¡Snek!

[RollLeft 5040]

#manhands#pass

[Lou 264]

Two-headed rattlesnake found in New Jersey

https://www.foxnews.com/science/two-headed-rattlesnake-new-jersey

 

[Underdog 28461]

Newark? 

[Fudbelty 2786]

Apparently I haz sneks

[Trey3216 15325]

10 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Apparently I haz sneks

And healthy ones.   F that 

[SurlyBDR 22691]

 

[Trey3216 15325]

38 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Fuck. Every. Bit. Of.  That.  

[Underdog 28461]

Note to self:  Stay the fuck away and out of Formoso River, wherever the fuck that is.  

[South Austin 52182]

I pissed in my pants a little just watching that video.

[Brothahorn 10085]

If he was minding his own business, why was he in the snake’s water? Gentrification?

[RollLeft 5040]

Don't start none won't be none.

[ChickenSandwich 9803]

“This encounter proves they are not aggressive towards humans”

OR 

It proves he was fucking full

[deadshank 24651]

Bartolomo has rocks in his head

[Trey3216 15325]

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

If he was minding his own business, why was he in the snake’s water? Gentrification?

If he was minding his own business, why did he keep getting in snek’s way

[Quasimofo 406]

“This encounter proves they are not aggressive towards humans”
OR 
It proves he was fucking full

Don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Bumped into this dude today.  Only my second hognose, nice colorful juvenile. 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

ded snek?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Swayze is a snake lover.  He probably bought it a steak dinner and a bottle of wine before letting it go.

[That Guy 955]

Gave it a quick little snake job. Snake is back in the leaves telling his friends, “I never thought it would happen to me...”

Edited September 22, 2019 by That Guy

[smwhorn 481]

23 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Bumped into this dude today.  Only my second hognose, nice colorful juvenile. 

Good snek.  Makes the world a better place snek.

[Braff Zacklin 13460]

23 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Bumped into this dude today.  Only my second hognose, nice colorful juvenile.

Hey, Swayze ... negged cuz no Big Red.

Seriously, nice find. They are so oddly proportioned, like a caricature of a snake drawn by a child.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Hey, Swayze ... negged cuz no Big Red.
Seriously, nice find. They are so oddly proportioned, like a caricature of a snake drawn by a child.

Haha. I had bbq yesterday for lunch and did have a big red. So take that.

[vicerous 169]

Good snek?

 

[SquishMitten 10402]

Yup. Unless you're a rat

[SimonBolivar 10949]

On 9/14/2019 at 9:51 PM, Fudbelty said:

Apparently I haz sneks

Just a Diamondback Water Snake.

[ChickenSandwich 9803]

Aka. Speed bump 

[SquishMitten 10402]

Nah man. They’ll bite through your tire!

[SquishMitten 10402]

Nah man. They’ll bite through your tire!

[smwhorn 481]

Huge "well-fed" snek.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/huge-snake-caught-australia

[Jerry Callo 8671]

39 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Huge "well-fed" snek.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/huge-snake-caught-australia

Crikey!

[Trey3216 15325]

4 hours ago, smwhorn said:

Huge "well-fed" snek.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/huge-snake-caught-australia

That sumbitch is too fat to be mad 

Edited September 26, 2019 by Trey3216

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Forced perspective 

[NorthLoop 14123]

Sweatergod every goddamn snek in Australia is poisonous 

[WBT 20447]

And the jellyfish, spiders, snails, octopuses, and probably bunny rabbits.

[South Austin 52182]

6 hours ago, WBT said:

And the jellyfish, spiders, snails, octopuses, and probably bunny rabbits.

U.S. Marines are indeed deadly creatures.

[thunderlounge 7773]

On 9/27/2019 at 12:19 AM, WBT said:

And the jellyfish, spiders, snails, octopuses, and probably bunny rabbits.

 

 

[smwhorn 481]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/05/us/python-captured-florida-trnd/index.html

Snek.  Python.  Forida.

[thunderlounge 7773]

Taurus. Judge. .410. Python head. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Went out looking for hognose snakes yesterday and ended up seeing this Rough Green snake. Only the second one I have managed to catch.

[TwiceHorn 31343]

So cool.  Great pix.

[Quasimofo 406]

Saw these guys about 100 yards apart a couple of weeks ago, before the cold front. You're not getting close-up, beautiful pictures from me. Especially with that mean one! I'll leave those to Swayze.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Holy shit. Two Texas snakes I have yet to come across. I need to fix that pronto. Western Diamondback and Gopher.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Holy shit. Two Texas snakes I have yet to come across. I need to fix that pronto. Western Diamondback and Gopher.

Isn’t that second one a Bull snek?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Isn’t that second one a Bull snek?

Bull and gopher are different name for the same species.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Isn’t that second one a Bull snek?

Double post.

 

But then looked it up. Different name for same species. Mainly an eastern and western thing.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I found one in my back yard that I kept as a pet for almost six years. Never snapped at me once, easily the nicest snake I’ve ever owned. And they’re typically pretty mean. RIP Billy Jack.

[SimonBolivar 10949]

27 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

I found one in my back yard that I kept as a pet for almost six years. Never snapped at me once, easily the nicest snake I’ve ever owned. And they’re typically pretty mean. RIP Billy Jack.

Our 7th grade science teacher had one that she caught out in West Texas and it was constantly striking the glass. It got so bad that she decided to keep it covered during class.

[SimonBolivar 10949]

7 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Holy shit. Two Texas snakes I have yet to come across. I need to fix that pronto. Western Diamondback and Gopher.

That surprises me, but I guess Houston is more Timber friendly than Western Diamondback?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

That surprises me, but I guess Houston is more Timber friendly than Western Diamondback?

You might find timber and Pygmy rattlesnakes in the far north or northeast suburbs. But not real common. Western diamondbacks in Galveston and just a bit west of sealy. But that’s a stretch.

[Quasimofo 406]

Interesting thing about my part of the world (North Central Texas) is when Fall starts sending cold fronts in, those Western Diamondbacks will crawl out on country roads, and warm themselves at night. Most people drive right by, thinking it's a stick between the two lanes. If I see that coontail coloration when I drive by, I'll stop and go back, which my wife HATES!