So we literally have the entire Axis of Evil playing in bowl games tomorrow.

[Rimbo 27275]

Arky, Aggy AND Gooner all playing in bowl games on the 27th.

Go Navy, USC and Tech.

[TrashMaster G 18197]

Literally?

[Rimbo 27275]

30 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Literally?

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5520]

32 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Go Navy, USC and Tech.

[AeroHorn 829]

Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

[NBHorn7 311]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

Isn't A&M Hitler? I mean they have the Hitler youth and brown shirts.

 

 

[Rimbo 27275]

24 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

it really is the lesser of two evils, like cheering for Stalin against Hitler

Edited yesterday at 06:21 AM by Rimbo

[NBHorn7 311]

33 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

The Japanese Hillbillies. I guess Arkansas could be Japan. I'm still working on OU.

 

[Hermanator 7723]

I'll be damned. That does sound like Arkansas

[Napoleon 8865]

3 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

Not so fast Kimosabe…

I would say that the battle is for who is #4 in the state of Texas. 

Rapelor currently has #3 wrapped up.

[Park Gothic 5382]

4 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

[Tex Pete 21565]

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I'll be damned. That does sound like Arkansas

That’s The Great Kabuki’s music!

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Forget it, Jake. It’s aggy. 

[Dennis Taylor 19423]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Because aggy

[EastTexan 675]

6 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

Now that is good. A+ dude!

[TornACL 7822]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. 

They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"

[Dennis Taylor 19423]

13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. 

They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"

They later claimed it was in support of the miners that got trapped but of course that was bullshit 

[jimmyjazz 47411]

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

They later claimed it was in support of the miners that got trapped but of course that was bullshit 

That was real?

[Underdog 29263]

 

[HenryJames 67615]

[ClubWhatever 12362]

I will be literally staying up until 1:30am to see the ending of USC A&M.  Not

[Biff Tannen 46288]

[statsman 5714]

48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was real?

That a bullshit story was really made up by the Ags to explain something embarrassing? I think you know the answer to that. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3534]

7 hours ago, Rimbo said:

it really is the lesser of two evils, like cheering for Stalin against Hitler

or lesser of two weevils

[Hayduke 97]

Props to @Rimbo for recognizing the significance of this convergence. But I do think "Axis of Evil" grants these assholes an air of gravitas they don't deserve right now. I therefore propose that they be at least temporarily referred to as that: a mere Axis of Assholes.

Perhaps with an additional modifier or two thrown in. Amateurish? Bungling?  Axis of Assholes does have a succinct, crisp accuracy to it.

And as pre-kickoff argument for the historically inclined, let me just throw out there the idea that the original Axis eventually included Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Croatia, Finland, and even Thailand. One or more of those are probably better parallels for our numbnuts football neighbors.

[MissingInAction 25634]

Surly already claims the Axis of Assholes title.

[troph 25319]

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

or lesser of two weevils

My sons and I LOVE that movie. 

[CosmoDog 396]

10 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

A&M is literally PeeWee Herman Mussolini.

[27-25 2089]

5 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Their preferred country of refuge should they be driven out of the country, God willing?

[Hayduke 97]

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Surly already claims the Axis of Assholes title.

Good point. But aren't we more of a confederation?

[Hagbard Celine 11327]

8 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

Their preferred country of refuge should they be driven out of the country, God willing?

absolutely not!

far upstream in the amazonian basin

@immamac thread merge

[TonyTexas 10814]

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Arky, Aggy AND Gooner all playing in bowl games on the 27th.

Go Navy, USC and Tech.

What about SEC, SEC, SEC?

[yoladu 4205]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

What about SEC, SEC, SEC?

 

Edited yesterday at 05:15 PM by yoladu

[Rimbo 27275]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Surly already claims the Axis of Assholes title.

[Grande Mart 542]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

Those are some shitty salutes

[Lat22 4109]

I want pig over Tech. Fuck those sand aggies. 

[TreatyOak 17489]

12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

[CosmoDog 396]

26 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

Speaking of Mussolini, I’ve got a cool Italian rifle from WWII in great condition.

Never fired, but dropped once.

[Rimbo 27275]

31 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

Right?

[Rimbo 27275]

37 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I want pig over Tech. Fuck those sand aggies. 

No. Seriously, no. Trust me on this. No no no.

Edited 21 hours ago by Rimbo

[Bigbend1812 13103]

[troph 25319]

hahaha this is great, OU fucking sucks. eat dicks land thieves!

[Steamboat1874 4409]

4 hours ago, CosmoDog said:

A&M is literally PeeWee Herman Mussolini.

Leave Pee Wee out of this.

He is and was more important than aggy will ever be.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5194]

Yeah Pee Wee Herman always comes out on top.  He is not a loser.  Aggy personifies loserness.  Even when they win a battle, they still find a way to lose the war.

[CosmoDog 396]

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Leave Pee Wee out of this.

He is and was more important than aggy will ever be.

[runthebone 8380]

 

[ousux 5651]

Yes! Literally.
OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

Shut your whore mouth!

Japan is pretty awesome, Arky not so much. The aggy/Mussolini comp is pretty spot on though.

[Rimbo 27275]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Shut your whore mouth!

Japan is pretty awesome, Arky not so much. The aggy/Mussolini comp is pretty spot on though.

I'm talking about 1930s Japan here, not the modern incarnation.

[NBHorn7 311]

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

No. Seriously, no. Trust me on this. No no no.

 

[NBHorn7 311]

You can't expect to beat the Japanese Hillbillies. They are all hopped up on Sake shine and their Kamikaze crop dusters crashing into their enemies. Banzai ya'll!

Edited 12 hours ago by NBHorn7