Are you in Marketing? Looking for a gig?

[Handcruser 2815]

My company is looking for someone to spearhead our marketing efforts at our marketing firm.

 

We handle all kinds of marketing stuff for companies. I lead sales efforts.

 

We sell guns and handle the marketing for the manufacturers.

 

If interested send me a PM.

[Blotto 24042]

Huh. I guess it's never too early for a marketing firm to bring on a marketing guy.

Edited 20 hours ago by Blotto

[Brisketexan 106981]

Sorry, no can-do.

[Updawg 2387]

Huh. I guess it's never to early for a marketing firm to bring on a marketing guy.

Sounds like they are just a lean efficient firm. Don’t want a bunch of bloat and dead weight slowing them down

[Brian Fantana 6875]

Market deeznuts

[InkaUtexas 26933]

Not nefarious for most of us.

[CooterBrown 18289]

Why do you need a marketing guy? I thought Fleshlights sold themselves.

[Blotto 24042]

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Why do you need a marketing guy? I thought Fleshlights sold themselves.

It's the new "open carry" campaign

[Paper_jam 852]

I think gun manufacturers can make huge gains in market share with women by making guns a branded fashion accessory, like shoes or purses. Get co-marketing deals with leading fashion brands like Coach, Gucci, Prada etc. and make the guns with custom finishes and trim specced out by designers from that industry.

 

[Kennythetiger 9648]

6 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

I think gun manufacturers can make huge gains in market share with women by making guns a branded fashion accessory, like shoes or purses. Get co-marketing deals with leading fashion brands like Coach, Gucci, Prada etc. and make the guns with custom finishes and trim specced out by designers from that industry.

 

Handcruser, here’s your man. 

[InkaUtexas 26933]

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Handcruser, here’s your man. 

Don't forget the rich latina demographic. Or wanna appear rich. Go with the Selena line.

Selena Sleak. Maybe Sig would get on that. the Sig Selena line. Rounds like her ass, powerful.

[royiv 9833]

10 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

I think gun manufacturers can make huge gains in market share with women by making guns a branded fashion accessory, like shoes or purses. Get co-marketing deals with leading fashion brands like Coach, Gucci, Prada etc. and make the guns with custom finishes and trim specced out by designers from that industry.

 

Did you think the gun dorks hadn’t already done this? Instead of doing it legally, they just do it in violation of copyright laws.

[TwiceHorn 32094]

54 minutes ago, royiv said:

Did you think the gun dorks hadn’t already done this? Instead of doing it legally, they just do it in violation of copyright laws.

*trademark

[bschoolprof 6352]

4 hours ago, Handcruser said:

 

My company is looking for someone to spearhead our marketing efforts at our marketing firm.

 

We handle all kinds of marketing stuff for companies. I lead sales efforts.

 

We sell guns and handle the marketing for the manufacturers.

 

If interested send me a PM.

 

I handle marketing and web domains. I have reserved:

http://www.besthugeglocks.com for you.

PM me for my payment details.  

[RDCanecutter 26909]

Thanks for the opportunity, but I never postured myself as a three-piece suit type.

[InkaUtexas 26933]

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Thanks for the opportunity, but I never postured myself as a three-piece suit type.

It is marketing and guns. All you need are black 5.11 shirts and knock off desert cargo pants. Add in some high-tech boots that fall apart in real use. Good to go.

 

[Gatorubet 30767]

Why not add small coffins to the line….ya know, think outside the box.

 

[Kennythetiger 9648]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Don't forget the rich latina demographic. Or wanna appear rich. Go with the Selena line.

Selena Sleak. Maybe Sig would get on that. the Sig Selena line. Rounds like her ass, powerful.

I gave up hunting a long time ago but you’ve got me ready to buy one of these!!  

[RDCanecutter 26909]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

It is marketing and guns. All you need are black 5.11 shirts and knock off desert cargo pants. Add in some high-tech boots that fall apart in real use. Good to go.

 

I'd need to refresh all my acronyms. Strac Troopers are TDY to Jupiter with acronyms, and no 19DeltaEchoNiner worth his MRE would undo his slide-fastener, interlocking to expel an O1's worth of Bad Liquid Ideas from his gun without some acronymish suppressive fire, TBH.

[InkaUtexas 26933]

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd need to refresh all my acronyms. Strac Troopers are TDY to Jupiter with acronyms, and no 19DeltaEchoNiner worth his MRE would undo his slide-fastener, interlocking to expel an O1's worth of Bad Liquid Ideas from his gun without some acronymish suppressive fire, TBH.

We got faith in you. Just hang around a gun show near Fort (insert new name) and listen to all the guys who were in Group. They know whats up, except for selection.

[RDCanecutter 26909]

Reminds me I need to know what all my male inlaws shoot. I got the women jewelry, now I need brass and lead for the men's Christmas presents.

[BearMace 2246]

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

It is marketing and guns. All you need are black 5.11 shirts and knock off desert cargo pants. Add in some high-tech boots that fall apart in real use. Good to go.

 

[ztejas 44267]

Sent you a pm.