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19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Prove it.

 The equation to calculate the gravitational force acting on a boob (or any object) is F = mg where:

    F: is the gravitational force in Newtons
    m: is the mass of the boob (in kilograms)
    g: is the acceleration due to gravity, approximately 9.8 m/s²

To calculate the mass of the boob, you need to know its volume and the density of water (approximately 1000 kg/m³).

This equation applies to any object, not just a boob, as long as you know its mass.

The concept of skin elasticity in relation to gravity can be understood through the idea of stress and strain, where the force of gravity acts as a constant downward stress on the skin, leading to increased strain (deformation) as skin loses its natural elasticity due to aging and reduced collagen/elastin production, causing sagging.

Skin elasticity is primarily determined by the presence of collagen and elastin fibers, which act like tiny springs to resist deformation.

Gravity exerts a continuous downward force on the skin, particularly on facial features, causing it to stretch and sag over time if its elasticity is compromised.

Besides gravity, other factors like sun exposure, genetics, hydration levels, and age can also significantly impact skin elasticity.

In biomechanical terms, the skin can be visualized as a material with a stress-strain curve, where the "stress" is the force of gravity and the "strain" is the deformation of the skin due to that force.

As skin loses elasticity with age, its ability to resist deformation decreases, meaning even a small gravitational force can cause noticeable sagging.

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 The equation to calculate the gravitational force acting on a boob (or any object) is F = mg where:

    F: is the gravitational force in Newtons
    m: is the mass of the boob (in kilograms)
    g: is the acceleration due to gravity, approximately 9.8 m/s²

To calculate the mass of the boob, you need to know its volume and the density of water (approximately 1000 kg/m³).

This equation applies to any object, not just a boob, as long as you know its mass.

The concept of skin elasticity in relation to gravity can be understood through the idea of stress and strain, where the force of gravity acts as a constant downward stress on the skin, leading to increased strain (deformation) as skin loses its natural elasticity due to aging and reduced collagen/elastin production, causing sagging.

Skin elasticity is primarily determined by the presence of collagen and elastin fibers, which act like tiny springs to resist deformation.

Gravity exerts a continuous downward force on the skin, particularly on facial features, causing it to stretch and sag over time if its elasticity is compromised.

Besides gravity, other factors like sun exposure, genetics, hydration levels, and age can also significantly impact skin elasticity.

In biomechanical terms, the skin can be visualized as a material with a stress-strain curve, where the "stress" is the force of gravity and the "strain" is the deformation of the skin due to that force.

As skin loses elasticity with age, its ability to resist deformation decreases, meaning even a small gravitational force can cause noticeable sagging.

 

 

F=mg

Rimbo's theory of "sagativity." He is a super genius.

 

 

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On 12/27/2024 at 11:20 PM, ATXbronco said:

I have to admit, I google searched the Opzelura chick.

Turns out, she's a General Hospital alumn.

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She's also a bit of a prude. Doesn't really have very many sexy photos out there.
Mentioned on her Instagram that her Boss told her to put some "racier" pics out.

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counterpoint:

dat ass

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17 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

She wears hoops like that because she knows where her ankles go.  Lulz.

What did Joan Collins say when asked what she puts behind her ears when she is goes cruising?

Her Ankles.

8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 The equation to calculate the gravitational force acting on a boob (or any object) is F = mg where:

    F: is the gravitational force in Newtons
    m: is the mass of the boob (in kilograms)
    g: is the acceleration due to gravity, approximately 9.8 m/s²

To calculate the mass of the boob, you need to know its volume and the density of water (approximately 1000 kg/m³).

This equation applies to any object, not just a boob, as long as you know its mass.

The concept of skin elasticity in relation to gravity can be understood through the idea of stress and strain, where the force of gravity acts as a constant downward stress on the skin, leading to increased strain (deformation) as skin loses its natural elasticity due to aging and reduced collagen/elastin production, causing sagging.

Skin elasticity is primarily determined by the presence of collagen and elastin fibers, which act like tiny springs to resist deformation.

Gravity exerts a continuous downward force on the skin, particularly on facial features, causing it to stretch and sag over time if its elasticity is compromised.

Besides gravity, other factors like sun exposure, genetics, hydration levels, and age can also significantly impact skin elasticity.

In biomechanical terms, the skin can be visualized as a material with a stress-strain curve, where the "stress" is the force of gravity and the "strain" is the deformation of the skin due to that force.

As skin loses elasticity with age, its ability to resist deformation decreases, meaning even a small gravitational force can cause noticeable sagging.

It all starts with F = ma. Like Jose Cuervo, Sir Isaac Newton is a friend of mine.

Forget the elasticity of the skin. Consider the strength of her calves and ankles, and the tremendous forces they exert to neutralize the unbalanced mass and keep the body upright.

Before PC was a thing, we used to call one of the girls at work "Kips", as a nod to her more prominent features (Kips is a US customary unit of force. It equals 1000 pounds-force, and is used primarily by structural engineers to indicate forces where the value represented in pound-force is inefficient). I explained the term at happy hour one day, and apologized to the lass as I was getting back up on my barstool.

I will always remember similar discussions we had in Physics about Simple Harmonic Motion. 

Go observe a braless girl walking across the south mall. The harmonics of the motion are simple, but the motion itself is anything but simple.

