2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT

[Zeus 6848]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

Given our 3rd qtr futility, please at least get 3 to start the half. 

Yeah Sark going down with under 2 mins and getting the TD there was amazing. 

That screen call was so perfect, all these new linemen switching in I'm glad it worked. 

[BachelorTrek 3313]

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Y’all can say what you want but I actually like Dabo and thinks he’s a good coach 

He's a spoiled little boy.

[Marshall_Lucky 628]

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Also for Quinn's sake, just never have him turn his back on a play or spin around anymore.. Pretty fucking please. 

 

 

This. Sick of the fucking 5 second spin action that fakes no one. 
 

[ButtFumble 5286]

4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Quinn Scramble most satisfying play of the game

fuck no the pass for the TD just after

[Gatorubet 30710]

I decline to do so, but could some brave soul check in on texaggs and let us know the general themes?

[Topper13 3620]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Hopefully Tre, Jake, and Williams can be ready next week and won't have to play again today.

If not next week, the Cotton Bowl for sure

[BigTEAMLittleme 279]

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

“Honey, take the points. And enough with the tricky BS. Otherwise you’re on the couch tonight.”

[Wishbone 4956]

Pisses me off that as soon as we find something that our opponent can’t stop- we stop doing it and stop ourselves. Run whatever the fuck is working until they stop it! Stop fucking helping the other assholes by trying “look at me” Herman mensa calls

Edited 7 hours ago by Wishbone

[naija 3062]

I would have had Wisner run the ball on the 4th down as well

[Hondo 738]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

One of the best characters ever

 

The scenes where he's talking to his 8-10 year old grandson are the best.

"If God didn't want us to jerk off, he'd had given us shorter arms."

"You ever had a girl die on ya?"

"If one of your little friends wants to suck your dick, let 'em.  A mouth is a mouth.  But don't let 'em fuck ya in the ass.  That's how you get sick."

Kid's always like, "Ok.  Thanks, Grandpa."

[Minute Bull 378]

I think Clemson will come out run blitzing and taking chances on D in the second half. Hopefully Horns can make them pay.

[Zeus 6848]

Just now, Marshall_Lucky said:

This. Sick of the fucking 5 second spin action that fakes no one. 
 

whats scary is he forcefully runs that play every game, even when it gets stopped, just to setup an EVEN LONGER developing play off it.

it was open in overtime in that Georgia game but of course Quinn didn't have time to run double fake spin and throw to the wheel route.

[Drew 2919]

Just now, Gatorubet said:

I decline to do so, but could some brave soul check in on texaggs and let us know the general themes?

“Missed holding calls.  Dirty plays.  Clemson just missing wide open plays.  
 

Aggy would destroy Clemson in Kayla field too” 

[Pimphand 6357]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

I decline to do so, but could some brave soul check in on texaggs and let us know the general themes?

Convinced the sky is falling as per usual

[ATXbronco 4486]

Mercedes doesn't usually do our games, do they?

[Gatorubet 30710]

1 minute ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

This. Sick of the fucking 5 second spin action that fakes no one. 
 

DERVISH BALL!

[NAVY 6969]

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

I think Clemson will come out run blitzing and taking chances on D in the second half. Hopefully Horns can make them pay.

I thinks boobs 

[YChang 3566]

Just now, Drew said:

“Missed holding calls.  Dirty plays.  Clemson just missing wide open plays.  
 

Aggy would destroy Clemson in Kayla field too” 

Hey they hanged with ND down to the wire, so that means they’re practically playing in the playoffs. 

[Vito Andolini 9440]

2 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

“Honey, take the points. And enough with the tricky BS. Otherwise you’re on the couch tonight.”

That’s not Loreal 

[Rickylovesweed 15454]

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I'm in a glass case of emotion over these injuries.

That stupid cute goddamn play

Think Williams is the only one that might be somewhat serious.

Wisner jogged off the field and Majors just got his bell rung. Hopefully, it's not a concussion for Majors. 

[SquishMitten 10495]

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im still fucking pissed we didnt take the 3 points

Meh. We’d been dominating them on the ground the whole time. Right idea in my mind, didn’t love the play call and it obviously didn’t work out, but I’m not upset about it

[squeegeedegg 730]

The big thing I wanted to see was no or drastically less false starts/ holdings.  So far so good... But I may regret uttering praise

[Wishbone 4956]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Convinced the sky is falling as per usual

As if they had any choice. They’re lucky we didn’t stipulate jettisoning that clown program as a condition of membership.

[Zeus 6848]

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

I think Clemson will come out run blitzing and taking chances on D in the second half. Hopefully Horns can make them pay.

Sark has unleashed the deep ball, the slants, the TE over the middle, and the screen. It's all been working so far. More blitzing will lead to bigger big plays. 

