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So we literally have the entire Axis of Evil playing in bowl games tomorrow.

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3 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

Not so fast Kimosabe…

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I would say that the battle is for who is #4 in the state of Texas. 

Rapelor currently has #3 wrapped up.

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TornACL

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2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. 

They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"

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13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. 

They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"

They later claimed it was in support of the miners that got trapped but of course that was bullshit 

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Props to @Rimbo for recognizing the significance of this convergence. But I do think "Axis of Evil" grants these assholes an air of gravitas they don't deserve right now. I therefore propose that they be at least temporarily referred to as that: a mere Axis of Assholes.

Perhaps with an additional modifier or two thrown in. Amateurish? Bungling?  Axis of Assholes does have a succinct, crisp accuracy to it.

And as pre-kickoff argument for the historically inclined, let me just throw out there the idea that the original Axis eventually included Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Croatia, Finland, and even Thailand. One or more of those are probably better parallels for our numbnuts football neighbors.

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TreatyOak

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12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

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26 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

Speaking of Mussolini, I’ve got a cool Italian rifle from WWII in great condition.

Never fired, but dropped once.

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Rimbo

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31 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

Right?

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Yes! Literally.
OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.
Shut your whore mouth!

Japan is pretty awesome, Arky not so much. The aggy/Mussolini comp is pretty spot on though.
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Rimbo

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1 minute ago, ousux said:

Shut your whore mouth!

Japan is pretty awesome, Arky not so much. The aggy/Mussolini comp is pretty spot on though.

I'm talking about 1930s Japan here, not the modern incarnation.

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