That is my UT, the kind of thought provoking education you can't get out of a book, to take what you learned in the classroom and go into the real world and apply it to everyday life.

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9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 The equation to calculate the gravitational force acting on a boob (or any object) is F = mg where:

    F: is the gravitational force in Newtons
    m: is the mass of the boob (in kilograms)
    g: is the acceleration due to gravity, approximately 9.8 m/s²

To calculate the mass of the boob, you need to know its volume and the density of water (approximately 1000 kg/m³).

This equation applies to any object, not just a boob, as long as you know its mass.

The concept of skin elasticity in relation to gravity can be understood through the idea of stress and strain, where the force of gravity acts as a constant downward stress on the skin, leading to increased strain (deformation) as skin loses its natural elasticity due to aging and reduced collagen/elastin production, causing sagging.

Skin elasticity is primarily determined by the presence of collagen and elastin fibers, which act like tiny springs to resist deformation.

Gravity exerts a continuous downward force on the skin, particularly on facial features, causing it to stretch and sag over time if its elasticity is compromised.

Besides gravity, other factors like sun exposure, genetics, hydration levels, and age can also significantly impact skin elasticity.

In biomechanical terms, the skin can be visualized as a material with a stress-strain curve, where the "stress" is the force of gravity and the "strain" is the deformation of the skin due to that force.

As skin loses elasticity with age, its ability to resist deformation decreases, meaning even a small gravitational force can cause noticeable sagging.

 

 

But when you become an octogenarian you’ll appreciate the flexibility.

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4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Cleavage you can buy, legs you (usually) have to work for. And she has absolutely no legs. Her fervent redass aggy personality is a gigantic negative too. Had no clue how bad she was clowning herself in that infamous video. 

You're absolutely right so I'm changing my mind. I most certainly wood.

Wait.. that's the same choice I made before. 

Oh well...I  guess I'll deal with the horrible personality and "terrible" legs but I appreciate you looking out for my best interest. 

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16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some USC fan posted this on reddit and I think it's the kind of summary that ESPN should be using, because it instantly sums everything up.

USC and Texas A&M were like two 63 old filipino men in Vegas on their 36th hour at the Pai gow table.

 

Whoever posted this has absolutely been at a Paigow table with two 60+ year old Filipino men.. cause got damn that's both accurate and funny. 

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52 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

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"I'm not that kind of player"??!

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I hate that kind of bullshit apology. Yes, you are that kind of a player. Even worse, you are that kind of a person. You are what you do.

That bit of bullshit was not during a live ball. It was after a play was done. Seconds after. It wasn’t a block downfield with emotions raging. He thought about doing it, and then did. It was completely indicative of the kind of person he is. He has no respect for Texas Tech.

Fuck him. If he is still there next season he should be suspended for a few games.

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5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Cleavage you can buy, legs you (usually) have to work for. And she has absolutely no legs. Her fervent redass aggy personality is a gigantic negative too. Had no clue how bad she was clowning herself in that infamous video. 

WNB. Ass too red is nearing peak surly. 

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17 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 The equation to calculate the gravitational force acting on a boob (or any object) is F = mg where:

    F: is the gravitational force in Newtons
    m: is the mass of the boob (in kilograms)
    g: is the acceleration due to gravity, approximately 9.8 m/s²

To calculate the mass of the boob, you need to know its volume and the density of water (approximately 1000 kg/m³).

This equation applies to any object, not just a boob, as long as you know its mass.

The concept of skin elasticity in relation to gravity can be understood through the idea of stress and strain, where the force of gravity acts as a constant downward stress on the skin, leading to increased strain (deformation) as skin loses its natural elasticity due to aging and reduced collagen/elastin production, causing sagging.

Skin elasticity is primarily determined by the presence of collagen and elastin fibers, which act like tiny springs to resist deformation.

Gravity exerts a continuous downward force on the skin, particularly on facial features, causing it to stretch and sag over time if its elasticity is compromised.

Besides gravity, other factors like sun exposure, genetics, hydration levels, and age can also significantly impact skin elasticity.

In biomechanical terms, the skin can be visualized as a material with a stress-strain curve, where the "stress" is the force of gravity and the "strain" is the deformation of the skin due to that force.

As skin loses elasticity with age, its ability to resist deformation decreases, meaning even a small gravitational force can cause noticeable sagging.

 

 

I don't even know what this was about, but I do like boobs, so I agree.

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14 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I hate that kind of bullshit apology. Yes, you are that kind of a player. Even worse, you are that kind of a person. You are what you do.

That bit of bullshit was not during a live ball. It was after a play was done. Seconds after. It wasn’t a block downfield with emotions raging. He thought about doing it, and then did. It was completely indicative of the kind of person he is. He has no respect for Texas Tech.

Fuck him. If he is still there next season he should be suspended for a few games.

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8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It is actually an interesting question. Will offenses see a drop in efficiency overall in the next year or two with the sudden disappearance of 24-25 year old QBs? (Except in Provo, of course)

The NCAA needs to do several things...

1) Institute a maximum season limit of 6 no matter what
2) Limit the number of times a player can use the xfer portal without sitting out a year
3) Allow NIL deals to stipulate at least 2 years of participation

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