Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Clemson's Ass

[Dbeasy 15526]

8 hours ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

[Bigbend1812 13021]

12 hours ago, closetojumping said:

When Dabo Swinney was named Clemson's full time head coach in December of 2008, he did the most Mack Brown thing possible that a Mack Brown Jr. type could do. He started calling around the HC coaching fraternity, asking to come visit and sit down with various HCs across the land.

Many turned sweet, young Dabo down outright, as they were too busy with their own offseasons or bowl prep to care enough to help the hillbilly upstart and his staff. Still, one man did answer the call, and invited Dabo and his staff down to visit, right smack dab in the middle of Fiesta Bowl game prep - Mack Brown. They all spent 3 days in Austin, gladhanding and chumming it up. 

Swinney's spent some time this week with the local Clemson press talking about that event and how happy he is to be heading back to Austin. After all, he spoke before the SMU game of preparing to make a run to be the first 3-loss national title winning coach. He thinks he has Clemson peaking at the right time (nevermind South Carolina whipping them in the trenches less than a month ago) and they're ready. 

Running into Swinney's open armed optimism is a thin-skinned and panicked Longhorn netdom, who have spent the last week+ manufacturing ways in which they need to be worried about this upcoming, first-of-its-kind home playoff game against the underdog Tigers. 

Having watched a small and slow Clemson team play backyard bully in a truly abysmal ACC all year, I can do nothing but smirk and mock each of these plaintive whines on the boards, as I know Texas is about to stomp a mudhole in Clemson's ass. 

"But closetojumping, Dabo's a wizard and he's won the playoffs twice before! Sarkisian just eats his own boogers on the sidelines in postseason games!"

While it's true that Swinney has won two national titles, those days are long in the rearview mirror. Clemson only made its way to these playoffs through the backdoor, by beating an AAC team with too much hype. 

This Clemson team has some future NFL players within its ranks. Mafah, if he hasn't taken too many bullets, seems like he'll be drafted. It's early, but TJ Moore and Bryant Wesco look like future stars. Antonio Williams, an older Clemson WR, is the current star and will get next level looks. Briningstool at TE is good but not great, yet he's going to the Senior Bowl and will be drafted. Defensively, Barrett Carter, Sammy Moore, TJ Carter, and Peter Woods will all likely play on Sundays. Peter Woods gets a lot of hype for a dude with like 21 tackles and 3 sacks in 7 or 8 games this year. Oh well.

From there? Slim pickings. That's the difference between now and years past. Some of the players I named are true freshmen. One is a true sophomore. They're not loaded with upperclassmen ready to go high in the draft. They have upperclassmen good enough to go somewhere in the draft, and that's it. They have an average OL as usual, with a couple of OTs who could go in the mid-late rounds, but they're never been a power in that key personnel area and this year is no different.

Meanwhile, Texas is loaded with draftable players and future NFL high round picks who cannot be drafted yet. 

While Sarkisian's bowl and playoff record, thus far, do not inspire confidence, this roster talent should. If anyone honestly believes that the slack-jawed yokel roaming Clemson's sidelines with his 1000 yard stare and openly breathing through his mouth is some sort of X's and O's threat, they've not watched much Clemson. 

"Now come on, CTJ, have you seen Texas' redzone offense and special teams play?"

Setting aside the futility of the raging Arch vs Ewers debate, featuring masturbatory fantasies about Sarkisian casually dropping in a complete red zone playset for Manning in the postseason, I think there are reasons for promise and optimism for Texas in the RZ this game.

While Texas has been mediocre scoring in the RZ due to, mostly, Bert Auburn gargling more balls than Mia Khalifa, Clemson's RZ defense has also mostly been dogshit this season, allowing points on more than 83% of their drives. This isn't Clemson from 2018 - their front seven is good but not great. They can be run on and they're not elite on pass defense either. Texas needs the offensive line to show up wearing men's jock straps underneath their uniforms and not in the pink panties they wore against the UGA front. Do that, have even Decent Quinn Ewers show up with them, and Texas gets to 20+ on the offensive side. 

