Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Clemson's Ass

[Codaxx 6222]

40 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

y'all haven't won multiple national titles since 1970. Winning one would go a long way, let's start there first.

did you miss this?

[tiger22 169]

16 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Hey dipshit, how you gonna run the ball with a shit offensive line?  We run 8 deep on the DL and you're gonna find out Saturday when we buttfuck you on national television!

o-line isn't "dog shit" especially from what we had years prior. running game isn't great bc starter torn labrum over half the season. Also, never said we were going to run the ball. Cade will be throwing.

18 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

did you miss this?

20 years ago and your next one will be "multiple" finally 

[Fondren & Main 6873]

Throwing the ball against our secondary.  Really?  Can't wait to see it.

[CashMcCoy 3407]

10 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

Cade will be throwing

[nbmishoid 985]

17 hours ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

Why not both?

[Hank_Hill 19794]

1 hour ago, tiger22 said:

People have been saying that for four years and we are back in the playoffs, playing with house money. Giving Dabo the underdog card is the worst thing to do. The reason we have done what we have the past 10 years

“People have been saying that for 4 years and now we’re the 16th ranked team in the country.” Weird flex but ok.

[UTEE97 3890]

25 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

Cade will be throwing.

We like it when the opposing QBs throw to our DBs. Can't wait!

[NoName 17108]

2 hours ago, tiger22 said:

Agreed to most. Had it coming for a lack of thinking we are a "cow college" you know. While nothing is relevant except this year a "mudstomping" is just not in the cards for UT

I mean you kind of are literally a cow college 

https://www.clemson.edu/cafls/piedmont/research/research-farms/lamaster-dairy-cattle-center.html

And from the Old Clemson Facebook group:

 

Edited yesterday at 07:46 PM by NoName

[Rickylovesweed 15309]

5 hours ago, NoName said:

Just as a reminder. Clemson lost to every good team they played, except instead of just losing to Georgia (34-3 btw) they also lost to Louisville and South Carolina. Look at their loss breakdown in FEI

3-3 vs top 50

Texas won more t50 games than Clemson played total.

There is a reason this game isn't going to be close

This is pretty much it. 

Clemson has played 4 teams with a pulse and they went 1-3. And in the game they won they were significantly outgained in yardage and had a very low win expectancy. 

Essentially, they should be 0-4 against the only decent teams they've played all year. 

[Codaxx 6222]

27 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This is pretty much it. 

Clemson has played 4 teams with a pulse and they went 1-3. And in the game they won they were significantly outgained in yardage and had a very low win expectancy. 

Essentially, they should be 0-4 against the only decent teams they've played all year. 

Clemson has forced 12 turnovers the last 5 games. Moffa's injury has killed their run game. Klubnick is going to play Sam Elhinger ball against us (30+ pass attempts and 10-15 rushing). I dont see them capable of dinking and dunking down the field consistently.  They need to hit Wesco on explosives. Texas defense is really good at limiting explosives, so good luck. If Texas plays a clean game, this will be a relaxing watch.

[UTEE97 3890]

Any update on Kelvin Banks injury?

[Rex Kramer 1522]

OP has most everything. Making fun of our national championship winning coach by equating him to our opponent’s coach, who won two titles. Posing questions nobody is asking for the express purpose of providing lame responses. Only thing lacking is saying Alabama would make it over SMU in a typical cocky, omniscient fashion. At least it’s missing in this thread. 

[closetojumping 65304]

10 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

OP has most everything. Making fun of our national championship winning coach by equating him to our opponent’s coach, who won two titles. Posing questions nobody is asking for the express purpose of providing lame responses. Only thing lacking is saying Alabama would make it over SMU in a typical cocky, omniscient fashion. At least it’s missing in this thread. 

As always, your humorless, holier-than-thou banality sucks the air out of a discussion. Well done. 

[jdhorn92 1590]

50 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Any update on Kelvin Banks injury?

he is ready per a tweet I saw today.  Said he feels comfortable.  We should be good there.  Bond is another question.  Don't think he plays much from what I have seen.  We'll go heavy to Golden, Moore, Wingo and Helm.  We havent run the reverse to Wingo in a long time.  I look for Sark to have some things up his sleeve if we can get it to two scores. 

Dabo will run some trick plays and maybe even an on-side if they have momentum.  He'll try and steal a possession and play keep away with QB runs on most 3rd and shorts, like others have said , Sam Ellinger ball.

[RollLeft 5089]

4 hours ago, tiger22 said:

y'all haven't won multiple national titles since 1970. Winning one would go a long way, let's start there first.

when are yall gonna build those statues for Les and Ed?  

[Longhornlove 5149]

3 hours ago, tiger22 said:

Cade will be throwing.

Good luck, pretty sure Texas hasn't even had a single QB throw for over 200 yards in a game this year. Michigan and Kentucky broke 200 as a team with Kentucky having 211 yards. Do you comprehend that?

[Pimphand 6272]

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

We should get him a burn orange prayer mantle/shawl to wear to tailgates ;-)

Edited 21 hours ago by Pimphand
can't type

[Pimphand 6272]

Also Pate agrees with CTJ.... I think that means we're doomed
 

 

[Hank Kingsley 21602]

Pate loves Texas. He picks us every week. 

