¡Snek!

[Hollywood 342]

I think that is a Bull Snek.

Dark triangle head I think is a rat snek. Snek is a snek though.


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[Rimbo 25935]

On 3/26/2018 at 4:27 AM, gecko said:

Did you use flamethrower or grenades?

orbital nuclear strike

only way to be sure

[Wally Pryor 5261]

 

 

Edited May 16, 2018 by Wally Pryor

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Damn he was shiny.  Is that the rare aluminum foil snake or the stainless steel snake?

[Samson's Wig 3192]

Blue Indigo? 

[Brewin’1up 34]

The wife almost stepped on a Copperhead last weekend. It was late, and she was walking back to the house from the shop. She ran inside to tell me. I grabbed a flashlight and went hunting, but couldn't find him. Now when its dark and I'm coming back up to the house, every branch in the backyard looks like a snake. That's the third one this year.

[Spaulding Smails 1552]

Snek.  In the chicken run.  Was kinda dead when it tried to get out through the garden netting and got stuck.  Was very dead when wife found it and got after it with the shovel.  

Coachwhip.  I think?  

I know, I know... Good snake.  But not good snake when it's going after the chicken eggs.  And tough to revive em once they get caught in that netting.  

[AUS-97HORN 11762]

lab seems intrigued by snek

[Spaulding Smails 1552]

Murphy the lab was definitely intrigued by snek.  Had to throw him on the other side of the creek to make sure dead snek didn't end up as dinner snek.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Murphy the lab was definitely intrigued by snek.  Had to throw him on the other side of the creek to make sure dead snek didn't end up as dinner snek.  

Did the lab land on its feet?

[SurlyBDR 22791]

Thought I'd post this here, although there's no snek pictures.

Friend of a friend's kid. Apparently they saw him reach down and get struck about 5 times. Little 2' something rattler out in the Killeen area.

 

[deadshank 24653]

On 5/16/2018 at 4:40 PM, Brewin’1up said:

The wife almost stepped on a Copperhead last weekend. It was late, and she was walking back to the house from the shop. She ran inside to tell me. I grabbed a flashlight and went hunting, but couldn't find him. Now when its dark and I'm coming back up to the house, every branch in the backyard looks like a snake. That's the third one this year.

You need to remember where you place them so you don't off yourself instead of her.

[WBT 20572]

*vials

Gnarly pictures of the hand and arm

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Venomous sneks should be deported.

[SurlyBDR 22791]

[TxEx99 31]

That kid is way younger than a I thought.  How awful for him and his parents.  Someone please tell me that snake is dead.

[Brothahorn 10087]

When did coachwhips become good snakes?

Snek.  In the chicken run.  Was kinda dead when it tried to get out through the garden netting and got stuck.  Was very dead when wife found it and got after it with the shovel.  
Coachwhip.  I think?  
I know, I know... Good snake.  But not good snake when it's going after the chicken eggs.  And tough to revive em once they get caught in that netting.  

[SquishMitten 10408]

Since forever?

[Spaulding Smails 1552]

@Brothahorn I try not to kill non-venomous snakes.  They're just trying to make a living like the rest of us.  But venomous snakes or anything that messes with my kids / pets / animals gets the business end of a shovel or shotgun.  I try to keep them out of the chickens with that netting around the base of the chicken run and full 1/2" hardware cloth around the actual coop.  I'd rather them move along than have a heart attack when I go check for eggs.

[thunderlounge 7832]

On 5/16/2018 at 3:35 PM, Wally Pryor said:

 

 

 

Did they just chuck the bucket in the corner of the bullpen at the end there? You see a white bucket go flying right before it cuts off.

[NorthLoop 14203]

8 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Did they just chuck the bucket in the corner of the bullpen at the end there? You see a white bucket go flying right before it cuts off.

I'd like to think the snake escaped and all hell broke loose

[thunderlounge 7832]

10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I'd like to think the snake escaped and all hell broke loose

 

I was waiting for yakity sax to start, but it ended instead. I had a sad. 

[South Austin 52504]

On 5/17/2018 at 8:08 PM, ernest_t_bass said:

Venomous sneks should be deported.

[RD3 64]

We were at our neighborhood swim meet yesterday and my son and one of his buddies were about a foot from a rattlesnake. They were in the pool grounds but there is a rock garden that surrounds the pool on one side.  The snake had ventured under the fence and was not on the pool decking but within the fence.

Picture below taken from outside the pool looking into the pool decking (snake is in the middle).  My 9 year old was sitting on the concrete block.  I helped get the kids away (and yes the kids wanted to get close and look) and a couple of dads were able to kill it after the kids were far enough away. Crazy.  They were too close for comfort.

[bschoolprof 6254]

Luckily the pool was nearby to put out the fire from the flamethrower you surely used.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

4 hours ago, RD3 said:

We were at our neighborhood swim meet yesterday and my son and one of his buddies were about a foot from a rattlesnake. They were in the pool grounds but there is a rock garden that surrounds the pool on one side.  The snake had ventured under the fence and was not on the pool decking but within the fence.

Picture below taken from outside the pool looking into the pool decking (snake is in the middle).  My 9 year old was sitting on the concrete block.  I helped get the kids away (and yes the kids wanted to get close and look) and a couple of dads were able to kill it after the kids were far enough away. Crazy.  They were too close for comfort.