What about the rest of it, STs included? Clemson actually has substantially worse STs than Texas in most facets. They've had a bunch of FGs missed and blocked. They do basically nothing in the return game and just lost their main return guy for the season against SMU. Their coverage teams are average to boot.

All we need here on special teams is for Silas Bolden to not be a complete fucking lunatic and for someone to bring some positive karma in Auburn's direction by shaving his head and keeping him away from Scott Norwood and Ray Finkel. 

"I don't know, closetojumping. I don't like their running game or turnover margin advantage."

The Clemson running game has been mentioned on this board and OTF as a source of concern. There's always going to be an affinity for Klubnik on the boards because of the Westlake alumni honk network. "Cade's over there being whiteboy awesome again! He's a dual threat, by gawd!" Right. 

Look, the Clemson running game is in trouble. It's not just that Texas is a truly elite defense, but their personnel is also a problem. Klubnik's nothing special and easily spied. Mafah is seriously banged up and can't handle 20+ carries without serious wear and tear - their own writers are talking about this. The back-up just tore his ACL. The only defense within range of what they're about to face was Georgia's or SCar's and both shut them down on the ground. 

As to TO concerns, part of why Clemson doesn't turn the ball over is due to the laughable schedule and competition they've played. In Clemson's 3 losses, Klubnik threw 1 TD and 2 picks. The turnover margin in those 3 games? 0. Clemson's feasting on TOs in their 9 wins against mostly overmatched competition. 

The Clemson offensive game plan is usually to protect Klubnik from himself and work the short passing game while attempting to pound both he and Mafah until the weaker opponent breaks down. Against better teams, the Clemson running game has been held in check and they've been forced to try to let Klubnik and the young WR corps, along with Briningstool, win the game. They're 2-3 in those contests, with wins against an overmatched SMU on the last play of the game and Pitt in the final minute of the game when Pitt failed to spy Klubnik adequately and let him go streaking. 

"Sure, CTJ, but we've never played these guys and their brand terrifies me in my feelings."

Clemson has beaten 10 teams this season with a combined record of 54-66. That includes an 11-2 SMU team that played virtually no one and shit itself twice against decent competition. I already discussed the two teams they beat with a winning record - a wildly overrated 11-2 SMU and a team in a disastrous state of collapse at the time of play (and continuing now) in 7-5 Pitt. The rest of their competition has either been dogshit that they obliterated, like a 5-7 FCS Citadel, or teams that paired up with them well and kicked their ass, like Georgia and Louisville. 

If you watched Clemson at all this year, you know that they looked slow and small against SCar and Georgia. They looked great against Wake Forest and North Carolina State. How do you expect them to match up against Texas, on the road? 

I'm thinking mudhole, to the tune of Texas 27 - Clemson 10. I'm not real sure how Clemson climbs above 13, even if Bad Quinn Ewers and Evil Bert Auburn show up and try to give the damned thing away. 

Thoughts?

Hook'em

 

JK.  Just wanted to use this gif.

Texas -  31

Clemson-13

 Now let’s go kill that fucking band.

[Herpa Derpa 6317]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

TIL, I'm a member of a Japanese cult.

[BurntEyes 6199]

10 hours ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

Whoa there Nellie! I thought this was the kinder gentler new Surly. Why are you kink shaming me?

Edited 18 hours ago by BurntEyes

[nnm 37737]

14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

includes an 11-2 SMU team that played virtually no one and shit itself twice against decent competition.

[closetojumping 65246]

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

There’s no comparison between the two, and I expected someone to attempt this one. The math dorks can chime in if they feel like it. 

[NoName 17107]

Just as a reminder. Clemson lost to every good team they played, except instead of just losing to Georgia (34-3 btw) they also lost to Louisville and South Carolina. Look at their loss breakdown in FEI

3-3 vs top 50

Texas won more t50 games than Clemson played total.

