¡Snek!

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

We all know Springtime is snake time.

Saw these Diamondback Water Snakes at a park near the Energy Corridor...

 

[gecko 1104]

Did you use flamethrower or grenades?

[South Austin 52431]

Like the new thread title. Snek time is year round.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

10 minutes ago, gecko said:

Did you use flamethrower or grenades?

I tried to pour salt on it but that only works for slugs. 

Good snek. 

[Trey3216 15343]

The only good snek is wallet/boot snek.  

[kmac30 416]

Had a snake in my garage yesterday.  Pretty sure it was a ribbon snake. It was long and thin, long stripes. I tried to grab it but it was too fast.  As far as I know it’s still in the garage.  It needs to vacate ASAP. 

[woohorn 1131]

It's probably not in your garage anymore. They mostly go in to garages to mate. Most of their feeding/living time is spent in the attached dwelling.

[bschoolprof 6251]

Love this thread.  Glad it started anew.  

[Rollo Tomassi 80]

2 hours ago, woohorn said:

It's probably not in your garage anymore. They mostly go in to garages to mate. Most of their feeding/living time is spent in the attached dwelling.

strong. +rep

[elfenix 34221]

did you use a 600mm lens for those pics or what?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

34 minutes ago, elfenix said:

did you use a 600mm lens for those pics or what?

400mm. But I was as close as I could get and still focus (1.6 meters). Non venomous snake so zero fucks given. 

[SquishMitten 10403]

3 hours ago, woohorn said:

It's probably not in your garage anymore. They mostly go in to garages to mate. Most of their feeding/living time is spent in the attached dwelling.

Most excellent

[Call 393]

https://m.imgur.com/a/OYn6R

 

Not sure if this headless snek will post. One head was cropped and the other removed via pistol Saturday.

Edited March 26, 2018 by Call
Trying to post a damn picture

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

1 hour ago, Call said:

https://m.imgur.com/a/OYn6R

 

Not sure if this headless snek will post. One head was cropped and the other removed via pistol Saturday.

Here you go. 

[faps 806]

On the Slaughter Creek mountain bike trail weekend before last. My pants were nearly shat.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Y’all must think I am crazy, but I want to get some good shots of pit vipers.  Pretty easy to find cottonmouths here, but rattlesnakes are rare. I never see them in central Texas when I am over from Houston. 

Only one I have seen was in Big Bend State Park in Closed Canyon.  Juvenile Black Tail.  Focus on its head is really soft.  meh.

Edited March 27, 2018 by Patricio Swayze

[miguelito 11250]

I do think you're crazy.   Cool pic, though.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

2 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I do think you're crazy.   Cool pic, though.

Crazy, or crazy sexy?

[Red Sundance 6]

[Topper13 3257]

7 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Here you go. 

Guitar strap snek

[Newdoc 3439]

[miguelito 11250]

That poor little boy is also hedless.

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

That poor little boy is also hedless.

And was never taught the proper way to tie his shoes.  Poor parenting.

[DocZaius 65]

 

[markstanco 12570]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zepol87 9185]

Thought only white people did shit like that 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

My heart is racing.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

nope nope nope

[RollLeft 5040]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Thought only white people did shit like that 

Well, he looks half white so...

[DocZaius 65]

https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/jacksonville-womans-encounter-with-giant-rattlesnake-goes-viral

 

 

[Zepol87 9185]

Why God???

[HOOKEM4 5036]

There is no god. This is proof.

[DarthBalls 4]

we should rename this thread, "nightmare fuel"

[Teddyballgame 441]

[TxEx99 31]

Look at the size of that thing.

This is why people should be able to own flame throwers.

Quote

 

 

[Teddyballgame 441]

fucker is hanging out in the weep hole of my house---guess I better just burn the whole house down

[Brothahorn 10087]

Never going to Jacksonville.

[JSB 677]

nope nope nope

[SurlyBDR 22762]

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Goddamn!

[irishtexan 11511]

Cobra whisperer dies of cobra bite, surprisingly

[HOOKEM4 5036]

Is there a full body iron man suit that I can wear out on the ranch to go hunt these fuckers. I have a feeling I am going to need to murder a bunch this year. I am not going to risk snake boots being enough after seeing that abomination above.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

May have answered my own question. 

Looks like it is this:

 

Or this:

 

Edited March 27, 2018 by HOOKEM4

[HOOKEM4 5036]

 

Option B it is.

[Chad Fuck 17658]

Looks like the boas breeding with the rattlers out in Florida.  Nightmarefuel.

[Lou 264]

In the words of the immortal Archie Bunker, "Good night nurse"

[NaTeWHO 852]

I was spraying some weeds in the yard in sandals and had snek jet out from a bush and across my foot. I'm assuming it was some kind of non poisonous garden snek, but still scared the shit out of me.

[jofus 2266]

taking the little ones fishing / camping has been especially nerve racking the past few weeks. luckily we haven't found anything yet. 

[deadshank 24652]

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

That guy get bit and die?