Did it rattle or did someone just have keen eyesight?  Because it is easier to spot Bert than the snake in that picture.

[RD3 64]

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Did it rattle or did someone just have keen eyesight?  Because it is easier to spot Bert than the snake in that picture.

No rattle. My son's friend dropped his towel in there and went to grab it and saw the snake. LUCKY.

[gsoda3 3261]

and that was the best picture you got?

[RD3 64]

8 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

and that was the best picture you got?

I have a picture of the dad who killed the snake holding it up but I didn't know if I should post that...

[RD3 64]

19 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Luckily the pool was nearby to put out the fire from the flamethrower you surely used.  

A rake and pocket knife got it.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

14 minutes ago, RD3 said:

A rake and pocket knife got it.

Pocket knife ? !! Just how does one fit a 10' blade in a pocket knife ?

[gsoda3 3261]

captain american there used a pocket knife and a rake?  good for him.  can't the heads still bite after being cut off? 

[Hornsareus 9]

I saw a 4-5 foot bull snek at Fair Park waiting on a bus for the Bryon.  All the lot carnies were freaking out and the snek ended up slithering under a porta-shitter.  Surprised the dude who stepped out when everyone started yelling ¡snek! 

[RD3 64]

2 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

captain american there used a pocket knife and a rake?  good for him.  can't the heads still bite after being cut off? 

I didn't see it but I think they pinned it with a big pool rake...

[HOOKEM4 5037]

Where is the snake in that picture?

[South Austin 52504]

4 hours ago, Hornsareus said:

I saw a 4-5 foot bull snek at Fair Park waiting on a bus for the Bryon.  

So the snek was waiting to ride the bus?

[Trey3216 15346]

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So the snek was waiting to ride the bus?

Yep.  He wasn't a 1%er  with private access

[Underdog 28633]

Bet that snake thought it to be a good day to hangout at the pool, catch some rays and then...  WHAMMO!!!  Motherfucker gets taken out. 

[bschoolprof 6254]

2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Where is the snake in that picture?

When you see it . . . you'll shit bricks.

Spoiler

look dead in the middle of the picture, in between the metal fence and the concrete patio.  Look for western diamondback rattlesnake skin.  It's coiled up.  

 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Is he coiled up on top of a rock?  If so, then I think I see him.  Or, you could just, you know, circle the fucker and save us all some time.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Hopefully this loads.  He's kind of hard to see, but this moccasin kept skating back and forth while we were fishing one of the coves at LBJ.  In the video, I mention to my BIL, "If he comes back towards the boat, I'm shooting him".  He ended up coming straight towards the boat, and I waited until he was close enough to get a solid head shot.  BIL was supposed to be recording the execution with my phone, but he forgot to switch the camera option to video.  I love snakes, as long as they're non-venomous.  I don't really even hate venomous snakes, other than water moccasins.  I'll go out of my way to destroy those fucking things.  Again, it's a shitty video, but he's moving along the bank, in the sun, just left of the shadow.

https://imgur.com/a/J9ti0f7

 

 

[Hairy Biped 586]

Looks like snek like baseball all over Texas.  This happened in Brenham during a playoff game this weekend.

[bluto 4929]

bet your ass any ball that rolled to the fence I'm throwing up my hands like a ground rule double

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Fuck this...

 

http://www.live5news.com/story/38240484/kayaker-in-critical-condition-after-rattlesnake-falls-out-of-tree-and-bites-him-on-edisto-river

 

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COLLETON COUNTY, SC (WCSC) -

A man who was kayaking on the Edisto River is in critical condition after a rattlesnake fell out of a tree and bit him, according to Colleton County Fire and Rescue officials. 

Authorities say the 28-year-old man was bitten twice by a rattlesnake on the hand Saturday morning. 

According to CCFR officials, the snake was captured by the victim's friends who were kayaking with him.

The group then traveled to a landing at the end of Bobcat Lane and called 911.

"Medic 26 arrived about 12 minutes later and began treating the man," CCFR officials said."Colleton Medical Center was contacted and had anti-venom available." 

The man was then transported to Colleton Medical Center. 

"His condition greatly deteriorated en route to the hospital," CCFR officials said."The hospital treated him in the ED and transferred him to the ICU." 

He was then transported by helicopter to MUSC the following morning. 

Copyright 2018 WCSC. All rights reserved.  

 

[South Austin 52504]

So we have sneks waiting on buses and watching baseball games.  The invasion is upon us.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Just now, South Austin said:

So we have sneks waiting on buses and watching baseball games.  The invasion is upon us.

And dive bombing kayakers from trees.

[South Austin 52504]

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

And dive bombing kayakers from trees.

Next thing you know they'll be opening fire in high schools.*

 

 

 

 

 

*Too soon?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Next thing you know they'll be opening fire in high schools.*

 

 

 

 

 

*Too soon?

That's just silly.  Where is a snek gonna get the cash to buy a semi auto ?

[South Austin 52504]

7 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That's just silly.  Where is a snek gonna get the cash to buy a semi auto ?

From his parents.  Duh.

[Trey3216 15346]

20 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That's just silly.  Where is a snek gonna get the cash to buy a semi auto ?

He's gonna take it from the MS-13 member he's about to bite.