Happy Yule This Wōdnesdæg!

[Gatorubet 30807]

 

 

 

Merry Christmas, a Cool Yule, or Whatever Makes You Happy Day to all you perverts. 

Five years ago in Brussels..,

[RDCanecutter 26937]

Nollaig Chridheil, agus pògaibh sibh uile mo thòn!

[InkaUtexas 27004]

Faliz Navidad to all.

[ztejas 44296]

What the fuck are y'all talking about?

I celebrate Kwanzaa and Chinese New Year.

[Gatorubet 30807]

  God jul och Trevlig helg!

[Redneck Mutha 8237]

[austingirl 2198]

Buon Natale!

[Pato del Muerto 53614]

I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about em

[Brothahorn 10100]

Merry Christmas, Mitches!

[GopherRock 1778]

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 

 

 

[Al Czervik 1268]

Hey Roring, jag har en tums penis. 

Merry Christmas bilinguals! 

Edited Tuesday at 07:06 PM by Al Czervik
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[Willfully Horn 8294]

 

[Gatorubet 30807]

1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

Hey Roring, jag har en tums penis. 

Merry Christmas bilinguals! 

Ja….ja….ja!

[Gatorubet 30807]

1 hour ago, GopherRock said:

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 

 

 

Edited Tuesday at 08:47 PM by Gatorubet

[Beau Vine 55901]

 A Møøse once bit my sister 

[DaggerHorns 3190]

[Gatorubet 30807]

One of my favorite carols.

[RDCanecutter 26937]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

One of my favorite carols.

Got stood up on a stage in 11th grade and taught to sing that. Knew about as much French as a house cat at the time, but still remember that oboe < hautbois = "high wood."

I woulda thought it meant "duck quacker."

[27-25 2088]

 

Frohe Weihnachten

[Willfully Horn 8294]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 A Møøse once bit my sister 

Driving the family through RMNP, we came upon a line of parked cars, with people milling about. When the teens saw the moose, out of the car they went. My wife followed. When I saw the calf, I busily hurried the ladies back into the vehicle. Happily, that mama wasn’t perturbed by the dozen humans standing between her and her youngster. 

[Gatorubet 30807]

Going through Yellowstone when I was in college, we stopped to see some magnificent elk near the road. Some idiot picked a whole bunch of tall grass, made it into a bouquet, and started walking to the elk like he was gonna feed it.

(see photo below for approximation of activities)

 I started screaming at him that he was “an idiot and he could die in a second….get away from the elk!”

His large hausfrau started ya-ya-ing at me rudely, while walking toward the two with a polaroid.  The elk started shaking his antlers, and pawing the ground.  I thought the idiot was dead, but the elk made a quick 180 and headed for the tree line.

The wife said I ruined the picture.

 

 

[flatdawgs 1356]

Feliz Natal e boas festas,  seus animais nojentos! 

(from the non-Portuguese town of Lillehammer)

[Hefeweizen 5481]

Good morning, it’s 345 in the most beautiful spot on the planet and I’m up with my pup.  Merry Christmas and may you wake up to lumps of coal in your stockings.

[BurntEyes 6355]

Merry Christmas or whatever crazy cult holiday you weirdos choose to celebrate!! For the folks who are parents I have this gif to share!

 

[Willfully Horn 8294]

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[Carl Spackler 3633]

Merry Christmas, you assholes

[BillyGoatHill 4422]

On 12/23/2024 at 10:54 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about em

And Merry Christmas to all you non believers...

[TexPx 2338]

[atomheartbevo 90692]

As my ancestors used to say in the Old Country, “Verkauf mir deine Frauen!”

[RDCanecutter 26937]

17 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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I could have been someone.

[Armybrat 41468]

 

[Carl Spackler 3633]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I could have been someone.

Well, so could anyone.