¡Snek!

[bmbmd 1027]

On 12/23/2018 at 7:05 AM, Netzer said:

 

I'm thinking my place could look like that.

[Stoogey 219]

Happy New Year from your mom.

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[miguelito 11266]

I hate rattlers as much as the next guy, but it's kind of a shame to kill an old-timer like that.  Probably didn't even have all his teeth left (someone else can verify that).

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

That’s just fucking dumb unless it was a nuisance. Even, relocate it. People are such pussies.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

That’s just fucking dumb unless it was a nuisance. Even, relocate it. People are such pussies.

Killing needlessly is pathetic.

[NorthLoop 14215]

Whatever. He was 2 weeks shy of dying by javelina anyways. Better him than whatever else he decided to bite. 

[RMac5 1551]

Yeah well fuck a rattler! Non poisonous belly crawlers get a pass, the poisonous ones get the hoe.

 

[South Austin 52519]

12 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Yeah well fuck a rattler! Non poisonous belly crawlers get a pass, the poisonous ones get the hoe.

Leave your mom out of this.

[El Diablo 4232]

21 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

That’s just fucking dumb unless it was a nuisance. Even, relocate it. People are such pussies.

Relocate? Without an environmental impact study? You just gonna upset an entire ecosystem 'cause you don't have the balls to kill a poisonous snake? What kind of nature hater are you?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

29 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Relocate? Without an environmental impact study? You just gonna upset an entire ecosystem 'cause you don't have the balls to kill a poisonous snake? What kind of nature hater are you?

Unless it was in your back yard, near your kids or posing imminent danger, why do you need to kill or relocate it ?

[Bevo 13579]

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Unless it was in your back yard, near your kids or posing imminent danger, why do you need to kill or relocate it ?

Gentrification

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Gentrification

Nice.......  very anti snekist, but funny.

[El Diablo 4232]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Unless it was in your back yard, near your kids or posing imminent danger, why do you need to kill or relocate it ?

Can we not assume that the snake WAS in the backyard, near children or posing imminent danger?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

33 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Can we not assume that the snake WAS in the backyard, near children or posing imminent danger?

Oh for damn sure you can, and then I SAY KILL KILL KILL KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL !!  Anyway back to reality.....my comments are just in the abstract, respect life kind of philosophy.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

3 hours ago, RMac5 said:

Yeah well fuck a rattler! Non poisonous belly crawlers get a pass, the poisonous ones get the hoe.

 

Venomous 

[El Diablo 4232]

9 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh for damn sure you can, and then I SAY KILL KILL KILL KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL !!  Anyway back to reality.....my comments are just in the abstract, respect life kind of philosophy.

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Relocate? Without an environmental impact study? You just gonna upset an entire ecosystem 'cause you don't have the balls to kill a poisonous snake? What kind of nature hater are you?

You are a giant wuss. I have killed plenty of snakes. I have also slated plenty of pussy,, which I doubt you have considering you are a spineless fuck.

Also, venomous is the word you are looking for you uneducated fuck.

[El Diablo 4232]

6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

You are a giant wuss. I have killed plenty of snakes. I have also slated plenty of pussy,, which I doubt you have considering you are a spineless fuck.

Also, venomous is the word you are looking for you uneducated fuck.

That's complex. Avoiding the issue while lobbing hand grenades. Seems like a pussy move to me.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

That's complex. Avoiding the issue while lobbing hand grenades. Seems like a pussy move to me.

Take the tampex pussy.

[El Diablo 4232]

3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Take the tampex pussy.

Can't you just relocate it?

[RMac5 1551]

Yeah my bad! The fucking snake with venom gets the hoe or the 357. 

 

[SquishMitten 10414]

Venomous snakes make venomous snake babies. Just because it’s not in your yard today, doesn’t mean it or its offspring won’t be there tomorrow. I suppose this dumb argument has merit if you’re in the middle of a desert hundreds of miles from civilization, but other than that...kill em.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Fuck snakes! Only good snakes are dead snakes

[smwhorn 482]

Down Under.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/huge-python-in-toilet-gives-australian-family-a-fright-shocks-locals-my-worst-nightmare

[TxEx99 31]

1 hour ago, smwhorn said:

Down Under.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/huge-python-in-toilet-gives-australian-family-a-fright-shocks-locals-my-worst-nightmare

I am not clicking that shit.  Nope.  Nightmare fuel for life.  Rip out the entire septic system.  It's the only way to be sure.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Caught this little Rough Earthsnake the other day. Never caught one before.

[El Diablo 4232]

5 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Caught this little Rough Earthsnake the other day. Never caught one before.

The "Pretzel Hold", there's only one way to get out of it.

[Reagan1k 3024]

Worlds collide - Snake uses Spider tail to hunt - Have fun sleeping tonight.

imgur

[Trey3216 15347]

7 minutes ago, Reagan1k said:

Worlds collide - Snake uses Spider tail to hunt - Have fun sleeping tonight.

 

 

That ain't right

[Zepol87 9188]

Bird was stupid. 

Edited January 24, 2019 by Zepol87

[TxEx99 31]

Ain't going near no spider, that looks anything like that, so kinda cool.  Still, nature you scary.

[mchookem 16336]

how did bird not catch on the first time

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

how did bird not catch on the first time

Ever heard of the expression “bird brain”.*













*does not apply to genus Corvus.

[Trey3216 15347]

15 minutes ago, mchookem said:

how did bird not catch on the first time

 

15 minutes ago, mchookem said:

how did bird not catch on the first time

Tricksy snake tail

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Found this Texas Ratsnake today.  I guess it was about 4' long.

[elfenix 34304]

gud snek

[Parliament 14260]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-46996559

 

An Australian woman "jumped off her seat" after being bitten by a snake on the toilet, a reptile handler says.

Helen Richards, 59, received the non-venomous strike in the dark at a relative's house in Brisbane on Tuesday.

She received minor puncture wounds from the 1.5m (5ft) carpet python.

Handler Jasmine Zeleny, who retrieved the reptile, said it was common to find snakes seeking water in toilets during hot weather.

Ms Richards told local media she had felt a "sharp tap".

"I jumped up with my pants down and turned around to see what looked like a longneck turtle receding back into the bowl," she told The Courier Mail newspaper.

[bschoolprof 6263]

The existence of a snake called a “spider tailed viper” is basically just nature’s “go fuck yourself, bitch” play. 

[Underdog 28709]

Carpet python = carpet muncher? 

[thunderlounge 7865]

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Carpet python = carpet muncher? 

 

It retreated, so obviously no carpet was found. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

The existence of a snake called a “spider tailed viper” is basically just nature’s “go fuck yourself, bitch” play. 

Well better than one that has a triple meat from whataburger as a tail and is 11ft long.

[thunderlounge 7865]

10 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Well better than one that has a triple meat from whataburger as a tail and is 11ft long. 

 

Gotdamn we're all gonna die.

[crash_davis 23113]

 

[Zepol87 9188]

Fuck all that

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

pos rep for putting snek vid in snek thread this time

[crash_davis 23113]

34 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

pos rep for putting snek vid in snek thread this time

you're welcome, blacklab.  🙂

[Zepol87 9188]

 

[Trey3216 15347]

11 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

 

Sheryl’s She Shed Scorching “jumps to the house” 

[Jerry Callo 8704]

On 1/30/2019 at 8:48 AM, crash_davis said:

 

That's terrifying.  That girl is clearly a witch or something.