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17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What about the rest of it, STs included? Clemson actually has substantially worse STs than Texas in most facets. They've had a bunch of FGs missed and blocked. They do basically nothing in the return game and just lost their main return guy for the season against SMU. Their coverage teams are average to boot.

I refuse to believe that such a thing is even possible. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

I refuse to believe that such a thing is even possible. 

Why so negative?  Outside of our punter, our kicker and our return team our special teams rock.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Why so serious?

I'm just a very serious person, you know. Complete lack of jocularity. So square, I'm used as a reference for construction tools.

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Posted
34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There's always going to be an affinity for Klubnik on the boards because of the Westlake alumni honk network. "Cade's over there being whiteboy awesome again! He's a dual threat, by gawd!" Right. 

Excuse me?

Current best quarterbacks in football (in no particular order):

  • Patrick Mahomes - Mahomes is very good. He's a great improviser. 
  • Cade Klubnik - Cade is awesome. He's a dual threat.


 

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Posted (edited)

Well, @closetojumping I have, for reason I'm not even clear about, watched a LOT of Clemson games this season. 

They are shitty, and yes, as odd as it sounds have worst special teams than Texas. They struggle again any D with a functional or decent run stop. They're secondary is also extremely suspect and they SUCK on redzone D.

So.. that's my much more concise take on your long winded but enjoyable and amusing post.

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The reason for optimism for me is Mafah is not just banged up but has left games at times this season. He has a shoulder injury, that will require surgery at the end of the season. That with their second-string running back Jay Haynes is out for the season. The Clemson rush defense isn't that good either, so Texas can reestablish the running game and open up the passing game.

Clemson’s Dabo Swinney Gives Update on RB Phil Mafah

Clemson running back out for the rest of the season

 

Posted
1 hour ago, MrX said:

What brought us to this lowly state where 27-10 is a mudhole. 
 

Don’t answer that. 
 

I’ll take it though. 

We’re too good for 17 point playoff wins now? Ok then.

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Posted
27 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

The reason for optimism for me is Mafah is not just banged up but has left games at times this season. He has a shoulder injury, that will require surgery at the end of the season. That with their second-string running back Jay Haynes is out for the season. The Clemson rush defense isn't that good either, so Texas can reestablish the running game and open up the passing game.

Clemson’s Dabo Swinney Gives Update on RB Phil Mafah

Clemson running back out for the rest of the season

 

The reason for optimism for me is that Texas is much better than Clemson and is the biggest first round favorite for a reason. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The reason for optimism for me is that Texas is much better than Clemson and is the biggest first round favorite for a reason. 

These are some of those reasons.

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Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Clemson offensive game plan is usually to protect Klubnik from himself and work the short passing game while attempting to pound both he and Mafah until the weaker opponent breaks down.

Remove the second reference to Klubnik there and...

Blaming Spider-Man GIF

Nonetheless, I agree that Texas should win this game going away.

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Posted
36 minutes ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

You can be in to this and think we’re going to kill Clemson, or so I’ve heard.

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Posted
39 minutes ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

It's interesting to me that people who use these terms seem to have no clue how revealing and unflattering it is to themselves.

🙄

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Posted
1 hour ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

I thought this was the circle of trust?

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Posted
47 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's interesting to me that people who use these terms seem to have no clue how revealing and unflattering it is to themselves.

🙄

I... Uh... think maybe you don't know who posted that. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

Tim And Eric Flirting GIF

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Posted
1 hour ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

extremely oddly specific post is...specific?

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Posted
3 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

That's first half score

second half:

41-35 or 41-38. Side Show Bob misses 4 field goals but trips and accidentally kicks a 55 yarder to win it. 

more likely

Posted
3 hours ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

don't kink shame me

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