Happy Yule This Wōdnesdæg!

[Gatorubet 30783]

 

 

 

Merry Christmas, a Cool Yule, or Whatever Makes You Happy Day to all you perverts. 

Five years ago in Brussels..,

[RDCanecutter 26917]

Nollaig Chridheil, agus pògaibh sibh uile mo thòn!

[InkaUtexas 26944]

Faliz Navidad to all.

[ztejas 44281]

What the fuck are y'all talking about?

I celebrate Kwanzaa and Chinese New Year.

[Gatorubet 30783]

  God jul och Trevlig helg!

[Redneck Mutha 8209]

[austingirl 2196]

Buon Natale!

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about em

[Brothahorn 10099]

Merry Christmas, Mitches!

[GopherRock 1777]

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 

 

 

[Al Czervik 1267]

Hey Roring, jag har en tums penis. 

Merry Christmas bilinguals! 

Edited 12 hours ago by Al Czervik
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[Willfully Horn 8284]

 

[Gatorubet 30783]

1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

Hey Roring, jag har en tums penis. 

Merry Christmas bilinguals! 

Ja….ja….ja!

[Gatorubet 30783]

1 hour ago, GopherRock said:

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 

 

 

Edited 10 hours ago by Gatorubet

[Beau Vine 55888]

 A Møøse once bit my sister 

[DaggerHorns 3172]

[Gatorubet 30783]

One of my favorite carols.

[RDCanecutter 26917]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

One of my favorite carols.

Got stood up on a stage in 11th grade and taught to sing that. Knew about as much French as a house cat at the time, but still remember that oboe < hautbois = "high wood."

I woulda thought it meant "duck quacker."

[27-25 2087]

 

Frohe Weihnachten

[Willfully Horn 8284]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 A Møøse once bit my sister 

Driving the family through RMNP, we came upon a line of parked cars, with people milling about. When the teens saw the moose, out of the car they went. My wife followed. When I saw the calf, I busily hurried the ladies back into the vehicle. Happily, that mama wasn’t perturbed by the dozen humans standing between her and her youngster. 

[Gatorubet 30783]

Going through Yellowstone when I was in college, we stopped to see some magnificent elk near the road. Some idiot picked a whole bunch of tall grass, made it into a bouquet, and started walking to the elk like he was gonna feed it.

(see photo below for approximation of activities)

 I started screaming at him that he was “an idiot and he could die in a second….get away from the elk!”

His large hausfrau started ya-ya-ing at me rudely, while walking toward the two with a polaroid.  The elk started shaking his antlers, and pawing the ground.  I thought the idiot was dead, but the elk made a quick 180 and headed for the tree line.

The wife said I ruined the picture.