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  On 12/17/2024 at 6:34 PM, Fondren & Main said:

Hey dipshit, how you gonna run the ball with a shit offensive line?  We run 8 deep on the DL and you're gonna find out Saturday when we buttfuck you on national television!

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o-line isn't "dog shit" especially from what we had years prior. running game isn't great bc starter torn labrum over half the season. Also, never said we were going to run the ball. Cade will be throwing.

  On 12/17/2024 at 6:35 PM, Codaxx said:

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did you miss this?

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20 years ago and your next one will be "multiple" finally 

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Posted
  On 12/17/2024 at 2:12 AM, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

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Why not both?

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Posted
  On 12/17/2024 at 6:05 PM, tiger22 said:

People have been saying that for four years and we are back in the playoffs, playing with house money. Giving Dabo the underdog card is the worst thing to do. The reason we have done what we have the past 10 years

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“People have been saying that for 4 years and now we’re the 16th ranked team in the country.” Weird flex but ok.

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Posted (edited)
  On 12/17/2024 at 4:58 PM, tiger22 said:

Agreed to most. Had it coming for a lack of thinking we are a "cow college" you know. While nothing is relevant except this year a "mudstomping" is just not in the cards for UT

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I mean you kind of are literally a cow college 

https://www.clemson.edu/cafls/piedmont/research/research-farms/lamaster-dairy-cattle-center.html

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And from the Old Clemson Facebook group:

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  On 12/17/2024 at 2:20 PM, NoName said:

Just as a reminder. Clemson lost to every good team they played, except instead of just losing to Georgia (34-3 btw) they also lost to Louisville and South Carolina. Look at their loss breakdown in FEI

3-3 vs top 50

Texas won more t50 games than Clemson played total.

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There is a reason this game isn't going to be close

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This is pretty much it. 

Clemson has played 4 teams with a pulse and they went 1-3. And in the game they won they were significantly outgained in yardage and had a very low win expectancy. 

Essentially, they should be 0-4 against the only decent teams they've played all year. 

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  On 12/17/2024 at 7:51 PM, Rickylovesweed said:

This is pretty much it. 

Clemson has played 4 teams with a pulse and they went 1-3. And in the game they won they were significantly outgained in yardage and had a very low win expectancy. 

Essentially, they should be 0-4 against the only decent teams they've played all year. 

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Clemson has forced 12 turnovers the last 5 games. Moffa's injury has killed their run game. Klubnick is going to play Sam Elhinger ball against us (30+ pass attempts and 10-15 rushing). I dont see them capable of dinking and dunking down the field consistently.  They need to hit Wesco on explosives. Texas defense is really good at limiting explosives, so good luck. If Texas plays a clean game, this will be a relaxing watch.

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OP has most everything. Making fun of our national championship winning coach by equating him to our opponent’s coach, who won two titles. Posing questions nobody is asking for the express purpose of providing lame responses. Only thing lacking is saying Alabama would make it over SMU in a typical cocky, omniscient fashion. At least it’s missing in this thread. 

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Posted
  On 12/17/2024 at 9:35 PM, Rex Kramer said:

OP has most everything. Making fun of our national championship winning coach by equating him to our opponent’s coach, who won two titles. Posing questions nobody is asking for the express purpose of providing lame responses. Only thing lacking is saying Alabama would make it over SMU in a typical cocky, omniscient fashion. At least it’s missing in this thread. 

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As always, your humorless, holier-than-thou banality sucks the air out of a discussion. Well done. 

Posted
  On 12/17/2024 at 9:07 PM, UTEE97 said:

Any update on Kelvin Banks injury?

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he is ready per a tweet I saw today.  Said he feels comfortable.  We should be good there.  Bond is another question.  Don't think he plays much from what I have seen.  We'll go heavy to Golden, Moore, Wingo and Helm.  We havent run the reverse to Wingo in a long time.  I look for Sark to have some things up his sleeve if we can get it to two scores. 

Dabo will run some trick plays and maybe even an on-side if they have momentum.  He'll try and steal a possession and play keep away with QB runs on most 3rd and shorts, like others have said , Sam Ellinger ball.

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  On 12/17/2024 at 6:52 PM, tiger22 said:
20 years ago and your next one will be "multiple" finally 

Multiple means shit asswipe. That was the greatest MNC game ever played. I’d take that one over your two any day.

Go prepare your anus for an epic mudholing .
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Tiger is doing a good job getting hoes riled up. Don't be hoes.

Get outta here, Tiger... and take the ass beating personally on your way out.

Safe travels.

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PFF is puckering about Ewers turnover potential against Clemson's man coverage.  However, we run the Outside Zone extremely well (GA Stats included) and Clemson is awful against the Outside zone so they think we run it down their throats very successfully.  Thought the later part was worth adding into this discussion.

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  On 12/17/2024 at 10:01 PM, jdhorn92 said:

he is ready per a tweet I saw today.  Said he feels comfortable.  We should be good there.  Bond is another question.  Don't think he plays much from what I have seen.  We'll go heavy to Golden, Moore, Wingo and Helm.  We havent run the reverse to Wingo in a long time.  I look for Sark to have some things up his sleeve if we can get it to two scores. 

Dabo will run some trick plays and maybe even an on-side if they have momentum.  He'll try and steal a possession and play keep away with QB runs on most 3rd and shorts, like others have said , Sam Ellinger ball.

