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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

One of my favorite carols.

Got stood up on a stage in 11th grade and taught to sing that. Knew about as much French as a house cat at the time, but still remember that oboe < hautbois = "high wood."

I woulda thought it meant "duck quacker."

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 A Møøse once bit my sister 

Driving the family through RMNP, we came upon a line of parked cars, with people milling about. When the teens saw the moose, out of the car they went. My wife followed. When I saw the calf, I busily hurried the ladies back into the vehicle. Happily, that mama wasn’t perturbed by the dozen humans standing between her and her youngster. 

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Going through Yellowstone when I was in college, we stopped to see some magnificent elk near the road. Some idiot picked a whole bunch of tall grass, made it into a bouquet, and started walking to the elk like he was gonna feed it.

(see photo below for approximation of activities)

 I started screaming at him that he was “an idiot and he could die in a second….get away from the elk!”

His large hausfrau started ya-ya-ing at me rudely, while walking toward the two with a polaroid.  The elk started shaking his antlers, and pawing the ground.  I thought the idiot was dead, but the elk made a quick 180 and headed for the tree line.

The wife said I ruined the picture.

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