He has something she wants, money and fame, and she has something he wants, youth and a pussy.

And also a personal assistant/caretaker, which is where the real money is for her.

Posted
2 minutes ago, HuttNuts said:

Not if first class you poor fool. Better question, what was she doing in first class? "studying"? 

Seems to me that you don’t land whales by hanging around a target food court. You go to where you know they are, you put out the for sale sign, you advertise your wares. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Shit.  I been wasting my time buying broads 9.00 sangrias at Olive Garden 

Yeah man. While she’s waiting on her hot dog and large Diet Coke, you can scoot over and buy a box of rubbers and a $6 bottle of rosé. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah man. While she’s waiting on her hot dog and large Diet Coke, you can scoot over and buy a box of rubbers and a $6 bottle of rosé. 

 

good lord, $47 ??????

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$6 at costco 

Posted
57 minutes ago, HuttNuts said:

Not if first class you poor fool. Better question, what was she doing in first class? "studying"? 

That's also where the story falls apart.  I'm assuming he's in first so he boarded before her yet he saw her "reading a book" and commented on it through his covid era mask on a plane in 2021?  I call horse shit.

Posted
1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

That's also where the story falls apart.  I'm assuming he's in first so he boarded before her yet he saw her "reading a book" and commented on it through his covid era mask on a plane in 2021?  I call horse shit.

Listen, man, "Hey, do you want to meet Tom Brady?" is one hell of a pickup line.

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

if she's smart, she'll get knocked up and secure that lifetime check. i'm guessing he's the smart one here and got snipped 

 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Or get married and written into the will.

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

common law gets her a piece of the pie 

Gotta believe there'd be a prenup, no matter how pussy whipped, his money guys and/or lawyers would probably lock him in their office until he agreed. Probably not "you must truly love me" type prenup that leave very little, but far less than half, maybe $10M if you hang around until I die, or maybe even 15% of the estate. 

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Posted
17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

 

 

Gotta believe there'd be a prenup, no matter how pussy whipped, his money guys and/or lawyers would probably lock him in their office until he agreed. Probably not "you must truly love me" type prenup that leave very little, but far less than half, maybe $10M if you hang around until I die, or maybe even 15% of the estate. 

 

before or after her 24 yo ex college cheerleader ass is in his face ?

 

Posted
47 minutes ago, 'stache said:

 

 

Gotta believe there'd be a prenup, no matter how pussy whipped, his money guys and/or lawyers would probably lock him in their office until he agreed. Probably not "you must truly love me" type prenup that leave very little, but far less than half, maybe $10M if you hang around until I die, or maybe even 15% of the estate. 

She could also press for more money stair stepped into the marriage.  If she's going to be his old man nurse until his death bed, damn right she'd deserve something.  

Looked it up and he has two kids.  Sorry guys.  Beware of the interloper.

Posted

Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson take a selfie while seated on a flight

They clearly photoshopped this since the other people are wearing masks and they're not!

I've had two relationships that started after randomly being seated next to one another on a plane and I'm not a rich celebrity. If you can't imagine a hot piece of ass having a captive older man next to her for three hours couldn't possibly flirt her way into his life without being an escort, you haven't lived enough.   

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Posted
19 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

This hits close to home. I have huge age gap with girlfriend not at his level , but 26 years. Everyone around me co-workers and family are suspicious of her intentions. I run a company and she has alienated staff showing up giving unsolicited opinions. Maybe I shouldn’t have told her I do M&A and run a sub 4.4 40 at Surly outings?

What lass wouldn't be impressed by 4 sharts in under 40 minutes. Bravo. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Belichick is literally the poster child whale.  Wealthy, older but still active, smart, good personality, etc.  

 

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