What the fuck is this place?

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

I leave for about 5 years and all of the sudden there is a surlyhorns.com?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

didnt even notice you were gone

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

You didnt have to.  But I can see this place is as full of fuckery as the last one once was.

Edited August 16, 2018 by JoseMedinaDeJesus

[LongestHorn 759]

Early parole?

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

Moved to Florida because of work.  Was pretty home sick and it turned me into a massive asshole for the first two years. I changed my routine to help with that.  Shaggy was part of the routine.  I am long over it and it looks like the shag is having a new beginning. Why not give it another shot.  You guys gave me more than my fair share of laughs back then.

[Lhorn 4967]

Welcome home asshole

[That Guy 960]

Fuck yeah, Jose! Hey, important question, does your wife still have ginormous boobs?

[markstanco 12625]

Do they sometimes shrink?

[luke duke 6414]

50 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Fuck yeah, Jose! Hey, important question, does your wife still have ginormous boobs?

I've got a picture of them somewhere.

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

T_G whats going on man?  How have you been?  Yeah they are still big.

Edited August 16, 2018 by JoseMedinaDeJesus
Cause dipshit user

[markstanco 12625]

Edited August 16, 2018 by markstanco

[G650 14278]

You know the rules man.

[Vic Mackey 47158]

9 hours ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

I leave for about 5 years and all of the sudden there is a surlyhorns.com?

Didn't you start the 'newb faget killing spree' thread on Shaggy? I think it was right around the time of all the Mack Brown/Nick Saban hoopla at the end of 2013.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Welcome back Jose, now why don't you get me a fresh beer......

 

 

[mdmost 43055]

Shaggy's still there. Sadly, it's a scat site. 

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Didn't you start the 'newb faget killing spree' thread on Shaggy? I think it was right around the time of all the Mack Brown/Nick Saban hoopla at the end of 2013.

Yes, yes i did.  Do you need one here?  I suspect now more than ever.

[Armybrat 40918]

Count your blessings - at least you missed the Charlie Strong era.

[InkaUtexas 26144]

Have you donated yet? 

[phdhorn 6224]

14 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Welcome home asshole

That's probably what the prison gang was saying to him in the shower. Florida and all that.

[Steel Shank 9432]

I think we should celebrate with some ritas and beer.

I mean, it is happy hour.

Edited August 16, 2018 by Steel Shank

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I think we should celebrate with some ritas and beer.

I mean, it is happy hour.

Bud light if I do recall.  I'd rather have a lone star.  We don't get those here. Ever...

 

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Count your blessings - at least you missed the Charlie Strong era.

I didn't miss it.  I just missed it with a bunch of newb faggets on the shag. Terrible when even Florida fans talk shit on a day to day basis.

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Have you donated yet? 

I just woke up.  I was saving for Dr. D's wreath.  I guess I can part with that money.

3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

That's probably what the prison gang was saying to him in the shower. Florida and all that.

Florida, it's just as bad as the rumors say.

 I have to go into walmart here, occasionally.  It's for a worthy product, Whataburger spicy.  You should see the look of confusion when I give these people green chili meatloaf with whataburger spicy on it.

['stache 21883]

It's shaggy without Rocco.  So basically heaven.

[After irth 1245]

On 8/16/2018 at 8:52 PM, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

 

 I have to go into walmart here, occasionally.  It's for a worthy product, Whataburger spicy.  You should see the look of confusion when I give these people green chili meatloaf with whataburger spicy on it.

Pretty classy cooking for prison. I always had a hard time keeping the toilet lit. 

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

The hard part is getting pickled carrots to put into the meatloaf.  I dont know what the federal pen has against pickled carrots and jalapenos....  

[Longboard Horn 40537]

On 8/16/2018 at 8:07 AM, G650 said:

You know the rules man.

Most important rule: never go full Rocko or Derka

[TexArcher 38075]

On 8/16/2018 at 11:04 AM, mdmost said:

Shaggy's still there. Sadly, it's a scat site. 

The same as it ever was.

[markstanco 12625]

That's probably what the prison gang was saying to him in the shower. Florida and all that.

Holy shit....

Yep he was in jail in Florida.

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

On 8/18/2018 at 12:51 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Most important rule: never go full Rocko or Derka

I was told there was no Rocko. I had hope there is no Derka. I pray there is no Grendel. I am out right fucking now if there is LHG 1.0 or 2.0.

[Longboard Horn 40537]

9 hours ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

I was told there was no Rocko. I had hope there is no Derka. I pray there is no Grendel. I am out right fucking now if there is LHG 1.0 or 2.0.

Rocko was here, but got banned. Grendel has yet to pop up. Derka is here under a new username. If you check out the Fire Shaka Smart thread in the basketball section, you'll figure out pretty quick who Derka is.

[MissingInAction 25199]

Gonna need pics of ex wife's bewbz to confirm identity. 

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

Dude, still married.  

[Buffsoldier 1895]

14 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Gonna need pics of wife's bewbz to confirm identity. 

Fine then. Fixed.

[Shoxthemonkey 1983]

Well, Hell. I go on vacation for a week and this happens. I expected a few barncats to go missing while I was gone but I didn't expect one to come back from the dead. Welcome back.

[luke duke 6414]

Gonna need pics of ex wife's bewbz to confirm identity. 

PM sent

[Capt 235]

Luke will you please distribute those tites pics upon receipt of the PM? I will gladly donate 2 Ameros to your tip jar in March.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

On 8/16/2018 at 6:25 AM, That Guy said:

Fuck yeah, Jose! Hey, important question, does your wife still have gonorrhea?

...?

[Brothahorn 10087]

Awwww Shit

[Vic Mackey 47158]

On 8/20/2018 at 2:27 AM, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

I was told there was no Rocko. I had hope there is no Derka. I pray there is no Grendel. I am out right fucking now if there is LHG 1.0 or 2.0.

Unfortunately Derka is still here and he has not changed at all.

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

On 8/20/2018 at 12:40 PM, MissingInAction said:

Gonna need pics of ex wife's bewbz to confirm identity. 

"I'm gonna be this Jose dude and score street cred with the degenerates at the sha.... Errr surlytexas."  Said no one ever.

20 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Well, Hell. I go on vacation for a week and this happens. I expected a few barncats to go missing while I was gone but I didn't expect one to come back from the dead. Welcome back.

Fuck barn cats. At my cousins place off of 53rd between ridge and Tyler, we used to tell kids who didn't know any better that it was good luck if you caught a barn cat.  Harsh life lesson taught.

4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

...?

She nor I ever did catch anything.  But we don't really party anymore.   I am much more content smoking grass and sipping on peach tea with some whiskey in it.

3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Awwww Shit

I know, you guys were promised a big beautiful wall. 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Unfortunately Derka is still here and he has not changed at all.

Good thing the basketball board is as mych of a no go zone as CR.  

Edited August 22, 2018 by JoseMedinaDeJesus

[Underdog 28776]

On 8/20/2018 at 3:27 AM, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

I was told there was no Rocko. I had hope there is no Derka. I pray there is no Grendel. I am out right fucking now if there is LHG 1.0 or 2.0.

LHG 1.0 = Michael Knight, 2.0 = Futureman