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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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wablty
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I admire the talent that's been built up in Austin, but I honestly think ASU has got you beat. Unless you're talking about football players.  Then Texas comes out on top.

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Line opens at Texas -13.5, O/U 50.5.  I expect lots of pics of ASU coeds.     

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I wanna talk shit, but I know ASU is in for an uphill fight in this one.  That's fine.  We were picked last in the Big 12 and won the bitch with like 35 of our 2 deep coming back.  All of this is grav

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I mean yeah there's a nerdy aspect to it but there aren't many opportunities where we're a huge favorite against a Cinderella story but we're technically the visitors because we're the lower seed so we're definitely in the white uniforms. Just once it would be funny to take the field in Atlanta to that instead of the fight song. But yes I know we'll never do it. 

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So Skittebo is going to run all over The Texas Longhorns.  Apparently we don't play defense, we barely play offense, and  it would seem if Texas were still in the b12  they would not even be in this game.

Good Lord surly is full of absolute pussies.

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5 hours ago, CosmoDog said:

I so wish that Texas could find a dude that would have played FB in an earlier era, but was about 6’1 250 lbs for today’s game.

A short yardage wrecking ball would round out our offense quite nicely.

He's nowhere near that heavy (yet), and he probably won't get to 225 lb, but Baby Rhino has some of that game in him.

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4 hours ago, TOR said:

So Skittebo is going to run all over The Texas Longhorns.  Apparently we don't play defense, we barely play offense, and  it would seem if Texas were still in the b12  they would not even be in this game.

Good Lord surly is full of absolute pussies.

Have you ever seen this place after an opponent scores in an actual game?  There’s more pussy here than a strip club.

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How do yall think Horns fans will travel for this? Doesn’t seem like many in this thread are planning to attend. With three potential trips to the Benz in the same postseason I wouldn’t be surprised if fans hold out for the potential of a championship game. 
 

Said another way: where’s the Surly tailgate?

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6 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

How do yall think Horns fans will travel for this? Doesn’t seem like many in this thread are planning to attend. With three potential trips to the Benz in the same postseason I wouldn’t be surprised if fans hold out for the potential of a championship game. 
 

Said another way: where’s the Surly tailgate?

I plan on being there. 

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9 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Are you fucking serious.

Did you even watch that video?
 

The only ankle attempts were desperate dives after he ran by someone.

What I saw was him break almost every tackle that started above his knees.

Watch it again.

Take a breath and then take off the goggles, watch the video again and see what others have seen.

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13 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

How do yall think Horns fans will travel for this? Doesn’t seem like many in this thread are planning to attend. With three potential trips to the Benz in the same postseason I wouldn’t be surprised if fans hold out for the potential of a championship game. 
 

Said another way: where’s the Surly tailgate?

Who fucking cares.

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14 hours ago, Hondo said:

How do you even tackle a guy like that?  Go low around the ankles or something?

One guy wraps up, the next 6 guys rip at the ball and pop the fuck out of him. 
 

He’s not going to look like Superman against guys that have NFL size and strength. 

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12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Like CJ Donaldson who was just in the portal?

I’d have liked to have had him, but for a big guy, he is kind of made of glass. High dollar gamble for Ohio State. 

8 hours ago, TOR said:

So Skittebo is going to run all over The Texas Longhorns.  Apparently we don't play defense, we barely play offense, and  it would seem if Texas were still in the b12  they would not even be in this game.

Good Lord surly is full of absolute pussies.

Get me commissioner Sankey on the phone. We’re surrendering our position in the Peach Bowl. 

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32 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

juvenile?.....How about you pull my finger and then go fuck yourself?

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5 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Have you ever seen this place after an opponent scores in an actual game?  There’s more pussy here than a strip club.

Sometimes I pop into game threads for a laugh. In some game last season, when we were ranked in the top five, the game started out with an opponent gaining like five yards on the ground. "Fuck this team, they're a bunch of soft pussies!". 

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Sorry gang, but the whole season has been just a sham for our defense.   Unfortunately this is how the Peach Bowl will be for our gang of arrogant front 7.  @Sark, put it in the locker room so the guys know that it will be better for them to just protect themselves. 

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11 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Setting things up...4D chess, mark my words...

This is actually a reasonable take. Consider the touchdown to Helm against Clemson. We have a strong tendency to run quick screens from empty, so when the safety saw the RB motion to empty with no WR to his side of the field, he thought the same thing. Tendencies can absolutely be a good thing if you go against them effectively as well.

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36 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sometimes I pop into game threads for a laugh. In some game last season, when we were ranked in the top five, the game started out with an opponent gaining like five yards on the ground. "Fuck this team, they're a bunch of soft pussies!". 

I went into one game thread and read one page for laughs. you would have thought game was over worst loss of the season. we were up 30 something to 3 at that time. lmao

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3 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

I went into one game thread and read one page for laughs. you would have thought game was over worst loss of the season. we were up 30 something to 3 at that time. lmao

Hit the basketball game threads sometimes..  A few times I’ve looked at the thread and thought we were definitely losing, check the score up by 10.  

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