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also just had to listen to Lowell telling everyone that all the army players when they are exhausted.... stand up in team meetings on their own.

 

No you fucking idiot, they are standing up because if they fall asleep and fall over they dont get in trouble for falling asleep... and the punishment is meeted out by the pavement their face hits if they sleep. 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Holy fuck balls there is a lot of CU, CU player and CU coach cock sucking going on by the broadcast crew. Wow... 

"You know, I'm not really into BBC, but I'd make an exception for most of the CU team and staff.". 

"You bet. I'm not even gay and I'd like to have Deions cock in my mouth."

"Hope I don't sound racist but I understand it's an impressive unit. If you know what I mean."

"Sounds amazing. Any of the CU players into rimming? I'm fine with syrup or jelly so, flexible."

I was just coming to say, much less eloquently, the same thing.

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7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Holy fuck balls there is a lot of CU, CU player and CU coach cock sucking going on by the broadcast crew. Wow... 

"You know, I'm not really into BBC, but I'd make an exception for most of the CU team and staff.". 

"You bet. I'm not even gay and I'd like to have Deions cock in my mouth."

"Hope I don't sound racist but I understand it's an impressive unit. If you know what I mean."

"Sounds amazing. Any of the CU players into rimming? I'm fine with syrup or jelly so, flexible."

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8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Army intercepts in the end zone with 10:30 left in the game.  There’s a good chance La Tech won’t see the ball again on offense.

Three plays before really looked like a LT touchdown.  Didn't seem like anyone else thought so.

LT coach looks like a guitarist in a Southern Rock cover band.

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10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Holy fuck balls there is a lot of CU, CU player and CU coach cock sucking going on by the broadcast crew. Wow... 

"You know, I'm not really into BBC, but I'd make an exception for most of the CU team and staff.". 

"You bet. I'm not even gay and I'd like to have Deions cock in my mouth."

"Hope I don't sound racist but I understand it's an impressive unit. If you know what I mean."

"Sounds amazing. Any of the CU players into rimming? I'm fine with syrup or jelly so, flexible."

What a petty idiot of an announcer. Sorry you made a fool of yourself by relentlessly dry-humping Colorado only for them to get slaughtered.

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8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Is it just me? Or did anyone notice Deions eyes during closeups and interviews tonight? Looked like his eyes were bulging out of their sockets. I think he was high as a kite.

How much shit did he confiscate and keep? 

 

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50 minutes ago, satyanash said:

What a petty idiot of an announcer. Sorry you made a fool of yourself by relentlessly dry-humping Colorado only for them to get slaughtered.

I definitely caught that part. 

"Well, I've now allocated 5% of my airtime to BYU, they should stop being attention whores. Now lets get back to the amazing CU, Deion and that fab cock of his!!" *That he basically called out a BYU player for being an attention whore is beyond wildly ironic.

At least the play by play was "Ya know, BYU seems like they fuck too and maybe better than CU there buddy."

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8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Is it just me? Or did anyone notice Deions eyes during closeups and interviews tonight? Looked like his eyes were bulging out of their sockets. I think he was high as a kite.

During the sideline shots of the coaches, Sitake looked focused, and you could tell he was making decisions. Sanders looked like a slightly disgruntled fan. 

Giving Sanders the benefit of the doubt, there was a video before the start of the season, and he's had one of his toes amputated and said he takes a butt load of painkillers to get through being able to stand on the sidelines during an entire game. So, yeah, I think he may have been high as a kite. It was especially obvious during the interview before the game where the sideline chick was asking him about coaching his son for his last game. Someone else on the board called it fake crying, but I think he was having trouble formulating words. 

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24 minutes ago, Mittens said:

ESPN's story on the BYU win:

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ESPN's front-page headlines tracker is hilarious. No mention of Iowa State winning 11 games for the first time in program history, or of BYU's resounding victory. All the attention is focused on Cam Ward, Sanders and Travis Hunter instead.

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2 hours ago, satyanash said:

ESPN's front-page headlines tracker is hilarious. No mention of Iowa State winning 11 games for the first time in program history, or of BYU's resounding victory. All the attention is focused on Cam Ward, Sanders and Travis Hunter instead.

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The Espin nickname is there for a reason.

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