Jump to content

Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Clemson's Ass

closetojumping

By closetojumping
in Football

 Share

Recommended Posts

tiger22

tiger22 141

Posted
Posted
16 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Hey dipshit, how you gonna run the ball with a shit offensive line?  We run 8 deep on the DL and you're gonna find out Saturday when we buttfuck you on national television!

o-line isn't "dog shit" especially from what we had years prior. running game isn't great bc starter torn labrum over half the season. Also, never said we were going to run the ball. Cade will be throwing.

18 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

image.jpeg.dc9f44a747bfeed19bceb3f28031d85a.jpeg

did you miss this?

20 years ago and your next one will be "multiple" finally 

  • Haha 1
  • Fuck You 7
Link to comment
Share on other sites
nbmishoid

nbmishoid 984

Posted
Posted
17 hours ago, troph said:

Any one who is worried about this game is a beta cuck that enjoys your dominatrix shoving her 6 inch stiletto heel in your ballsack while she ignores your safety word because she knows deep down you just like to be hurt and humiliated.

Fuck Clemson. Texas rolls. 

Why not both?

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Hank_Hill

Hank_Hill 19760

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, tiger22 said:

People have been saying that for four years and we are back in the playoffs, playing with house money. Giving Dabo the underdog card is the worst thing to do. The reason we have done what we have the past 10 years

“People have been saying that for 4 years and now we’re the 16th ranked team in the country.” Weird flex but ok.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
NoName

NoName 17107

Posted
Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, tiger22 said:

Agreed to most. Had it coming for a lack of thinking we are a "cow college" you know. While nothing is relevant except this year a "mudstomping" is just not in the cards for UT

I mean you kind of are literally a cow college 

https://www.clemson.edu/cafls/piedmont/research/research-farms/lamaster-dairy-cattle-center.html

IMG_8834.thumb.png.d4372443515af0c4e73b4eedc1d9d6bb.png

And from the Old Clemson Facebook group:

IMG_8835.thumb.jpeg.c7b52bd5c5abed16eb48108de935fcaa.jpeg

 

Edited by NoName
  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Rickylovesweed

Rickylovesweed 15307

Posted
Posted
5 hours ago, NoName said:

Just as a reminder. Clemson lost to every good team they played, except instead of just losing to Georgia (34-3 btw) they also lost to Louisville and South Carolina. Look at their loss breakdown in FEI

3-3 vs top 50

Texas won more t50 games than Clemson played total.

IMG_8822.thumb.jpeg.5569cbff067e2605b490ecf79960cd98.jpeg

There is a reason this game isn't going to be close

IMG_8823.thumb.jpeg.0c322b67e452721db8afecb1319a3711.jpeg

This is pretty much it. 

Clemson has played 4 teams with a pulse and they went 1-3. And in the game they won they were significantly outgained in yardage and had a very low win expectancy. 

Essentially, they should be 0-4 against the only decent teams they've played all year. 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Codaxx

Codaxx 6213

Posted
Posted
27 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This is pretty much it. 

Clemson has played 4 teams with a pulse and they went 1-3. And in the game they won they were significantly outgained in yardage and had a very low win expectancy. 

Essentially, they should be 0-4 against the only decent teams they've played all year. 

Clemson has forced 12 turnovers the last 5 games. Moffa's injury has killed their run game. Klubnick is going to play Sam Elhinger ball against us (30+ pass attempts and 10-15 rushing). I dont see them capable of dinking and dunking down the field consistently.  They need to hit Wesco on explosives. Texas defense is really good at limiting explosives, so good luck. If Texas plays a clean game, this will be a relaxing watch.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Rex Kramer

Rex Kramer 1522

Posted
Posted

OP has most everything. Making fun of our national championship winning coach by equating him to our opponent’s coach, who won two titles. Posing questions nobody is asking for the express purpose of providing lame responses. Only thing lacking is saying Alabama would make it over SMU in a typical cocky, omniscient fashion. At least it’s missing in this thread. 

  • Fuck You 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
closetojumping

closetojumping 65246

Posted
  • Author
Posted
10 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

OP has most everything. Making fun of our national championship winning coach by equating him to our opponent’s coach, who won two titles. Posing questions nobody is asking for the express purpose of providing lame responses. Only thing lacking is saying Alabama would make it over SMU in a typical cocky, omniscient fashion. At least it’s missing in this thread. 

As always, your humorless, holier-than-thou banality sucks the air out of a discussion. Well done. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
jdhorn92

jdhorn92 1588

Posted
Posted
50 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Any update on Kelvin Banks injury?

he is ready per a tweet I saw today.  Said he feels comfortable.  We should be good there.  Bond is another question.  Don't think he plays much from what I have seen.  We'll go heavy to Golden, Moore, Wingo and Helm.  We havent run the reverse to Wingo in a long time.  I look for Sark to have some things up his sleeve if we can get it to two scores. 

Dabo will run some trick plays and maybe even an on-side if they have momentum.  He'll try and steal a possession and play keep away with QB runs on most 3rd and shorts, like others have said , Sam Ellinger ball.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...