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Dabo not only liked on side kicks early in games he also uses the fake punt, fake field goals more often than most coaches based on my impressions/feeble recollection. It's absolutely something Texas needs to keep an eye on particularly after the craptastic showing against Georgia2. 

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  On 12/17/2024 at 8:23 PM, Codaxx said:

Clemson has forced 12 turnovers the last 5 games. Moffa's injury has killed their run game. Klubnick is going to play Sam Elhinger ball against us (30+ pass attempts and 10-15 rushing). I dont see them capable of dinking and dunking down the field consistently.  They need to hit Wesco on explosives. Texas defense is really good at limiting explosives, so good luck. If Texas plays a clean game, this will be a relaxing watch.

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Like a nice warm bubble bath and a glass of expensive French wine, maybe a riveting book and and some lavender bath salts to go with. Ahhh… relaxing. I’m so in for it… let’s do this! 

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  On 12/17/2024 at 2:12 AM, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

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So, Tuesday. Got it. Normal Tuesday. 

Posted
  On 12/18/2024 at 12:38 PM, BurntEyes said:

Dabo not only liked on side kicks early in games he also uses the fake punt, fake field goals more often than most coaches based on my impressions/feeble recollection. It's absolutely something Texas needs to keep an eye on particularly after the craptastic showing against Georgia2. 

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Well our special teams has been extremely well-coached, disciplined, and effective. So no worries!!

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How we win: There is no doubt we are a better team, but will we play like it Saturday? Can't wait to see "locked-in" Quinn. We need to run it consistently and positively. Get Arch involved some more.

How we lose: Klubnik goes off. Uses his legs to beat us, a la Gabriel in 2023. 

I've actually been saying "Clemson could win this", but screw that. Give me:

Texas 31
Clemson 16

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  On 12/17/2024 at 10:01 PM, jdhorn92 said:

Dabo will run some trick plays and maybe even an on-side if they have momentum.

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i'm not a sunshine kind of guy....

but from a parcells perspective, after falling for the banana in the tailpipe on the fake punt, which for me is where we lost uga2, i have very high confidence that banks was instructed to waterboard the entire ST depth chart, and any further ST bullshit will be sussed out and crushed mercilessly like bama's fake punt at the rose bowl 15 fucking years ago, and our focusness will be at Charles Jefferson levels

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Posted
  On 12/18/2024 at 12:38 PM, BurntEyes said:

Dabo not only liked on side kicks early in games he also uses the fake punt, fake field goals more often than most coaches based on my impressions/feeble recollection. It's absolutely something Texas needs to keep an eye on particularly after the craptastic showing against Georgia2. 

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Probably on coaches minds this week.  Can’t say why.

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Posted
  On 12/18/2024 at 4:10 PM, Dignan said:

How we win: There is no doubt we are a better team, but will we play like it Saturday? Can't wait to see "locked-in" Quinn. We need to run it consistently and positively. Get Arch involved some more.

How we lose: Klubnik goes off. Uses his legs to beat us, a la Gabriel in 2023. 

I've actually been saying "Clemson could win this", but screw that. Give me:

Texas 31
Clemson 16

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Of course Clemson could win it. Because of our lack of killer instinct. But I doubt it. Picked Horns in prediction thread, 28-17. 

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  On 12/18/2024 at 5:00 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm not a sunshine kind of guy....

but from a parcells perspective, after falling for the banana in the tailpipe on the fake punt, which for me is where we lost uga2, i have very high confidence that banks was instructed to waterboard the entire ST depth chart, and any further ST bullshit will be sussed out and crushed mercilessly like bama's fake punt at the rose bowl 15 fucking years ago, and our focusness will be at Charles Jefferson levels

NO JAP PLAYS AT ALL

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The fake punt that Bama tried in that game was intercepted on a diving catch by Blake Gideon. Problem was that it was fourth down and if he just lets it hit the ground it would have gained over 25 yards in field position for the Horns. It was like the polar opposite of when he dropped the easy interception against Texas Tech, but still a bad result for Texas. The end result in both games were bad too.

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just watched the preview on McElroys cfs. he talked about all these points that Texas has trouble with and what Clemson could do to win and then he picked Texas in a blowout going away. talk about a plot twist 

Posted
  On 12/19/2024 at 12:30 AM, NBHorn7 said:
The fake punt that Bama tried in that game was intercepted on a diving catch by Blake Gideon. Problem was that it was fourth down and if he just lets it hit the ground it would have gained over 25 yards in field position for the Horns. It was like the polar opposite of when he dropped the easy interception against Texas Tech, but still a bad result for Texas. The end result in both games were bad too.

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  On 12/19/2024 at 12:30 AM, NBHorn7 said:
The fake punt that Bama tried in that game was intercepted on a diving catch by Blake Gideon. Problem was that it was fourth down and if he just lets it hit the ground it would have gained over 25 yards in field position for the Horns. It was like the polar opposite of when he dropped the easy interception against Texas Tech, but still a bad result for Texas. The end result in both games were bad too.

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  On 12/19/2024 at 12:30 AM, NBHorn7 said:

The fake punt that Bama tried in that game was intercepted on a diving catch by Blake Gideon. Problem was that it was fourth down and if he just lets it hit the ground it would have gained over 25 yards in field position for the Horns. It was like the polar opposite of when he dropped the easy interception against Texas Tech, but still a bad result for Texas. The end result in both games were bad too.

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