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I bet they knew each other before the flight. They set the flight up (with ajoining seats) to give them a "story" on how they met. I bet BB flies first class. What's she doing there while a student. 
Seems like BB and I are kindred spirits when it comes to the ladies and their needs.

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13 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'd let her write all my fucking emails too. 

It would probably look like this:

Dear Surly Members I now own this website and I regret to inform you tragically immamac inexplicably disappeared last night while we were skinny dipping in the Gulf of America last evening. No foul play is suspected according to the Sheriff’s department I spent last night with. I repeat no foul play is suspected. It may seem insensitive, given the timing of his tragic demise, but I must inform you immamacs last words were “ make Surly a subscription only website”.  In honor of his last wishes Surly will charge tree fiddy a year. I have also established a go fund me with a goal of 10,000,000 to help pay my minimal expenses during this period of grief. Your failure to honor these requests will mark you as a 2 percenter! 

Also, if you have a net worth over $50mm please DM me regarding business opportunities with the new Surly soon to be renamed.

Hook’em 

Jordan

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