There is a reason this game isn't going to be close

Edited 16 hours ago by NoName

[freyguy 4364]

13 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

That's first half score

second half:

41-35 or 41-38. Side Show Bob misses 4 field goals but kicks a 55 yarder to win it. 

[South Austin 53154]

15 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Setting aside the futility of the raging Arch vs Ewers debate, featuring masturbatory fantasies about Sarkisian casually dropping in a complete red zone playset for Manning in the postseason

don't care; still fapped

[nineliveslost 2964]

33 minutes ago, freyguy said:

[Vertigo 20461]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

[Davis Lane 5978]

16 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Maybe he has a scoop & score with a wicked stiff arm ala T'Vondre Sweat?

I'm thinking more like 5 scoops.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

You bet.

[tiger22 141]

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

[huge 3825]

If the Clemson O scores more than 20 pts I'll eat my hat.

[boilerhorn 1602]

3 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

There.  Your Clampson degree is on display.

[BabaYaga 15532]

16 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

I refuse to believe that such a thing is even possible. 

[tiger22 141]

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

There.  Your Clampson degree is on display.

lmao oh no a misspell on a a forum board. Apologies my brain quit working and was not thinking properly, but resort to insulting my spelling and degree rather than proving my point I made wrong.

[Davis Lane 5978]

4 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

Counterpoint:

Remember when the whole college football world never ever wanted to do a "Clemson".

That was not too long ago.

History is history. 

For all Clemson fan's sake, maybe they'll have as rich a history as their upcoming opponent.

And one more thing, the respect you "always" had is now gone because of one post?

I laughed. 

Oh and Texas may not be "back" but we're here, motherfucker.

As everyone else has to, deal with that as you will.

Bye.

[MirrOlure 15185]

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

[tiger22 141]

Just now, Davis Lane said:

Counterpoint:

Remember when the whole college football world never ever wanted to do a "Clemson".

That was not too long ago.

History is history. 

For all Clemson fan's sake, maybe they'll have as rich a history as their upcoming opponent.

And one more thing, the respect you "always" had is now gone because of one post?

I laughed. 

Oh and Texas may not be "back" but we're here, motherfucker.

As everyone else has to, deal with that as you will.

Bye.

I very do remember that and that has been 10+ years ago. Wonder why they don't say it now? 2 national championships with 8 conference championships with it.

[Dahobbs 18185]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There’s no comparison between the two, and I expected someone to attempt this one. The math dorks can chime in if they feel like it. 

I think looking at how the computers view it is pretty telling:

• Sagarin has us with 20th toughest schedule and wins over #19 A&M, #20 Florida, #21 Michigan, #29 Oklahoma, and #43 Arkansas. Clemson is ranked #18 with the 51st toughest schedule. It has top 50 wins over #10 SMU, and #36 Virginia Tech.  http://sagarin.com/sports/cfsend.htm

• Massey has us with 15th toughest schedule and wins over #16 A&M, #17 Michigan, #21 Florida, #25 Oklahoma, #38 Arkansas, and #47 Vanderbilt. Clemson is ranked #13 with the 48th toughest schedule. It has top 50 wins over #15 SMU and #49 Pittsburgh. https://masseyratings.com/cf/fbs/ratings

 

[Pig Bellmont 8867]

Tell me about Dabo’s recruiting classes, Clemson’s NIL program, and Clemson’s ability to work the transfer portal. Those systemic failures to adjust to modern times will only further cement Clemson as a “once great, but can’t compete” type program like Nebraska. I hope you enjoyed your success this season, hopefully you keep Dabo another 10 years. If your delusional optimism hanging over from a miracle kick win over SMU hasn’t subsided yet, tell me about your stellar run defense that couldn’t slow juggernauts like SCar or Louisville.