 

[Hank_Hill 19794]

So his percentage correct is really high

[Pimphand 6272]

39 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So his percentage correct is really high

He picks against the spread I believe and so nah not so much lol

[TxTower 684]

20 years ago and your next one will be "multiple" finally 

Multiple means shit asswipe. That was the greatest MNC game ever played. I’d take that one over your two any day.

Go prepare your anus for an epic mudholing .

[Slacks 7027]

Tiger is doing a good job getting hoes riled up. Don't be hoes.

Get outta here, Tiger... and take the ass beating personally on your way out.

Safe travels.

[NBHorn7 249]

 

[deech 2381]

 

PFF is puckering about Ewers turnover potential against Clemson's man coverage.  However, we run the Outside Zone extremely well (GA Stats included) and Clemson is awful against the Outside zone so they think we run it down their throats very successfully.  Thought the later part was worth adding into this discussion.

[Rickylovesweed 15309]

1 minute ago, deech said:

 

PFF is puckering about Ewers turnover potential against Clemson's man coverage.  

Yeah, but that's also why they're near dead last in the country in explosive plays given up. 

 

[Longboard Horn 41325]

On 12/16/2024 at 7:18 PM, nineliveslost said:

That's first half score

second half:

41-35 or 41-38. Side Show Bob misses 4 field goals but kicks a 55 yarder to win it. 

Go for it with Arch on every 4th down. We got nothing to lose and I don't trust Bert

[BurntEyes 6200]

14 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

he is ready per a tweet I saw today.  Said he feels comfortable.  We should be good there.  Bond is another question.  Don't think he plays much from what I have seen.  We'll go heavy to Golden, Moore, Wingo and Helm.  We havent run the reverse to Wingo in a long time.  I look for Sark to have some things up his sleeve if we can get it to two scores. 

Dabo will run some trick plays and maybe even an on-side if they have momentum.  He'll try and steal a possession and play keep away with QB runs on most 3rd and shorts, like others have said , Sam Ellinger ball.

Dabo not only liked on side kicks early in games he also uses the fake punt, fake field goals more often than most coaches based on my impressions/feeble recollection. It's absolutely something Texas needs to keep an eye on particularly after the craptastic showing against Georgia2. 

[troph 25099]

16 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Clemson has forced 12 turnovers the last 5 games. Moffa's injury has killed their run game. Klubnick is going to play Sam Elhinger ball against us (30+ pass attempts and 10-15 rushing). I dont see them capable of dinking and dunking down the field consistently.  They need to hit Wesco on explosives. Texas defense is really good at limiting explosives, so good luck. If Texas plays a clean game, this will be a relaxing watch.

Like a nice warm bubble bath and a glass of expensive French wine, maybe a riveting book and and some lavender bath salts to go with. Ahhh… relaxing. I’m so in for it… let’s do this! 

Edited 7 hours ago by troph

[Wulaw Horn 19562]

On 12/16/2024 at 8:12 PM, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

So, Tuesday. Got it. Normal Tuesday. 

[troph 25099]

35 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, Tuesday. Got it. Normal Tuesday. 

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday….

[kevwun 16317]

If Wisner averages 5-6 yards per run like he did against ATM and Kentucky, it's going to be a fun afternoon.

Edited 5 hours ago by kevwun

[bad_teammate 13482]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Dabo not only liked on side kicks early in games he also uses the fake punt, fake field goals more often than most coaches based on my impressions/feeble recollection. It's absolutely something Texas needs to keep an eye on particularly after the craptastic showing against Georgia2. 

Well our special teams has been extremely well-coached, disciplined, and effective. So no worries!!

[nineliveslost 2966]

51 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Well our special teams has been extremely well-coached, disciplined, and effective. So no worries!!

especially when a championship is on the line  

[Dignan 381]

How we win: There is no doubt we are a better team, but will we play like it Saturday? Can't wait to see "locked-in" Quinn. We need to run it consistently and positively. Get Arch involved some more.

How we lose: Klubnik goes off. Uses his legs to beat us, a la Gabriel in 2023. 

I've actually been saying "Clemson could win this", but screw that. Give me:

Texas 31
Clemson 16

[Tex Long 4624]

 What's up with all this football talk? Where'd the stiletto heels go?

[utee94 16071]

10 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

 What's up with all this football talk? Where'd the stiletto heels go?

troph stole them and is planning to wear them for New Year's Eve.

[Hagbard Celine 11162]

18 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Dabo will run some trick plays and maybe even an on-side if they have momentum.

i'm not a sunshine kind of guy....

but from a parcells perspective, after falling for the banana in the tailpipe on the fake punt, which for me is where we lost uga2, i have very high confidence that banks was instructed to waterboard the entire ST depth chart, and any further ST bullshit will be sussed out and crushed mercilessly like bama's fake punt at the rose bowl 15 fucking years ago, and our focusness will be at Charles Jefferson levels

NO JAP PLAYS AT ALL

[nbmishoid 985]

6 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Dabo not only liked on side kicks early in games he also uses the fake punt, fake field goals more often than most coaches based on my impressions/feeble recollection. It's absolutely something Texas needs to keep an eye on particularly after the craptastic showing against Georgia2. 

Probably on coaches minds this week.  Can’t say why.