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I'd like to offer my CR friends a warm thought for Christmas


Gil Bang

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"Well, thanks for the socks.  That's very thoughtful.  A guy can never have too many pairs of socks.  But, you know . . . I was thinking more of maybe something like a new tux or tailored suit.  In political terms, that would be like Trump dying. But, hey, that's a lot to ask, so, you know, never mind.  Actually, the stocking stuffer of Matt Gaetz getting stiffed (get it?!  Stiffed . . like Red Bull and Viagra.  It's a joke!) was pretty good.  

But, yeah, Limbaugh being dead is OK.  Well, let's be honest: I'd kinda forgot about him. 

Is that it?  No other presents to open?"

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