Now go get your shinebox

Edited 14 hours ago by Pig Bellmont

[boilerhorn 1602]

1 minute ago, tiger22 said:

lmao oh no a misspell on a a forum board. Apologies my brain quit working and was not thinking properly, but resort to insulting my spelling and degree rather than proving my point I made wrong.

On most forums, people pillory each other for less offensive shit than typos on "their, there, and they're."  Welcome and enjoy.

Regardless, history will be irrelevant for this.  SWC - not relevant.  Big12 - not relevant.  Clemson's dominance in the bag-game late 2010s - not relevant.  THIS YEAR, Texas is a superior team to Clemson - shown above - and should win by 2 TDs.  I recall Clemson fans looking for QB2 last year when Klubnick struggled against decent teams.  He'll struggle on Saturday, as he has against good teams this year.

[Davis Lane 5978]

3 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

I very do remember that and that has been 10+ years ago. Wonder why they don't say it now? 2 national championships with 8 conference championships with it.

Clemsoning!!!!!

That was the exact phrase I was looking for.

I knew, actually figured, it would take a Clemson fan to set me straight.

Thanks, man.

[Vertigo 20461]

5 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

I very do remember that and that has been 10+ years ago. Wonder why they don't say it now? 2 national championships with 8 conference championships with it.

I very do you're mom

[Rimbo 26853]

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Which one? The one on the left, or the one on the right?

4 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Just wanted to use this gif.

that gif is amazing and no apology needed

[Rimbo 26853]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

Just as a reminder. Clemson lost to every good team they played, except instead of just losing to Georgia (34-3 btw) they also lost to Louisville and South Carolina. Look at their loss breakdown in FEI

3-3 vs top 50

Texas won more t50 games than Clemson played total.

There is a reason this game isn't going to be close

what the fuck is RROE and why are we so bad at it

[Rimbo 26853]

32 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

Not sure what has changed.

You haven't been paying much attention, then.

Granted, nobody's paying as much attention as we are, but the past 15 years have been a shitshow that we've only just started to improve upon.

What's happened this year isn't the culmination of that change; it's the beginning.

Now go grab a dictionary -- I'm sure your school's library has at least one book that hasn't been colored in yet -- and look up those words so you understand what I'm saying.

[Dahobbs 18185]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

what the fuck is RROE and why are we so bad at it

Teams run the ball more against us than expected. It isn't because we are bad at something, it is because our pass defense is elite. 

[ATXhorn17 1676]

Is Clemson where southerners go if they can’t get into aggy (the ~20% who don’t)? 

[westexhorn 2157]

39 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

lmao oh no a misspell on a a forum board. Apologies my brain quit working and was not thinking properly, but resort to insulting my spelling and degree rather than proving my point I made wrong.

Shut the fuck up retard

[Sawbonz 28081]

51 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

Fuck Clemson and your fake Jesus corch 

 

Edit Makuba may kill someone

Edited 13 hours ago by Sawbonz
Fuck Dabo

[MuellerHorn 4607]

41 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

I very do remember that and that has been 10+ years ago. Wonder why they don't say it now? 2 national championships with 8 conference championships with it.

55 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

Proceeds to use Texas results from previous staffs and many years ago to make their point...

Have fun being poor and watching your vaunted coach not use NIL nor the portal well.

Edited 13 hours ago by MuellerHorn

[BachelorTrek 3271]

44 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

I very do remember that and that has been 10+ years ago. Wonder why they don't say it now? 2 national championships with 8 conference championships with it.

[tiger22 141]

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

On most forums, people pillory each other for less offensive shit than typos on "their, there, and they're."  Welcome and enjoy.

Regardless, history will be irrelevant for this.  SWC - not relevant.  Big12 - not relevant.  Clemson's dominance in the bag-game late 2010s - not relevant.  THIS YEAR, Texas is a superior team to Clemson - shown above - and should win by 2 TDs.  I recall Clemson fans looking for QB2 last year when Klubnick struggled against decent teams.  He'll struggle on Saturday, as he has against good teams this year.

