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So we literally have the entire Axis of Evil playing in bowl games tomorrow.


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Posted
30 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Literally?

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

Isn't A&M Hitler? I mean they have the Hitler youth and brown shirts.

 

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Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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it really is the lesser of two evils, like cheering for Stalin against Hitler

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

The Japanese Hillbillies. I guess Arkansas could be Japan. I'm still working on OU.

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

Not so fast Kimosabe

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I would say that the battle is for who is #4 in the state of Texas. 

Rapelor currently has #3 wrapped up.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I'll be damned. That does sound like Arkansas

That’s The Great Kabuki’s music!

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2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Forget it, Jake. It’s aggy. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

Now that is good. A+ dude!

Posted
2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. 

They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"

Posted
13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. 

They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"

They later claimed it was in support of the miners that got trapped but of course that was bullshit 

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Posted
48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was real?

That a bullshit story was really made up by the Ags to explain something embarrassing? I think you know the answer to that. 

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Posted

Props to @Rimbo for recognizing the significance of this convergence. But I do think "Axis of Evil" grants these assholes an air of gravitas they don't deserve right now. I therefore propose that they be at least temporarily referred to as that: a mere Axis of Assholes.

Perhaps with an additional modifier or two thrown in. Amateurish? Bungling?  Axis of Assholes does have a succinct, crisp accuracy to it.

And as pre-kickoff argument for the historically inclined, let me just throw out there the idea that the original Axis eventually included Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Croatia, Finland, and even Thailand. One or more of those are probably better parallels for our numbnuts football neighbors.

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Posted
10 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

A&M is literally PeeWee Herman Mussolini.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Their preferred country of refuge should they be driven out of the country, God willing?

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Posted
12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

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Posted
26 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

Speaking of Mussolini, I’ve got a cool Italian rifle from WWII in great condition.

Never fired, but dropped once.

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Posted
31 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

Right?

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Posted (edited)
37 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I want pig over Tech. Fuck those sand aggies. 

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No. Seriously, no. Trust me on this. No no no.

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Posted
Yes! Literally.
OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.
Shut your whore mouth!

Japan is pretty awesome, Arky not so much. The aggy/Mussolini comp is pretty spot on though.
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Posted
1 minute ago, ousux said:

Shut your whore mouth!

Japan is pretty awesome, Arky not so much. The aggy/Mussolini comp is pretty spot on though.

I'm talking about 1930s Japan here, not the modern incarnation.

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Posted (edited)

You can't expect to beat the Japanese Hillbillies. They are all hopped up on Sake shine and their Kamikaze crop dusters crashing into their enemies. Banzai ya'll!

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