I do love Sark's offense, when it's clicking we can score in 6 plays like it's nothing. Such a great way to play instead of 3 yards and a cloud of dust every play. 

Still, need more jets to Wingo and maybe some WR screens sprinkled in.

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

Just now, squeegeedegg said:

The big thing I wanted to see was no or drastically less false starts/ holdings.  So far so good... But I may regret uttering praise

[Gordon Shumway 525]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Pisses me off that as soon as we find something that our opponent can’t stop- we stop doing it and stop ourselves. Run whatever the fuck is working until they stop it! Stop fucking helping the other assholes by trying “look at me” Herman mensa calls.

God you’re a pussy.  We have 28 points and are doubling up their offense. 

[ButtFumble 5286]

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Mercedes doesn't usually do our games, do they?

I think that is  because the championship game is at the Mercedes Superdome in New Orleans......they are penciling Texas in...

[Zeus 6848]

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Convinced the sky is falling as per usual

Jesus this dude got dicks on his mind.

[Pancho 46262]

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I decline to do so, but could some brave soul check in on texaggs and let us know the general themes?

 

They are struggling to give Texas credit but are doing it. 

[Pods 7637]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

That’s not Loreal 

Maybe it's Maybelline. 

[Laxtonto 13261]

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I thinks boobs 

[Davis Lane 6003]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Quinn's first half:

11 of 14 for 141 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT (not his fault)

 

"Yes it was totally his fault. A nano second sooner and Moore would have taken it to the house. But noooooo, 3 does what 3 does. Fire everybody and put in Arch already." ~ football board "gents"

[Sgt Hulk 14425]

5 minutes ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

This. Sick of the fucking 5 second spin action that fakes no one. 
 

[ButtFumble 5286]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

As if they had any choice. They’re lucky we didn’t stipulate jettisoning that clown program as a condition of membership.

Big 10 is working on the recruitment package for aggy right now.....they need more easy win dog shit in the conference with a fan base that will keep tossing money at the program no matter how bad it is

[BachelorTrek 3313]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Convinced the sky is falling as per usual

aggy had to have their arms twisted just to let us into the SEC. 

Now that we fucked their ass for the game they thought they'd win at sing-sing-on-the-Brazos, they're losing their minds, as usual.  Lulz.

[Tired Horn 836]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Convinced the sky is falling as per usual

Yeah, like the SEC would have turned down Texas and Oklahoma.

You didn't let Texas in the SEC, Aggies. The SEC let you know your place.

[Reynolds Woodcock 5084]

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im still fucking pissed we didnt take the 3 points

Were you pissed when we went for it on the first drive in basically the same spot and made it? Take the points twice and we get 6 points. Instead we got 7. 

[hookem48 4837]

2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Meh. We’d been dominating them on the ground the whole time. Right idea in my mind, didn’t love the play call and it obviously didn’t work out, but I’m not upset about it

That's not the way you Surly

[Gatorubet 30710]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Convinced the sky is falling as per usual

Aggy thinking it had the power to keep Texas out of the SEC is so essence of distilled Aggy.    Almost everybody in the conference would love to toss those fuckers out even if Texas had not come in.

[sdm 928]

So far it doesn't look like the ACC really belongs at the big boys table.

[Richter 2410]

14 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Probably not, but I wish he would.

We can dream at least.  I think we try to create some drama like a WWE match.

[Gucci_Suit 2824]

1 minute ago, Pods said:

Maybe it's Maybelline. 

I’m going to like this post even though it was an obvious t-ball setup. 

[OU Sucks 9367]

1 minute ago, Pods said:

Maybe it's Maybelline. 

You beat me while I was looking for the image

[Deej 77804]

1 minute ago, Pods said:

Maybe it's Maybelline. 

 

[ztejas 44223]

We're up 28-10 but I feel like we aren't playing well and if we bring this standard into the semis UO is going to fuck our shit up.

Quinn has been bad. Again. The play where he scrambled the entire fucking crowd at DKR saw the open receiver.

[naija 3062]

can we stop with NSFW posts in the game thread? you don't know where folks are watching the game from

[Sawbonz 28196]

11 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Good job Sark not glancing noticeably at the boobs.

QBs have to have good peripheral vision 

[gofuckyourself 9076]

Just now, Tired Horn said:

Yeah, like the SEC would have turned down Texas and Oklahoma.

You didn't let Texas in the SEC, Aggies. The SEC let you know your place.

Just like with everything, they delusionally think they are a key component.

It was all uncertain until aggy "let us in."

We fucking moved into the house and pushed their shitty furniture onto the back lawn.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2114]

Game threads with lots of titty gifs are the best game threads

[hookem48 4837]

Get one guy hurt because Moore can't catch and 2 more because some Clemson dickhead  dives into guys late