Agreed to most. Had it coming for a lack of thinking we are a "cow college" you know. While nothing is relevant except this year a "mudstomping" is just not in the cards for UT

[Fondren & Main 6871]

1 hour ago, tiger22 said:

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

Average Finebaum caller.

[Hookem10 851]

1 hour ago, tiger22 said:

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

Is the Texas is back a serious joke. It doesn’t really bother me at all. I feel the media thinks it’s a dig but really it’s just as funny to me as a longhorn fan than the college world. No different than media saying it about Clemson if they win and still wouldn’t bother or amuse me at all. Good luck on Saturday tigah your team will need it. Just hope we turn it over a few times cause that’ll be what yall need to stay in it. 

[Hagbard Celine 11159]

we're going to have to win 31 games and break the '68-'70 streak to get the pats of the world to shut the fuck up

multiple national titles with any losses won't do it

[Hagbard Celine 11159]

14 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Average Finebaum caller.

we gave up the LHN for this

the show is otherwise somewhat worthwhile but the slackjaw schtick is intolerable and disgusting

i'm surprised disney allows it

[T-shirt Sip 2188]

1 hour ago, tiger22 said:

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

This you? 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2880]

18 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Thoughts?

Clemson is in South Carolina.

[Codaxx 6213]

1 hour ago, tiger22 said:

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

I thought it died last year when Texas made the playoffs. I pretty sure it died this year when Texas was the only team to make the playoffs the last 2 years. That kind of seems like back.

[tiger22 141]

39 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we're going to have to win 31 games and break the '68-'70 streak to get the pats of the world to shut the fuck up

multiple national titles with any losses won't do it

y'all haven't won multiple national titles since 1970. Winning one would go a long way, let's start there first.

[closetojumping 65246]

6 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

y'all haven't won multiple national titles since 1970. Winning one would go a long way, let's start there first.

Now that funneling money to recruits and their handlers through a fucking church isn’t a game changer for talent acquisition, let’s see how great you guys keep looking over time. 

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Now that funneling money to recruits and their handlers through a fucking church isn’t a game changer for talent acquisition, let’s see how great you guys keep looking over time. 

People have been saying that for four years and we are back in the playoffs, playing with house money. Giving Dabo the underdog card is the worst thing to do. The reason we have done what we have the past 10 years

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2 hours ago, tiger22 said:

2024 SEC Championship vs Georgia L, 2023 CFP vs Washington L,  2023 Big 12 Championship vs OU W, 2018 Big 12 Championship vs OU L, 2009 National Championship vs Bama L, 2009 Big 12 Championship vs Nebraska W

Can do this all day but point is in the past 25 years Texas is 4-6 with a Championship or a chance to keep the national championship season alive. Not sure what has changed. Hell even King of the Hill has an episode showing Texas can't win the big one. The Alamo and Texas Bowl wins are great though! I'm sure many fans remember the likes of DKR and the runs the teams had in 60's and 70's, or the runs of what almost were. Mudstomping is considered only a 17 point win now, but when you've gone through what you have and not seeing a two score win in a big game I understand.

Also, comical to point out a bad ACC conference when 27 of your 33 conference championships came in the SWC where yall were the biggest school in their. Not to mention the 2 in the TIAA?

Always had respect and liked watching Texas but to disrespect Dear Old Clemson doesn't sit right with me. So sit back and watch how history continues to write itself and the jokes about Texas being back never dies

Bold play cotton 

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1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

If they drop a punt Saturday, I'm going to laugh so hard!  Lulz.

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28 minutes ago, tiger22 said:

People have been saying that for four years and we are back in the playoffs, playing with house money. Giving Dabo the underdog card is the worst thing to do. The reason we have done what we have the past 10 years

Hey dipshit, how you gonna run the ball with a shit offensive line?  We run 8 deep on the DL and you're gonna find out Saturday when we buttfuck you on national television!